Jordan Gray Nominated for Female Award

[Arran2024]

Unbelievable!

Jordan Gray (remember "she" played the piano with "her" penis) has been nominated for Best Female Comedy Appearance for Transaction.

rts.org.uk/award/rts-programme-awards-2026

Probably not and that's probably why he's a nominee. Precisely to generate publicity and controversy rather than necessarily for the woke points. Basically using him.

In the same category as Katherine who has had some shit from the TWAW lot I think?

Kinnel - imagine what Alan Partidge would have to say about this

This. Surely this comes under the SC ruling?

FFS, the minute there's a prize for women up for grabs, you can guarantee there'll be a load of virtue-signalling fuckwits falling over themselves to give it to a bloke.

Katherine Parkinson, Lucy Punch and Philippa Dunne are all very talented and funny so it’s insulting he’s considered on a par with them.

The only consolation is both his and Paris Lees’ shows sank without trace. There’s clearly no interest amongst the general population.

Sooooo unfair. I tried to get gigs playing the piano with my vulva. But wasn’t flexible enough, they said I couldn’t hit the right notes. If only I was the sort of woman who has a handy penis I would have hit that g spot every time.

Another mediocre male who has to get his kit out to compensate for lack of talent.

Yep. It tends to help the cause, annoying as it is.

Remember when the trans identifying bloke won the Women's Prize for Fiction, and was earnestly supported by lots of literary types, right up until they got about halfway through...

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And absolutely nobody mentioned the violva?

I’m about to whip up a suite of piano cuntcertos as it happens.

And it isn't as if the programme was well received, either.

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Are you sure about that? Wasn’t the male shortlisted but didn’t actually win it?

The RTS Chair is Kenton Allen, boss of Big Talk Productions, & Executive Producer on Gray's lamentable Transaction series.

And suddenly it all becomes clear!

You're quite right.

His more recent work sounds just as affirming.

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2025/mar/12/torrey-peters-stag-dance

'Peters shared that The Masker was an extremely personal one for [him]. The story, which revolves around a transgender teen who hopes to find community at a lurid crossdresser conference in Las Vegas, channels forced-feminization narratives that were a large part of Peters’ own coming-of-age as a trans woman. It includes a truly grotesque character called The Masker who goes around in a silicone suit reminiscent of a blowup doll sex toy, and the plot features frank acts of sexual coercion. ...

Torrey Peters: ‘My book’s about dealing with the adult realities of being trans’

... It deals quite frankly with subjects such as fetishization, the sexual experiences that can come with crossdressing, and how these things can come to play significant roles in the journeys of trans women.'

Isn’t that, what’s the word I’m thinking of…, dodgy?

He’s not a female and he’s not funny. Fuck off, taking a woman’s place is not funny either.

Don't forget the massive bloke nominated for the Best Actress Oscar for the (generally agreed to be risible) Emilia Perez.

He didn't win, not because he's not a woman, but because he got caught being a big ol' racist (aka pulling a Yaniv).

@DrBlackbird

This guy is a raging AGP and a predator.
I cannot understand how any woman would want to be with a man like this.
It beggars belief.
I can only imagine childhood trauma on both sides.

This is what I was wondering too.

Clearly the answer to being a shit performer is to put on a frock and you’ll win an award,

Jordan talking with Steven Ireland.

x.com/jonnywsbell/status/1939738925981159728?s=61&t=fqBIlp0gCJVNmzgyV_wlSQ