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The Bluestocking Womens Pub in an Adventure with Pirates!

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Magpiecomplex · 29/05/2026 10:43

New thread. You know the deal - women's pub, men to the Staunch Ally next door.

Some of us are currently on the trail of an international seed smuggling ring, just for background information.

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EdithStourton · 05/06/2026 17:02

Good-ish news on the nephew front, Hedgey. Brain injuries are incredibly unpredictable, but improvements can happen for a long time.

And good news about your dad, Pasta.

Chickadeeinme · 05/06/2026 17:02

I'm sorting out a visit to DS2 for his 40th (!) birthday, so I've had a walk and booked a flight this morning. Flight is followed by an hour on the train to get within a few miles of him. I'm actually going five days earlier than I intended so as to be there for DGD1 to graduate from middle school and DGD2 to graduate from elementary school. DH is then going to drive down and join us when DS1 arrives from England.

And in the summer DD and her family are actually coming over for a week in August to stay with me, which is really exciting as they haven't been here and seen her younger brother and his family for nine years now. DS2 and family (and DIL's sister and her family) are all coming up from NJ to Maine and have rented an AirBnb by a lake about an hour away, so I foresee lots of swimming and kayaking, which my DD and her girls will love.

knittedsloth · 05/06/2026 17:12

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Afternoon, Bluestockingers.
I've been turning into a very fat sloth recently and have decided I'm going to do something about it. Mindset mindset mindset!

Commiserations to Myrtle for the idiots who didn't give you the job. Beautiful dress, Woley, and I am really glad that the nephew is improving, Hedgey.

I think it's a great idea to do some more writing about The Adventures of Gosie, because whether or not you actually make any money out of it, it seems an enjoyable endeavour which is very much appreciated by the audience. You never know what could capture the Zeitgeist. It can be fickle.

I, too, love the ramblings on the countryside with Brains and Batshit adding to the ambience.

Interviews are generally awful, an extremely unhelpful part of the process. They are clunky and inaccurate in these days of lists of skills-and-attributes, each of which attaches to a score. The interviewers hardly ever follow their own rules, and are more busy thinking about whether they themselves are conducting the interview properly then whether the candidate would make a good fit for their job. I've had quite a lot of interviews and have failed probably 50% of them. Maybe more. I have also been an interviewer.

One interview I attended questioned why I had had a gap in employment when in fact I had not had a gap in employment at all. The paperwork was wrong. The forms I had filled out did not allow for any variation in answers to allow them to be accurate.

When I was interviewing candidates for a job where the person was going to work directly alongside me, the other people at the interview didn't have a clue about the qualities needed, and did not care.

I read some statistics once about organisations that were too small to have a personnel or human resources department. The research found that those organisations had a much better quality of employee than the bigger ones that did have an HR department.

gets off high horse

Myrtle, you are worth more than any of that stuff you've had to endure in the job hunting market and the interview process.

Flowers

Magpiecomplex · 05/06/2026 17:16

My employer's HR department has only just deigned to notice that I've passed my probation period. Which actually happened in February. You're not wrong, Slothy.

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EmpressaurusKitty · 05/06/2026 17:33

I had a session at the gym this morning, have just finished wrestling spreadsheets & got Kitty’s tea, & ought to be cleaning & tidying ready for my aunt & uncle’s visit tomorrow.

But I might just fall asleep on the sofa.

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/06/2026 17:38

Chickadeeinme · 05/06/2026 17:02

I'm sorting out a visit to DS2 for his 40th (!) birthday, so I've had a walk and booked a flight this morning. Flight is followed by an hour on the train to get within a few miles of him. I'm actually going five days earlier than I intended so as to be there for DGD1 to graduate from middle school and DGD2 to graduate from elementary school. DH is then going to drive down and join us when DS1 arrives from England.

And in the summer DD and her family are actually coming over for a week in August to stay with me, which is really exciting as they haven't been here and seen her younger brother and his family for nine years now. DS2 and family (and DIL's sister and her family) are all coming up from NJ to Maine and have rented an AirBnb by a lake about an hour away, so I foresee lots of swimming and kayaking, which my DD and her girls will love.

I hope you all have a wonderful time, @Chickadeeinme.

knittedsloth · 05/06/2026 18:25

Chickadeeinme · 05/06/2026 17:02

I'm sorting out a visit to DS2 for his 40th (!) birthday, so I've had a walk and booked a flight this morning. Flight is followed by an hour on the train to get within a few miles of him. I'm actually going five days earlier than I intended so as to be there for DGD1 to graduate from middle school and DGD2 to graduate from elementary school. DH is then going to drive down and join us when DS1 arrives from England.

