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Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!

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MyrtleLion · 13/10/2026 18:05

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women’s pub. The sign on the door says CELEBRATION, in glitter, and the gerbils have been told they may use as much glitter as they like.

The champagne is flowing, and it is the good kind. Every bubble is perfectly fizzy, every glass is bottomless, and nobody wakes up with a headache or a vague memory of singing to a coat rack. You may toast as many times as you wish and remain entirely clear-headed, sharp-witted and ready to explain your point again, louder, with hand gestures.

The gerbil crew has gone all out. There are bunting-laden tunnels, a tiny brass band that knows many tunes and play them with total conviction, and a head gerbil in a waistcoat who will announce your achievement to the whole room if you hand over a sunflower seed. Several gerbils have been practising a synchronised pouring routine. Two of them have already collided with the canapés, and the canapés are fine.

Whatever you are celebrating, a win, a finish, a survived meeting, a Tuesday, pull up a stool and raise a glass. The corks are popping, the confetti is mostly staying in the building, and everyone here is on your side.

Any curious menfolk are welcome at the Staunch Ally down the road, where they are invited to cheer from a respectful distance.

Cheers, everyone. The next round is on the gerbils.

Previous thread is here:

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5582462-the-bluestocking-where-we-look-forward-to-good-things-happening-both-soon-and-later

The Bluestocking, where we look forward to good things happening, both soon and later. | Mumsnet

Welcome to The Bluestocking, the best (perhaps only) online women's pub. Nothing in the food or drink can harm you, everything is served by a very ent...

https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/womens_rights/5582462-the-bluestocking-where-we-look-forward-to-good-things-happening-both-soon-and-later

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AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 19:16

Obviously those who are perpetually hot may not need a blanket! I’m a fan of a cold house and a warm blanket.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/10/2026 19:51

Yup, T-shirt, cotton or linen skirt, bare legs, open window & if it's cold - like really, REALLY cold - a cardigan for five minutes before it gets too much & I shed it.

Love the HP crochet but I think it's beyond me.

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/10/2026 19:52

Are you new to the BS or on a namechange, @AMansAManForAllThat?

We can’t shorten your name to Man, I don’t think. It sounds wrong in here.

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 19:58

Very true, @EmpressaurusKitty . I go by many, but used this on a Sandie Peggie thread, I believe. Someone posted an amazing video of <wracks brains futilely> a pop star bloke singing ‘a man’s a man for a’that!’.

But you’re right. I’ll retire it. Might even dig out an old one, there’s a LangCleg solidarity name tucked away somewhere.

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 19:59

And I haven’t spent long at the Blue Stocking, just popped in and out at intervals.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 20:05

EmpressaurusKitty · 14/10/2026 19:52

Are you new to the BS or on a namechange, @AMansAManForAllThat?

We can’t shorten your name to Man, I don’t think. It sounds wrong in here.

Poor Gracie, the one with the bad nerves, just heard Man and suddenly all her fur looked like she'd been rubbing up against balloons. Apparently it's a nervous reaction to the

M

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Word.

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 20:08

I’ll try not to talk too loud or spread myself about, Gracie! I checked my Wooly name, I was PrizedPickledPopcorn.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 20:13

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 20:08

I’ll try not to talk too loud or spread myself about, Gracie! I checked my Wooly name, I was PrizedPickledPopcorn.

She likes prizes, pickles and popcorn so she has defuzzed.

Gaynor is just giving her a quick smooth down with the soft brush.

MarieDeGournay · 14/10/2026 20:19

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 20:08

I’ll try not to talk too loud or spread myself about, Gracie! I checked my Wooly name, I was PrizedPickledPopcorn.

Hello and welcome/welcome back, AMan.
I think your name is fun, it's so wrong it's right!

I suppose you could change just one letter and be AMamsAMamForAllThat
😁

Sorry to hear about your dodgy back, Cher, hope it get sorted without too much yelping with pain😬

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/10/2026 20:25

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 20:13

She likes prizes, pickles and popcorn so she has defuzzed.

Gaynor is just giving her a quick smooth down with the soft brush.

I accidentally set the AI to 'Stating the bleeding obvious' mode.

I'll put it back on 'Subtle' or 'Creative'. Sorry!

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
ErrolTheDragon · 14/10/2026 20:25

MarieDeGournay · 14/10/2026 18:49

Eh?? I missed that😮

Have you brought back One of Everything for the Bluestocking menagerie, Woley?😄

Continuing the census - tree kangaroos. a puggle. some kind of dormouse that does the surveillance side of security. a very very friendly quokka who reads tiny green books, though not Col Gaddafi's Little Green Book, she assures me!

