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Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.

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DeanElderberry · 12/04/2026 18:36

All females welcome for intelligent discourse and non-harmful comestibles.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
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ChristmasStars · 14/04/2026 22:15

Great work @MyrtleLion !

EdithStourton · 14/04/2026 22:35

I'm sorry about your dad, @PastaAllaNorma. Fingers crossed that the medics can sort it out all out ASAP.

Waitwhat23 · 14/04/2026 22:47

PastaAllaNorma · 14/04/2026 17:59

Urgent consolation drink, please gerbils. My brother rang to say our Dad is in A&E then his phone battery linked out and I had a stressful 50 minutes trying to find out where and why.
It's an infection, he's on the resus ward with IV antibiotics because they're concerned about his low blood pressure. He's on IV fluids as well and they are concerned about possible sepsis. He has ulcers on his legs that just won't heal (,6
6 years now) and they've gone very nasty because he was feeling too ill to change the dressings.

Argh.

Sending you and your dad very best wishes

Waitwhat23 · 14/04/2026 22:52

MarieDeGournay · 14/04/2026 17:43

'Angle of repose' from engineering reminds me of the urban planning term for unofficial paths that people make, e.g. a short cut across a green to a bus stop - 'paths of desire'Smile

I don't think there's a name for them but I also always like noticing animal paths in vegetation

MyrtleLion · 14/04/2026 23:14

ChristmasStars · 14/04/2026 22:15

Great work @MyrtleLion !

Thank you 💙

MarieDeGournay · 14/04/2026 23:45

Popping in to say g'night to all, especially to Pasta - I hope you have better news about your Dad tomorrow, but remember that he is where he needs to be at the moment, people are taking care of him, hopefully nice people taking the best possible care of him, and making him feel safe and comfortableFlowers

knittedsloth · 15/04/2026 00:28

Good grief! You're more than ⅓ of the way through a new thread, and I hadn't got very far with the previous one!
Haven't read any of this one yet. And it's just past my bedtime too.

< mutters>

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
knittedsloth · 15/04/2026 01:19

Ah I've made it now .... see you all in the morning!

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
FranticFrankie · 15/04/2026 01:21

Best wishes pasta dad🌷
Gnight all
Myrtle- fab work. Specially love the green 😍

EmpressaurusKitty · 15/04/2026 05:28

Kitty would like to know if the gerbils could provide a tub of dried catnip, so she can recharge her mouse & banana as needed.

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 06:07

Waitwhat23 · 14/04/2026 22:52

I don't think there's a name for them but I also always like noticing animal paths in vegetation

Trampelpfad in German, literally a path that was made by trampling down the vegetation.

EdithStourton · 15/04/2026 07:33

Boiledbeetle · 14/04/2026 19:48

That's hilarious.
A croissant and a hot chocolate, please, gerbils.

Pasta, I hope you get good news about your dad.

MarieDeGournay · 15/04/2026 09:35

Hello again knittedsloth, good luck catching up! You know how it goes, somebody says 'garden water features!' or 'quilting!' and we're off, with all the deviation and repetition our 💙s desire, and suddenly we're 14 pages in😁

I never realised I had a foxes' trampelpfad in the long grass at the end of my garden, Igneo, - now every time I see it I'll think 'Igneo said that's a trampelpfad' Smile
Would it be a fuchstrampelpfad , or am I pushing it with the made-up German words there??😏

Best wishes to Mr Pasta Senior.

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 09:44

MarieDeGournay · 15/04/2026 09:35

Hello again knittedsloth, good luck catching up! You know how it goes, somebody says 'garden water features!' or 'quilting!' and we're off, with all the deviation and repetition our 💙s desire, and suddenly we're 14 pages in😁

I never realised I had a foxes' trampelpfad in the long grass at the end of my garden, Igneo, - now every time I see it I'll think 'Igneo said that's a trampelpfad' Smile
Would it be a fuchstrampelpfad , or am I pushing it with the made-up German words there??😏

Best wishes to Mr Pasta Senior.

You can say Fuchstrampelpfad, people will think this is a perfectly good word.

MarieDeGournay · 15/04/2026 09:48

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 09:44

You can say Fuchstrampelpfad, people will think this is a perfectly good word.

Yayyyy! I made up a German word and it is perfectly good!😃
I don't speak German but I have an idea of how words are formed, so I took a chance...
I'm looking out my window at my fuchstrampelpfad, even as we speak!
When the sun gets around there, there'll probably be an actual fuchs snoozing there, it's a popular fox sunbathing spotSmile

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 09:54

MarieDeGournay · 15/04/2026 09:48

Yayyyy! I made up a German word and it is perfectly good!😃
I don't speak German but I have an idea of how words are formed, so I took a chance...
I'm looking out my window at my fuchstrampelpfad, even as we speak!
When the sun gets around there, there'll probably be an actual fuchs snoozing there, it's a popular fox sunbathing spotSmile

I have only ever seen two alive foxes here in the wilds of West Coast Scotland but we do get the occasional red squirrel and I watched a sparrowhawk catch a pigeon in my garden.

