Hemlock - I had a few whingers like that too! Some older (but not that old!) guests moaned about the long hilly walk to the house - um 10 mins from city centre and 3 minute moderate climb up my street!
Also had 'room too small' - loft room big enough to have its own lounge 
Baby coming Tuesday. Toddler has chickenpox - hahaha!!! She's promised to recover in time so that we can put her back in childcare when I go into hospital we're fucked otherwise
Parts of kitchen now functioning which is terribly exciting, Pigeon. Worktops fitted earlier this week and now have sink/tap and a hob!!! Think dishwasher working too but too excited about sink still so will figure out dw another day. Down to last few days of building work - next week will get oven fitted, pantry shelves put in, paintwork finished and floor grouted. Biggest pain is bespoke drawer fronts not ready for another 2/3 weeks so can't store anything but that's fairly doable given everything else.
It's been a drastic overhaul - old kitchen was dark, damp, cluttered and walls were crumbling due to damp (it's basement). New kitchen is bright, stark, minimalist with references to the coast through large-scale artwork and mental light fittings. It was always our 'apology' room when hosting before and now hope it will make guests want to stay with us!
I'm very into photography and vintage textiles and have started putting things on the previously bare walls - house is over many floors, all used by guests so hoping to fill the walls with interesting things so that the walk to the shower room feels a bit like a visit to a gallery! Can you tell I don't get out much 