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ANYONE WHO CLAIMS ANY BENEFIT EVER FOR ANY REASON WHATSOEVER IS A CUNT

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:36

Just so we're clear.

If we can all just agree on that, perhaps there would be no need for all these poor concerned posters to keep fretting about it.

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wordsonapage · 15/06/2011 15:38

Amen brother

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GeekCool · 15/06/2011 15:38

Agreed. Obvious innit Grin

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PersonalClown · 15/06/2011 15:39

Do I still get a goat?

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lubeybooby · 15/06/2011 15:39

:o

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RedGreenBlue · 15/06/2011 15:39

Does it count if I leave my jacket off indoors, so when I leave I can feel the benefit?

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:40

HAVE YOU EARNT A FUCKING GOAT? HAVE YOU?

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shmoz · 15/06/2011 15:40

Totally agree.
I like being a cunt, means I can twat about on mn all day while other fools go to work Grin

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:41

Oh got a jacket eh? My fucking hard worked for taxes paid for your jacket didn't they and where's my jacket?

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GetOrf · 15/06/2011 15:42

My brother's aunties friend's dogsitter's sister's second cousin twice removed was CLAIMING BENEFITS whilst working and had a CAR and a TELLY and a TOASTER the fucking bastard

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TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 15/06/2011 15:43

oh yes I'm a huge cunt for getting widowed parents allowance

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OvO · 15/06/2011 15:43

What have you lot done to Hully? Shock

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Pagwatch · 15/06/2011 15:43

Yes. True. Especially the scrounging fuckers claiming child benefit.

Should be shot. Or made to shovel goat shit. Or both.

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TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 15/06/2011 15:44

AND I have sky plus

goat me baaaaaby

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:44

Cunts

There's a family I heard of who had five pairs of pants each at our TAX MONEY expense and didn't even share like hard working TAX MONEY PAYING MUGS.

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OvO · 15/06/2011 15:44

Hully is broken. Sad

Where is the love?

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GabbyLoggon · 15/06/2011 15:44

I assume this is irony (the yanks wont get it)

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shmoz · 15/06/2011 15:45

I want a goat. The miserable cat's-bum-faced harridan at Job Centre Plus never mentioned anything about a goat. The bitch.

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Hullygully · 15/06/2011 15:45

THERE ARE NO FUCKING GOATS BECAUSE THE FUCKING SCROUNGING FAMILY DOWN MY ROAD FUCKING ATE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO LAZY TO GO TO LIDL

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Empusa · 15/06/2011 15:45

Pants?! Pants?! That's horrific! Some of them even get matching socks!

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hellospoon · 15/06/2011 15:45

fack off you slllaaaggg innit

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CheerMum · 15/06/2011 15:45

threads like these are why i moved over from netmums hehehe :o

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clemetteattlee · 15/06/2011 15:45

I want to be a cunt but have been lucky enough to be in work and I think that such luck is NOT FAIR

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TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 15/06/2011 15:46

all yanks will be spitting

I think we need to slap or hug hully

like getting rid of hiccups or shock...

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ForeverNamechanging · 15/06/2011 15:46

I'm such a scrounging cunt i'm taking 2 goats!

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TrinityIsAShreddingFatRhino · 15/06/2011 15:46

lidl? thass a bit poshh innit?

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