And in the summer DD and her family are actually coming over for a week in August to stay with me, which is really exciting as they haven't been here and seen her younger brother and his family for nine years now. DS2 and family (and DIL's sister and her family) are all coming up from NJ to Maine and have rented an AirBnb by a lake about an hour away, so I foresee lots of swimming and kayaking, which my DD and her girls will love.

Sounds wonderful.

What a joyful thing to look forward to ❤️

ErrolTheDragon · 05/06/2026 18:44

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/06/2026 17:33

I had a session at the gym this morning, have just finished wrestling spreadsheets & got Kitty’s tea, & ought to be cleaning & tidying ready for my aunt & uncle’s visit tomorrow.

But I might just fall asleep on the sofa.

WWKD?

(Obviously, what would Kitty do)

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/06/2026 18:57

ErrolTheDragon · 05/06/2026 18:44

WWKD?

(Obviously, what would Kitty do)

I think we all know the answer to that one. The only thing I don’t know is where she’s doing it.

I’ve cleaned the sides & hoovered. Quick wipe round the bathroom in the morning in that will do.

EmpressaurusKitty · 05/06/2026 21:14

This is trickier than I thought. And I haven’t even tried to do a photo including us both in the Bluestocking yet.

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MyrtleLion · 05/06/2026 22:23

Thank you for your support. You’re all lovely!

I knew the Walrus got up early to do the shop on a Friday, I just hadn’t realised how early. It’s his choice. He hates people. Apparently if he gets up any later he has to deal with them, which irritates him.

I have applied for another job today which happens to be in the Big Town about 15 miles away rather than in That London. And my coach has been in touch so I’ll keep you posted.

I spent the rest of the day copying the first 23 chapters (I know!) onto the Substack and tagging them all The Gosie Chronicles. I still need to tag the remaining 30 chapters (I know!) so that when you click on The Gosie Chronicles at the top of the Substack, you’ll see them listed in Most Recent order.

The full contents are here: https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/the-gosie-chronicles-book-1 and this is in Earliest to Latest order.

I still have to add some links to each chapter so you can navigate Previous Chapter ~ Contents ~ Next Chapter.

I have also created a section called The Gerbil Extravaganzas which contains the one-off tales of the Spectacular Events they put on that I generate. So far this has been the Distracting Aqua Ballet and Moulin Gerbil! which went on far longer than I remembered.

If anyone wants me to post their own generated Extravaganzas I will, with full credit, but I will only do this if asked.

Depending on what else I generate (aside from The Gosie Chronicles I might create other categories.

Book 1 – Contents

Table of Contents

https://myrtlelion.substack.com/p/the-gosie-chronicles-book-1

MarieDeGournay · 05/06/2026 23:55

That's wonderful, Myrtle, getting the magnum opus all in one place, and I love the title Dept of Gerbil Affairs!
I'll enjoy checking it all out tomorrow.

Meanwhile, here's a sweet story I thought you birthing parents😁 might enjoy
Poem written by Junior Cert pupil’s mother appears in his English paper – The Irish Times

G'night all, sleep well and if you dream may it be of things like papers sorted, nephews improving, fathers getting space back, DD, DS2, DGD1, DGD2 and DH all spending time together - that kind of thingSmile🌛

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Chickadeeinme · 06/06/2026 03:12

Fingers crossed for the new job application @MyrtleLion. And thanks for all the enjoyment I’ve had from the Gosie chronicles.

PastaAllaNorma · 06/06/2026 11:33

Thanks for that, Marie

Kids living around the corner drew a lengthy obstacle course along the path a few summers ago, with questions and decisions and instructions to hop or dance or spin around. It was such a joyful wee thing, and it ended with "Have a happy day."

It lasted over a week before rain washed it away and I felt a little trill of happiness each time I passed it - I hoped they were having happy days as well!

ErrolTheDragon · 06/06/2026 11:52

PastaAllaNorma · 06/06/2026 11:33

Thanks for that, Marie

Kids living around the corner drew a lengthy obstacle course along the path a few summers ago, with questions and decisions and instructions to hop or dance or spin around. It was such a joyful wee thing, and it ended with "Have a happy day."

It lasted over a week before rain washed it away and I felt a little trill of happiness each time I passed it - I hoped they were having happy days as well!

