MN IS NOW OFFICIALLY A JOKE FREE ZONE BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS REALLY SERIOUS AND GUARANTEED TO OFFEND SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IN A CUPBOARD IN 1970

[Hullygully]

No jokes please.

1. No jokes about my dh walks a bit funny.
   

Because real people walk a bit funny and it is SERIOUS. I HAVE REPORTED YOU.

1. No jokes about furriners go ome or goats because real people face this everyday and it is SERIOUS I HAVE REPORTED YOU
   

I HAVE REPORTED EVERYONE EVERYWHERE FOR EVERYTHING JUST IN CASE

FFS

[TheDreadedFoosa]

Oh what bollocks.

[GhostShip]

YOU CANT CALL SOMEONE AN IDIOT, WHAT IF HE HAS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES HMMM????

I AM GOING TO REPORT

[IneedAgoldenNickname]

or is that face not allowed because it looks happy? Don't wanna offend happy people

[TheVermiciousKnid]

How dare you. I'm very offended. I used to live in a cupboard in 1970. I didn't but that's not the point.

[Aboutlastnight]

It's all very worthy round here at the mo

[TantrumsAndBalloons]

I dont even bother to read threads anymore. I just report the whole thing.

even saying " i like chocolate" is going to offend someone, somewhere

[JambalayaCodfishPie]

I'm offended by your use of capitals. Reported.

[GhostShip]

THIS IS A FEMINIST ISSUE

[GhostShip]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN

[squeakytoy]

and what is wrong with people living in cupboards?? YABU

[TheVermiciousKnid]

Sod off the lot of you. I've got work to do.

[TheDreadedFoosa]

Forriners should go home, just not funny, is it?

What about...

Aibu to think all disabled kids should be kept out of sight?

Aibu to think women in short skirts are asking for it?

Aibu to think the unemployed should be left to starve?

Whats the difference? Where's the 'joke'? Where's the humour?

[CaptainVonTrapp]

I was born in the 70's and I'm deeply offended by that. Only an insensitive idiot would make such a comment. Oh and I know someone with a cupboard.

[GhostShip]

CUPBOARDS ARE PERFECTLY FINE, WE ARENT ALL MADE OF MONEY YANO

HARRY POTTER LIVED IN A CUPBOARD AND HE GREW UP TO BE A FINE LAD

[SelfRighteousPrissyPants]

My dh slept in a drawer when he was a baby but had probably moved out by 1970 -he was 2. He never gets offended by anything

[ClippedPhoenix]

One of my afflictions is black humour BUT it was still a stupid thread to start.

[BlackCatinchaos]

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Can anyone link?

[BoysBoysBoysAndMe]

Leave the bastard.....

[Hullygully]

Oh good point about Harry P

Although he was fostered/adopted so YOU ARE INSULTING ALL FOSTERERS AND ADOPTIVE-PARENTS AND I AM REPORTING

[GhostShip]

I AM REPORTING YOU FOR REPORTING ME

[monkeyfacegrace]

Wtf is with you today Hully?

[ClippedPhoenix]

I also slept in the bottom drawer for a bit

Sister even came along and said "Yuck, don't like that thing" and shut the drawer come to think of it I do have claustrophobia

My big sister is a bitch.

[KenLeeeeeee]

Are you in Scotland?

[WizzPopWizzBang]

Maybe we should petition for MNHQ to have a professionally offended topic?

[Sparklingbrook]

I drive a 4x4 and throw bags of dog poo out of the window while driving along. For fun.