Basically, it started with the gerbils, but soon it was anything cute and furry 😁

Long before the gerbils showed up, the Bluestocking had a paddock with goats and donkeys, and various cats and dogs indoors - including of course, Colin the Dachshund. The ‘no male animals rule’ is entirely down to the gerbils, and not Colin’s fault, but the less said about that now the better.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 20:29

ifIwerenotanandroid · 14/10/2026 20:25

I accidentally set the AI to 'Stating the bleeding obvious' mode.

I'll put it back on 'Subtle' or 'Creative'. Sorry!

What a lovely personalised plaque.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 20:31

ErrolTheDragon · 14/10/2026 20:25

Long before the gerbils showed up, the Bluestocking had a paddock with goats and donkeys, and various cats and dogs indoors - including of course, Colin the Dachshund. The ‘no male animals rule’ is entirely down to the gerbils, and not Colin’s fault, but the less said about that now the better.

And why we no longer have a safe in the store cupboard.

DeanElderberry · 14/10/2026 21:03

They're all grown up now, and they were very sweet. But yes, strictly no more males in the Bluestocking

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:33

Did you think I'd forgotten?

Or were teasing you with making you wait for the next chapter?

Of course not. It turns out one aspect of womanning in the arena has resulted in an ACTUAL RESPONSE. I fully expect that it will end up being ignored or minimised or reduced to nothing, BUT action has been taken and I can expect an investigation AND a written response.

Also we have booked a Friday to Monday weekend break in a lovely hotel on a beach and the deal includes dinner and proper breakfast. We will leave late afternoon on Monday once the Walrus has had his back cyst drained and dressed for the zillionth time - hence we won't be going to a spa or a hotel with a pool because other people might object. But we are going away and it will be lovely and I hope to have enough peace and quiet to write more Gosie chapters.

Anyway, Gosie's on her way, sorry it's quite late...

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MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:35

65. Stansted Airport

In which the crate is moved again…

@MarieDeGournay was standing outside the cargo shed at Stansted when the freight flight from Stockholm came down out of a grey sky and taxied to the apron.

The cargo door opened. A loader lifted a pallet out of the plane and down onto the tarmac. On the pallet sat a wooden crate with a docket in a plastic sleeve on the lid. Marie took a small pair of binoculars out of her bag and read it. Consignee 3859.

A plain white van without any identifying logo or name stood at the end of the loading bay. As the forklift lifted the crate off the pallet, a woman in a dark jacket climbed out of the van and walked across to the Customs and Cargo office with a clipboard under her arm. Twelve minutes later the crate was lifted into the back of the van, and the woman drove the van out of the airport.

Marie stayed where she was until the van reached the exit barrier, then she returned to her car and began to follow the van. She kept two vehicles between them on the M11 and turned off onto the A14 when the van did, and the A1 after that. The van kept exactly to the speed limit the whole way.

Two and a half hours after the van left the airport, it turned off the main road into the Lincolnshire village where Marie de Gournay had visited the empty chapter house. The van drove through the village and drove into the parish church car park.

A board by the lychgate said Community Lunch, All Welcome, and there was a queue of people that trailed from the church door to the corner of the tower. Marie parked across from the lychgate, turned off the engine and watched. Through the open door she could see the end of a trestle table with a paper tablecloth on it and an urn standing on it. While Marie watched, a woman in a tabard carried an urn from her car into the church and placed it next to the other urn.

The van driver had opened the back doors of the van and loaded the crate onto a sack barrow. Once she had taken it out of the van, she wheeled it past the queue to the porch.

Marie saw the churchwarden she had last seen at choir practice standing behind the urns with a ladle. As the van driver came into the church, the churchwarden put the ladle down, wiped her hands on her apron, and came to the door. The driver held out the clipboard. The churchwarden signed it, tore the sheet along its perforation, handed one half back and put the other in her apron pocket.

She steered the driver outside back to the car park where she helped the driver lift the crate into the boot of an estate car. Then the churchwarden ushered the driver into the church itself. The driver was handed a cup of soup by the woman in the tabard, and she stood just inside the church door for a few minutes as she drank it. She then thanked the women volunteers, gave them the cup, returned to her van and drove off the way she had come.

Marie did not follow her.

At two o’clock the woman in the tabard crossed the lane and knocked on Marie’s window holding another cup of soup. Marie wound the window down.

“I saw you waiting and wondered if you were too shy to come in. It’s completely fine,” said the woman. “We know some people don’t like to be seen accepting free food, but it’s for everyone, not just the food bank users. Anyway, it’s leek and potato today and there’s ever such a lot of it. Maybe next week you can come in and get warm and say hello.”

“Thank you,” said Marie, and took the cup. Once she had finished, she left the cup on the bench inside the lychgate and then returned to her car. She drove away as if she were leaving and parked on the other side of the church to watch from there.