How lovely - I’d have been tempted to give it a go!Grin

PastaAllaNorma · 06/06/2026 13:15

ErrolTheDragon · 06/06/2026 11:52

How lovely - I’d have been tempted to give it a go!Grin

I did!

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 17:47

When I went to Kew Gardens a few years ago I had a great time crawling round the giant badger sett. I think it was mainly meant for kids but I’d taken a random day off work & it was quiet.

And about 10 years ago there was an adult bouncy castle on the South Bank which was brilliant fun. Although I’m not sure my pelvic floor would stand it nowadays 🙄

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 18:21

I have spent the day reviewing a document for a charity I volunteer for. And I mean the day.

At first it was: hmm, I’m not sure you can do that, let me check the constitution, and by the end I’d written a three page report saying you’re creating an even bigger problem than you’re trying to solve.

I normally charge a lot of money for that kind of insight.

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 18:34

I hope the charity appreciate what they’re getting.

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 18:45

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 18:34

I hope the charity appreciate what they’re getting.

Thank you.

The CEO has never worked in a membership charity before and is angry that members run the governance because it apparently gets in his way.

This paper is about stopping them getting in his way and is well-intended but completely overrides the governing document.

Which he can’t do.

He might just get more infuriated…

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 18:48

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 18:45

Thank you.

The CEO has never worked in a membership charity before and is angry that members run the governance because it apparently gets in his way.

This paper is about stopping them getting in his way and is well-intended but completely overrides the governing document.

Which he can’t do.

He might just get more infuriated…

…And depart in a rage leaving his job open for you to take over…? 🤞

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 19:38

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 18:48

…And depart in a rage leaving his job open for you to take over…? 🤞

😂

Sadly the role is very high profile and they usually choose a CEO who is renowned in their field.

But I wouldn’t mind having a paid role alongside him so he doesn’t have to worry about this aspect.

EmpressaurusKitty · 06/06/2026 19:43

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 19:38

😂

Sadly the role is very high profile and they usually choose a CEO who is renowned in their field.

But I wouldn’t mind having a paid role alongside him so he doesn’t have to worry about this aspect.

Hopefully he’ll realise his need for that!

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 21:28

The gerbils have had a idea…

It arrived on Wednesday and spread with alarming speed. By breakfast Gingersnap had overheard the phrase World Cup. By mid-morning nobody knew what it meant. By lunchtime everyone was participating.

The blanket mountain became tournament headquarters.

Gwendolyn claimed the highest point and immediately began directing traffic despite having no authority whatsoever. Gerbils hurried in every direction carrying scraps of paper, pieces of cardboard and objects that were clearly unrelated but had somehow become important.

Gherkin attempted to construct a map. Nobody knew what countries looked like, so she invented several. One appeared to consist entirely of corners. Another seemed to be mostly tunnel. A third was accidentally sat on before completion and thereafter represented a coastal region.

Glitter became responsible for decorations. This responsibility had not been assigned to her. She simply started decorating things until everyone accepted the situation. Before long strips of coloured paper appeared throughout the habitat. Loops were hung from bridges. Banners appeared over tunnels. A cardboard archway emerged near the food bowl.

No one knew what it said. It looked official. That was sufficient.

Meanwhile Gumdrop had discovered that international sporting tournaments apparently involved groups. Nobody knew what groups were either. By mid-afternoon there were groups everywhere. Some contained countries. Some contained cushions. One contained Gooseberry, who had fallen asleep in the middle of proceedings and become classified as Group D. The distinction was not always clear.

The atmosphere grew steadily more serious.

Gerbils raced through tunnels carrying folded pieces of paper. Important announcements were made. Lists were written. Lists were lost. New lists were created to replace the missing lists and then immediately misplaced as well.

At one point Gasket organised a draw. No one was entirely certain what was being drawn. The event was nevertheless considered a success.

As evening approached the habitat had taken on the appearance of a major international sporting venue designed entirely by enthusiastic amateurs.

Coloured markers appeared on cardboard. Countries existed. Teams existed. A tournament existed. The details remained vague. The excitement did not.

Everywhere Gingersnap looked, gerbils were hurrying somewhere with the urgent expression of creatures involved in something tremendously important. For the first time in their history, the Gerbil World Cup was underway.

Nobody had yet reached the football stage.

That could wait until Thursday.

MyrtleLion · 06/06/2026 21:30

I took a sneaky picture of the planning…

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