Feel free to correct me, but if one does not wish to hear "fucking pissflaps" than one should consider

[HoneyDragon]

standing around on some else's property?

Meh.

People are far too easily offended these days.

'Specially when they are noseying around my property.

[porridge90]

Eh? Has someone complained at hearing you say it? Why were they noseying?

[Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost]

I'm sorry, but. In the words of Manuel
"Que".

[elQuintoConyo]

Just

[ScarletOverkill]

Need more info OP

[ArmySal]

In what context

[PerspicaciaTick]

Is this a MiL thread?

[EmpressOfTheSevenOceans]

Who's been listening to your pissflaps fucking???

[DerekSprechenZeDick]

You got told off for saying fucking piss flaps in your own home?!

[NeedACleverNN]

I think we need more explanation here

[SanityClause]

YADefinitelyNBU!

[HoneyDragon]

Nope, I offended total randoms.

I live up a private shared drive way on a new build housing estate. So I do get people want to nosey the houses.

I had my side door open which is facing onto my driveway that comes onto the private driveway, so obviously totally private property.

The door was open and I was putting the recycling out. I dropped it and a wine bottle and two coke tins fell out at which point I went "fucking pissflaps" as you do.

Only to see two mildly horrified ladies holding brochures and retreating with cats bum mouths.

[HoneyDragon]

It was the synchronised cats bumming that pissed me off.

[HoneyDragon]

And they were brochures for our housing estates competitors ....

[Planty18]

Maybe they thought you were actually calling them the phrase as a name? yanbu private property, good way to put off leaflet brandishing visitors though. I might try it.

[Iliveinalighthousewiththeghost]

..

[elQuintoConyo]

SynchronisedCatsBumming may have to be my new username

[MadameCholetsDirtySecret]

Synchronised cats bum mouth could be a new Olympic sport!!!

[NewlyNamedMe]

Whats a housing estates competitor? Do housing estates have competitors. Intriguing.

[NeedACleverNN]

Interesting swear

I probably would have said bollocks or for fucks sake instead of that

Kudos

[ArmySal]

You've singlehandedly lowered the tone of the whole neighbourhood.

Bravo

[HoneyDragon]

Yes. It's one huuuuuge estate but split between different developers.

They, obviously had the brochures for the posh developers whose houses have most turned out shit