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I AM HULK

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:42

ASK ME ANYTHING, PUNY HUMAN.

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Sanguin · 02/07/2018 18:43

Who’s this?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:50

HULK SMASH PUNY SANGUIN

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Yutes · 02/07/2018 18:51

😂😂

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Sanguin · 02/07/2018 18:52

🤔

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AsAProfessionalFekko · 02/07/2018 18:53

How come your trousers don't burst?

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Sanguin · 02/07/2018 18:54

What’s the matter with you today? You were alright yesterday

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SneakyGremlins · 02/07/2018 18:54

Is your dick green?


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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 02/07/2018 18:54

How do you contour with all that GREEN ?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 18:54

HULK BUY LYCRA TROUSERS. SIZE XXXXXL

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GinaCarbonara · 02/07/2018 18:55

But Hulk...
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Why^ do you smash?

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NotTakenUsername · 02/07/2018 18:55

Have you considered a talking therapy? Have you ruled out any MH issues?

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Sanguin · 02/07/2018 18:58

Come back! You need to answer le questions!

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 19:00

PUNY SneakyGremlins

ALL OF HULK IS GREEN. LIGHTER GREEN UNDER STRETCHY TROUSERS.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 19:03

LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset

GOOD QUESTION PUNY HUMAN.

HULK VISIT NUMBER 7 COUNTER FOR COLOUR MATCHING. BUY RECOMMENDED SHADE FOR BASE, 2 SHADES DARKER FOR CONTOUR. APPLY WITH BRILLO PAD.

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LadyRochfordsHoickedGusset · 02/07/2018 19:05

You're a worldly

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 19:07

PUNY GinaCarbonara

HULK SMASHES CHEEKY FUCKER HUMANS LIKE REST OF MUMSNET

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 19:12

Sanguin

HULK ALWAYS ANGRY. HULK SMASH.

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ComposeYourself · 02/07/2018 19:29

Grin weirdly you sound like Cookie Monster in my head!

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 19:32

ComposeYourself

HULK MODELS HIMSELF IN COOKIE MONSTER. HULK SMASH 5 PACKETS MARYLAND COOKIES TODAY. HULK LIKES MASSIVE SUGAR RUSH.

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CaptainMarvelDanvers · 02/07/2018 19:59

So who is truly the strongest Avenger, you or Thor?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 20:33

CaptainMarvelDanvers

MIGHTY HULK SMASH PUNY THOR. HULK HAVE TO PRETEND THOR IS STRONGER IN MARVEL FILM BUT REALLY HULK COULD SMASH HIM WITH A GREGGS PASTY.

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MistressDeeCee · 02/07/2018 20:43

How do you get into your shorts with that big bum and huge thighs?

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 20:49

PUNY MistressDeeCee

HULK USES HIS MASSIVE STRENGTH TO PULL UP TROUSERS. ALSO HAVE HIGH LYCRA CONTENT AND ELASTICASTED WAISTBAND.

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HULKSMASHEVERYTHING · 02/07/2018 20:52

ALSO SMASH MistressDeeCee FOR CALLING HULK’S BUM BIG.

HULK HAS BEEN LOW CARBING FOR WEEKS. HULK BUM LIKE 2 WATERMELONS IN A TOTE BAG.

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GinaCarbonara · 02/07/2018 21:16

Hulk, do you ever get lonely?

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