MarieDeGournay · 15/04/2026 10:13

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 09:54

I have only ever seen two alive foxes here in the wilds of West Coast Scotland but we do get the occasional red squirrel and I watched a sparrowhawk catch a pigeon in my garden.

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I'm very jealous of the red squirrel!
Foxes have become very suburbanised here, they have taken runs of mature gardens as their territory, they keep their distance and are a welcome adornment.

I assume they also keep down the rat population, but shush, don't let the gerbils hear that, and certainly not Harriet the Husky Rat,she's easily spooked!Smile

Touchdown at the Newest Bluestocking Inn. Pudding, cups of tea, the vegetable garden coming into its own, and gerbils beautiful gerbils all furry.
EdithStourton · 15/04/2026 10:24

I've not a 100% certain fox sighting here for a while. I saw what might have been fox driving home in the dark a month or more ago, but it might have been a muntjac. Probably a fox, given the colour, but the speed and angle of view made it very hard to tell. I did once come across a couple of fox cubs playing around the trunk of a fallen tree. They took one look at me, with dogs behind, and scarpered.

I'm hoping we might get a few more as the rabbit population rebounds. There are quite a few clueless and innocent little bunnies around at the moment, and some very active-looking warrens. But the downside of more foxes is more delightfully fragranced crap for B&B to roll in.

Waitwhat23 · 15/04/2026 10:56

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 06:07

Trampelpfad in German, literally a path that was made by trampling down the vegetation.

I love that there is a word for it! Thank you!

Magpiecomplex · 15/04/2026 10:59

I saw what might have been fox driving home in the dark a month or more ago, but it might have been a muntjac

What a clever fox, @EdithStourton, driving home!
Sorry, couldn't resist Grin

Waitwhat23 · 15/04/2026 11:00

In terms of wildlife, we're pretty rural so there's generally a plethora of farmyard and wildlife to be seen. I went for a walk the other day and the hares were racing down the hill to the other side of the field, there used to a (semi tame) peacock that roamed around here whose shriek used to give me a fright, bats, a pair of randy owls and on one memorable occasion a whole family of badgers passed in front of our car at a place we now refer to as Badger Pass. Further out but still near, there are grouse in the hills and we've occasionally seen what we assume are stoats or pine martens.

SionnachRuadh · 15/04/2026 11:30

I see foxes hereabouts all the time, but they're urban foxes with little fear of people, and obviously well nourished (I assume courtesy of the Colonel)

I may have mentioned once or twice that there's a vixen lives out the back of me and by cracky it's hard to get a good night's sleep when she's in heat. Geordie girls heading out to the club are less noisy.

EdithStourton · 15/04/2026 11:45

Magpiecomplex · 15/04/2026 10:59

I saw what might have been fox driving home in the dark a month or more ago, but it might have been a muntjac

What a clever fox, @EdithStourton, driving home!
Sorry, couldn't resist Grin

East Anglian foxes are amazingly talented!

As anyone who has read more than about 2 of my posts on here will have clocked, I'm fascinated by the local wildlife, and the whole pattern of the year.

A while ago I was running Batshit on some marshland grazing, and a hare got up a distance away and ran off. As we came around the field, she picked up a scent, and led me right up to what must have been the hare's form: flattened grass and weeds, sheltered by the dead stems of plants like thistles, and on a slight rise above the wetter ground.

She has an excellent nose. It's a real shame that it's not accompanied by a few more brain cells.

Igneococcus · 15/04/2026 12:05

dd can some nights hear a badger in the gardens behind the Edi tenement where she lives, she is on the 4th floor so she hasn't seen it yet.
We live close to the shore and there is a tidal seaweed covered rock which has seals on it at low tide and we see otters quite often. We also see osprey quite often. A pine marten crossed the road in front of my car close to work a few years back but that was the only time I've seen it.

AngleofRepose · 15/04/2026 12:16

Many years ago, when I lived on a cul-de-sac between two allotments, I used to see foxes wandering back and forth on the street on the very early hours. One morning, I found a dead fox in my front garden. I often wonder if it had been hit by a car and crawled into my quiet garden to die (very sad) or if it was just old and it was its time to go.

My next house was on the corner of two busy roads, but during Covid lockdowns, all the foxes would come out at night and use the streets as their playground and highways.

Igneo, am very envious of your ospreys!

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