to need to talk about sex

[batmanandrobin]

my DH and i have always had a great sex life- very active and very give and take.

tonight however i pulled my feeding bra down, he did his thing with my tits and then we rolled over onto our separate parts of the bed and he's now snoring.

what?! what has just happened.. is unsexy sex normal? we're only just knocking on 30s door so i don't feel old and tired yet.

reassurance? or a big fat cyber slap? TIA

[LaurieFairyCake]

Did you have sex?

[PurpleWithRed]

Um... does doing his thing with your tits involve/include sex? or was it just a friendly squeeze?

IME feeding bras are incompatible with sex; this lasts until your youngest leaves home.

[OnlyWantsOne]

Did his thing?

[Darquesse]

What is his thing? Did you get any enjoyment at all? That doesn't sound fun!

[minklundy]

?

[MoonAndBackAgain]

'I pulled my feeding bra down and he done his thing with my tits'

What?

[ProfessorPickles]

You have confused us all op

[CleanLinesSharpEdges]

Tit wank?

[MajesticWhine]

was there penetration involved or... are we talking tit wank?

[Darquesse]

Tit wank in a feeding bra? Not even taken off? clutches pearls

[batmanandrobin]

oh sorry i gave him a titwank as i have a mouth ulcer ATM ??

i didn't want sex. aunties in.

[Bowchickawowow]

I don't know where to start!
OP, I don't think you have to worry about your sex life.
Can I ask what normally happens after the, um, titwanking? Is it the lack of reciprocation that is troubling you?!

[minklundy]

What did you want? And did he bother to ask?

[LaurieFairyCake]

Well that was kind of you

With a mouth ulcer, a bra on, and on my period I would even have raised an eyebrow.

I'm not sure what else to say apart from 'how kind of you'.

[TimelyNameChangey]

Aunties in!? You mean you've got your period?

If you're not happy because you got nothing out of the deal why not tell him?

[LaurieFairyCake]

wouldnt

[MajesticWhine]

very kind and accommodating of you.

[Hairtodaygonetomorrow]

Your mistake was letting him go first!

[batmanandrobin]

i think it's the titwank in general that has shocked me.. im bfing and i just gave him a titwank!!!! i haven't done a titwank for years!!!??

i wasn't fussed. im tired and know I'll be up again soon. he was trying it on and knew i had a mouth ulcer and was tired so just kind of happened!! it's the least sexy we've ever been with one another though. usually we cuddle afterwards even if we are tired!

man, can't believe im sharing this. or why really! are titwanks extinct nowadays?!

[MrsSchadenfreude]

I clearly have an overactive imagination, but I am howling at this. I have a vision of you wandering into the bedroom with big stained period pants, and a greying nursing bra. You get into bed, unhook the cups, he clambers on, has a tit wank, rolls off, starts snoring and you hook the cups back up and sit there all affronted. Is that how it was? It's hardly a sexy and romantic scenario.

[MrsSchadenfreude]

"I've got a mouth ulcer, is a titwank alright for tonight?"

"Yes, lovely darling, thank you."

[BigRedBall]

Can you stop posting and go and wash your breasts please.

[LaurieFairyCake]

I have to say well done at posting the least sexy sex ever

I've just run it past DH and he thinks different - his exact words were 'better than nothing'

But he did say you shouldn't do anything you don't want to (obviously)

[LuluJakey1]

Sounds like one to forget.

[PerpetualStudent]

My boobs are too small for titwanks - it is one of the great tragedies of my life :(

As far as your situation I would say one lazy fumble doesn't mean a ruined sex life...