The lunch went on until well after half past two. Everyone who came out of the church carried either a loaf of bread or a covered foil tray. The woman in the tabard returned the urns to her car one by one and then she drove away. The churchwarden came out last, locking the church door behind her, then walked to the car park. She unlocked the estate car, got in and drove out of the car park.

Marie watched her and started her own engine once the estate car reached the bend in the road.

The churchwarden drove to the far end of the village and stopped by the chapter house. Marie continued past until she reached a convenient point further along the lane, then turned her car around and parked. She could just see the chapter house door from her vantage point.

As she watched, the churchwarden carried the crate to the chapter house door and set it down while she unlocked the door and pushed her shoulder against the wood to open it. Then the churchwarden picked up the crate and carried it inside.

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/65-stansted-airport

Welcome to the Bluestocking! It is celebration time for everyone!
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EmpressaurusKitty · 14/10/2026 21:36

That all sounds marvellous except for the Walrus’s back cyst, Myrtle. Excellent womanning.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 21:41

MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:33

Did you think I'd forgotten?

Or were teasing you with making you wait for the next chapter?

Of course not. It turns out one aspect of womanning in the arena has resulted in an ACTUAL RESPONSE. I fully expect that it will end up being ignored or minimised or reduced to nothing, BUT action has been taken and I can expect an investigation AND a written response.

Also we have booked a Friday to Monday weekend break in a lovely hotel on a beach and the deal includes dinner and proper breakfast. We will leave late afternoon on Monday once the Walrus has had his back cyst drained and dressed for the zillionth time - hence we won't be going to a spa or a hotel with a pool because other people might object. But we are going away and it will be lovely and I hope to have enough peace and quiet to write more Gosie chapters.

Anyway, Gosie's on her way, sorry it's quite late...

I'm going to ignore your next post until Gracie, now silky smooth and needing to be distracted from following @AMansAManForAllThat round the pub trying to see if the fuzzball will re-emerge, has brought me a hot chocolate and a bacon and stilton bagel.

Your plans (bar the back cyst draining) sound wonderful.

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 21:47

Would the walrus permit filming for sporner corner, I wonder?

MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:47

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 21:41

I'm going to ignore your next post until Gracie, now silky smooth and needing to be distracted from following @AMansAManForAllThat round the pub trying to see if the fuzzball will re-emerge, has brought me a hot chocolate and a bacon and stilton bagel.

Your plans (bar the back cyst draining) sound wonderful.

Thank you! Fortunately on Friday the cyst will be managed by the nurse practitioner, but tomorrow morning I have to take off the dressing, clean it and then put on a new dressing. It has not been pleasant and I can only hope that it only needs another week.

I was wondering how he would cope alone and then realised the GP practice would send a district nurse round to dress it for him. I do take pictures and FORCE HIM to look at them. If I have to see all the gunk, then so does he!

I am not a sporner.

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MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:50

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 21:47

Would the walrus permit filming for sporner corner, I wonder?

It really is disgusting. In fact it is SO DISGUSTING, he's on his second course of a week's antibiotics.

Do you think they would actually like it? I have nearly 20 images starting on the 20 September when he said, I've got a bump on my back that doesn't hurt but would you take a look at it....

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AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 21:51

MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:50

It really is disgusting. In fact it is SO DISGUSTING, he's on his second course of a week's antibiotics.

Do you think they would actually like it? I have nearly 20 images starting on the 20 September when he said, I've got a bump on my back that doesn't hurt but would you take a look at it....

They we would bite your hand off for it…

AMansAManForAllThat · 14/10/2026 21:52

There must be a reptilian brain area that thinks keeping an eye on sporn is vital. It’s compelling, if you’re wired that way.

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 21:54

MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:47

Thank you! Fortunately on Friday the cyst will be managed by the nurse practitioner, but tomorrow morning I have to take off the dressing, clean it and then put on a new dressing. It has not been pleasant and I can only hope that it only needs another week.

I was wondering how he would cope alone and then realised the GP practice would send a district nurse round to dress it for him. I do take pictures and FORCE HIM to look at them. If I have to see all the gunk, then so does he!

I am not a sporner.

I live on my own and got MRSA in my laparectomy incision . 13 weeks of daily district nurse visits was a joy!

Boiledbeetle · 14/10/2026 22:00

MyrtleLion · 14/10/2026 21:50

It really is disgusting. In fact it is SO DISGUSTING, he's on his second course of a week's antibiotics.

Do you think they would actually like it? I have nearly 20 images starting on the 20 September when he said, I've got a bump on my back that doesn't hurt but would you take a look at it....

Do you think they would like it?

They'll want to name you in their wills.