Mumsnetwork! Put Your Job Profile Here ...

[morningpaper]

Following another post, I thought it might be a good idea if we all put down our jobs/skills, in case we can help each other out by passing any business to each other!

So far we have:

JANSELL: Publications Designer: newsletters, leaflets, brochures, invitations companies or individuals)

TIGERMOTH: events management and copywriting

MORNINGPAPER (me!): Website design / website consultancy (websites from around £200 per site - billy bargain)

Anyone else?!

I get paid a million pounds a year

Yep nailpolish. For over a year now!

Rofl spacemonkey

i yearn to wear a posh suit and high heels to work and go on long boozy lunches with an expense account sigh

LOL spacemonkey

mdl - you have my admiration!

cant be easy. do you still use the oranges?

its been a while...........

Ah yes, but you can sun bathe on the top of hospitals wearing heart shaped bikins (according to carry on nursing). That has got to be worth something.

Wilbur - freelance journalist and aspiring screenwriter (although SAHM at the mo)

Wilbur's dh - merchandiser at Monsoon

oh, matron!

With all these different trades, we could set up a MN version of the freemasons - you know, secret handshake - get you off that parking ticket, etc!!!

very good idea!!!

MrsBigD : last job PA so good for any kind of typing & dtp, organising stuff
also can help with German an as I did desktop support in my previous life can assist with Microsoft Office, Outlook, etc. and general computer problems

MrBigD : I~T guru

spacemonkey : is it lucrative?

Oooooh Wilbur, I bet you have some beautiful clothes. Love Monsoon.

does anyone want my job? Am pig sick of it today!

alicatsg
well that's not a very enticing add for your job

yeah I should have said "Fantastically challenging opportunity open for woman interested in working with a team of interestingly gifted individuals and uniquely talented boss, to fulfil client demands of the highest order." there, sounds much better.

you forgot.... 'highly accurate crystal ball essential'

oh yes! and "ability to function while others wipe feet on you a must"

not that bad really. just a bad attack of rank stupidity sweeping the PR world today!

Lolasmum - Market research survey analyst. I love it but wish I got paid more / childcare cost less. Gobbledigook, what you do sounds of interest. All we do here is produce tables / statistical analysis from questionnaires. We've got no researchers as such here, but we sometimes get asked to write reports, so its good to know of freelancers. Are you interested in that sort of work? And, do you ever need people to produce tables for you?

Lolasdad - Merchandiser/buyer for big chain of shops. He hates it. Anybody want to give him a nice job so he stops moaning? He drives me mad with his tales of woe....

Wilbur, just seen what your dh does. Does he hate his job? My dh is a merchandiser and hates his job so much at the moment (and I think, always has). He is under constant pressure. Are all merchandising positions like that? Dh dreams of changing career but we can't afford too.

Sorry, didn't realise I was suppose to include DH.

Mr. Uwila -- operations manager for software company in Birmingham. They make Process Management / Workflow software that I think works on top of filenet product(s).

bundle: radio producer
mr bundle: tv producer
(zzzzzz)

Dophus: neuroscientist in Pharmaceutical industry (drug discovery)

Dophusmate: car salesman

what high profile jobs these are...thought there'd be a few shop assistant/ low profile ones too...(consider post office assistant low profile you see)