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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions
RedToothBrush · 23/04/2025 23:32

I am envisaging Kenny Everett / Benny Hill mash up.

Or would they actually like the government to change the law - in which case why don't they bloody say so?
What and admit they want to end women's rights to privacy and dignity and safeguarding???

FlirtsWithRhinos · 23/04/2025 23:34

So many different ways to be a woman!

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logicly
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to be a woman

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to be a woman"
50 ways to be a woman

Just flash 'em your tits, Fritz
Jiggle your jugs, Doug
Whip off your bra, Lars
And let 'em bounce free

Slip on a skirt, Burt
Slap on pancake, Jake
Strut round in heels, Neil
And set yourself free

SnoopyPajamas · 23/04/2025 23:34

moto748e · 23/04/2025 23:13

Thank goodness such things don't go on at the court of our own dear Queen!

Never say never! A moob party can be very spontaneous. Just ask poor old Joe. One minute you're having tea with trans activists on the White House lawn, the next it's all gone a bit stunning and brave and your guests are flashing the cameras in, er . . . checks notes . . . "a moment of overwhelming trans joy".

As you do. At the White House.

SecondBanana · 23/04/2025 23:39

I don’t think this is true

MolluscMonday · 23/04/2025 23:54

Haterz gonna hate, and men gonna men.

CrossPurposes · 24/04/2025 00:01

SecondBanana · 23/04/2025 23:39

I don’t think this is true

I think it is. I am blocked (aw, sweet) by Strive on Bluesky because I must be on a blocklist (aw, I mainly post cat pictures so it must who I follow) but, anyway, ways and means, and here's a screenshot.

There's going to be a MOOB parade
Needspaceforlego · 24/04/2025 00:03

Omg I'm dying to see it.

Is the law on indecent exposure not that women need to keep their nipples covered?

How does that work in law?
What about prosthetic boob's - do they have nipples - are they male or female?

Oh I'm dying to see one of them be taken to court ? 😂

Needspaceforlego · 24/04/2025 00:05

@CrossPurposes 3 legs 🦵 🦵 🦵 why has Rolf Harris came to mind???

Datun · 24/04/2025 00:16

Needspaceforlego · 24/04/2025 00:03

Omg I'm dying to see it.

Is the law on indecent exposure not that women need to keep their nipples covered?

How does that work in law?
What about prosthetic boob's - do they have nipples - are they male or female?

Oh I'm dying to see one of them be taken to court ? 😂

I can't work out if they'd want to be arrested or not! I think they'd quite like to be done for a indecent exposure - of boobs.

Unfortunately, because they're biologically and legally men, they might be denied that pleasure. 😁

LegoTherapy · 24/04/2025 00:47

Uh-oh @Boiledbeetlevolume three looks like it’s underway! I’ve been awake 21 hours so my poem writing skills are zero right now and my sleepy mind disturbed by moobs roaming free. This would be disgusting yet hilarious if it goes ahead. There wouldn’t be enough eye bleach in the world afterwards though.

selffellatingouroborosofhate · 24/04/2025 01:37

lechiffre55 · 23/04/2025 21:21

Now look at what YOU made me do!

They breasted boobily down the Strand
COLONising womanhood the distant land
Chests as full as high seas sails
An army of sirens screaming their wails
Lulling sailors to crash on ther rocks
Unaware the danger of unseen cocks

and

Dave the fitter was all a titter
Falsely built with a cockettish lilt
Uneven moobs gave Dave a tilt
Still, far more level than his lack of guilt

Edited

cockettish

You know full well that that's not how "coquettish" is spelled.

Tbrh · 24/04/2025 02:20

This is so weird. First the piss and then this. They are so not relevant or meaningful acts to protest, it's actually quite funny because it goes to show how off the mark the organisers are

RunsWithDinosaurs · 24/04/2025 03:05

How did a bunch of such deranged misfits get so much power to change laws (even if not all the ones they wanted to) and policies? The idea of this is ridiculous, but just another example of unhinged that feels dangerous.

Whereismyjoiedevivre · 24/04/2025 03:17

FlirtsWithRhinos · 23/04/2025 23:34

So many different ways to be a woman!

The problem is all inside your head she said to me
The answer is easy if you take it logicly
I'd like to help you in your struggle to be free
There must be 50 ways to be a woman

She said, "It's really not my habit to intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself at the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways to be a woman"
50 ways to be a woman

Just flash 'em your tits, Fritz
Jiggle your jugs, Doug
Whip off your bra, Lars
And let 'em bounce free

Slip on a skirt, Burt
Slap on pancake, Jake
Strut round in heels, Neil
And set yourself free

Absolutely brilliant!!!

Also love Kenny Everett / Benny Hill mashup @RedToothBrush 😆

Man + false boobs DOESN’T equal woman

Ritasueandbobtoo9 · 24/04/2025 03:47

Go to any football match in hot weather to see moobs.

SinnerBoy · 24/04/2025 03:57

So, it's a Beer Tits Potter Parade.

LadyBracknellsHandbagg · 24/04/2025 07:54

So it’ll be that loon Sophie Molly and a couple of his deranged mates then?

justasking111 · 24/04/2025 08:00

Tbrh · 24/04/2025 02:20

This is so weird. First the piss and then this. They are so not relevant or meaningful acts to protest, it's actually quite funny because it goes to show how off the mark the organisers are

Just proves they're men. Sexualising even a protest.

justasking111 · 24/04/2025 08:01

The poems are so funny btw 🤣🤣

RedToothBrush · 24/04/2025 08:04

The lack of self awareness is really quite staggering.

Absolutely no sense of optics and thought as to how it will look to a neutral public or how it might be represented by the likes of the Mail.

Chersfrozenface · 24/04/2025 08:10

But then, reality deniers are always going to have trouble understanding the real world.

mrshoho · 24/04/2025 08:18

Chersfrozenface · 24/04/2025 08:10

But then, reality deniers are always going to have trouble understanding the real world.

This.

I've seen posts on X saying the SC ruling is reminiscent of the real Black women depicted in the Hidden Figures film who lived through segregation in the US in th 1960s and had to go to a separate building to use the bathroom.

The people are unbelievable.

LivelyFinch · 24/04/2025 08:19

Anyone else seeing the Burberry advert with the topless man? Quite apt for this discussion 👌

Giggorata · 24/04/2025 08:39

I have had such a good laugh at the responses in this thread!

I hope that all the screeching, swivel-eyed, stubble faced, lippy smeared loons waving their fake bosoms get totally ignored by police, press and public.

Pandering to exhibitionists, fetishists or mantrums only encourages them.

thenoisiesttermagant · 24/04/2025 08:39

justasking111 · 24/04/2025 08:00

Just proves they're men. Sexualising even a protest.

To a point you're right but much as I hate to NAMALT I think it goes to show the main driver of the TRAs in particular. And why there is actually even more reason to want to exclude these men than any others from a wide range of spaces.

I want single sex spaces (and now have a right to it in many circs in law) but I'd rather use a truly, honestly mixed sex toilet (and have the option of making a choice about that) than a 'woman's' where I'm being deceived into encountering the type of man who thinks a topless or piss protest is reasonable.

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