So many different ways to be a woman!
The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logicly
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to be a woman
She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to be a woman"
50 ways to be a woman
Just flash 'em your tits, Fritz
Jiggle your jugs, Doug
Whip off your bra, Lars
And let 'em bounce free
Slip on a skirt, Burt
Slap on pancake, Jake
Strut round in heels, Neil
And set yourself free