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I need to write "cock piss surname" on someone's car. Where can I buy washable car paint today?

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DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:03:25

Need it for tomorrow

Tia smile

BigGreenOlives Fri 31-Mar-17 14:04:10

Just write it in the dust, I'm sure their car is dirty

wizzywig Fri 31-Mar-17 14:04:14

Tyga-lilley?

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:07:24

Are you Alan Partridge, then? grin

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:08:20

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XpgA3Mttx1M

Ask that Geordie to help you, even if you can't understand a word he says...!

ImsorryTommy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:08:50

Don't forget to get two types so you can change it to cook pass surname

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:09:04

Sounds like you have rude daubing on your car.

Can you still drive the car?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4T_4uLQ7e0

DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:10:05

Sadly the car is grotty but not grotty enough.
I'm considering using washable finger paint but worried in case it doesn't actually wash and my April fool turns in to April vandalism...

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:10:36

The person will be driving around in what's basically an obscene publication, you realise that? wink

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:10:54

DAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!

grin

DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:11:04

Sadly, also, I don't have my own Geordie to do it for me.

DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:11:28

grin flora

ImsorryTommy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:11:29

Scum. Subhuman scum.

LiviaDrusillaAugusta Fri 31-Mar-17 14:12:09

An April Fool joke involving vandalising property? Ummm okay...

pinkblink Fri 31-Mar-17 14:13:45

Washable paint is hardly vandalising....hmm

NSEA Fri 31-Mar-17 14:14:12

Lolz @livia

This is funny.

Wilko sells crayola washable paint. Go for good quality and ensure its cleaned soon after applying!

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:15:05

Vandals, eh, Mr. Partridge? You know, it makes you wonder what it’s all about.

Aye. You know, vandals. You know, what is it all about?

You know, what I reckon is, if they had themselves proper jobs, they wouldn’t be up to all this, you know, larking every night.

What I’m saying is, like, if they had themselves proper jobs, you know, for them to go to, they wouldn’t do it. You know, a lot of them’s from broken homes.

smile

DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:15:59

He vandalised my pelvic floor with his three humongous children, "cock piss surname" seems fair payback

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:16:28

This thread has made me realise I'd better come up with something for tomorrow myself.

DanDanDanDanDan Fri 31-Mar-17 14:17:25

I never bother Flora, but I've had this in my head for ages hmm so I thought I might as well get round to it tomorrow

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:18:50

LOL!

Instead of paint, you could use black tape stuff to make out the words? That would take more time though, I imagine.

floraeasy Fri 31-Mar-17 14:19:59

Don't forget to call your DH with a message from P. Nesshead grin

beargrass Fri 31-Mar-17 14:21:20

crayon comes off, right? www.edu-quip.co.uk/prod/25399/giant-crayon-pattern-marker

Longji Fri 31-Mar-17 14:23:58

Chalk pens on the back windscreen? Can get them in hobby craft

Longji Fri 31-Mar-17 14:24:22

Shaving foam takes off paintwork just FYI blush

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