There's going to be a MOOB parade

[MixTapeMel]

British men to hold mass topless protest against UK Supreme Court for saying they are not women. Can't wait.

https://notthebee.com/article/breaking-men-organize-topless-protest-against-uk-supreme-courts-decision-that-men-are-not-women

Please let this be true. Please let them carry this out.

Has anyone taken one for the team been on Bluesky to find out when and where?

Only I'll need time to book a train ticket and buy a family bucket of popcorn

Now look at what YOU made me do!

They breasted boobily down the Strand
COLONising womanhood the distant land
Chests as full as high seas sails
An army of sirens screaming their wails
Lulling sailors to crash on ther rocks
Unaware the danger of unseen cocks

and

Dave the fitter was all a titter
Falsely built with a cockettish lilt
Uneven moobs gave Dave a tilt
Still, far more level than his lack of guilt

A mass mantrum.
What a time to be alive!

Well, if there's any normal person still unsure if trans identified men should always be excluded from women's spaces, they'll be firmly GC after this. It doesn't take a huge leap of imagination to extrapolate what men who are keen do this in public with other blokes or police around might do in an enclosed space with a small number of women and / or girls...

I wonder if they will recruit some perky young handmaidens to get their boobs out as well, thus proving that they are a bunch of perverts just the same.

I wonder what our foreign friends will make of it all 🤣

I reckon they will.

They're trying to be like Femen (which was ironically/ not surprisingly started by a man....)

God can they ever not miss the point tho? As if the presence of a tit somehow mitigates a cock.

There was a big fella from Ealing
Whose moob dance was over revealing
Mate, said the coppers
Its not a show stopper
More pantomime dame, less appealin.

Don't know why you're all laughing. There is a real chance that this is the argument that will reverse the Supreme Court's decision.

It's taken years of really hard thinking, but finally they've distilled the essence of their position into a devastating legal blow, the likes of which nobody has previously witnessed.

This will undoubtedly be the end for feminists...

Cleaner than mine. Thankfully inspiration hasn't got me further than what's below!

They breasted boobily down the strand

Their moobs all pert, their cocks in hand

It’s all in the betht pothible tathte! <flings legs>

Anyway, as you were. I can’t see what this is supposed to achieve. A certain cohort of men always feel the need to get their moobs out, pick a suburb on a hot day and it’s a smorgasbord of moobery. They’ll just look like a load of dodgy exhibitionist blokes.

DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS.

Think of the poor soul who’ll have to clean up afterwards, if nothing else.

'It's ma'am', they bawled, as to a man
They manned as only a madman can'

Tits out by the lads for the lads.
what became of the protest pissing in the end?

Let's all go down the Strand ('ave a banana!) 🎶

They don’t seem to realise we’ve had to build a strong stomach for moobs every time the sun comes out. They’re hoping for shock value but the only reactions they’ll get will be eye rolling and mockery. Please let this happen!

@Boiledbeetle

They breasted boobily down the strand
Their moobs all pert, their cocks in hand
Waving them around like magic wands
Casting their spells to piss next to big boobied blondes
Supple the breasts grown with chemicals free
Please god dont let one pee next to me

Love South Park

Reverse builder's bum

Please, noo, not them as well! 🤣

What would Kenny make of it? Thousands of Cupid Stunts. Can’t wait!! 😄

I remember when Joe Biden had a moob party at the White House . . .

Is this really real, or is it just designed to get people agitated at the idea.

Thank goodness such things don't go on at the court of our own dear Queen!