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The Bluestocking - where women are women, and small furry animals are gerbils, quokkas, capybaras, or a red panda called Rosy

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MarieDeGournay · 29/03/2025 21:30

Welcome all to the Bluestocking Pub, a haven safe from harsh reality [mostly] full of good company, and excellent food and drink served by the most efficient team of gerbils in the hospitality industry.

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Magpiecomplex · 03/04/2025 18:16

ErrolTheDragon · 03/04/2025 17:23

I CBA to make an account for bing but I’ve already got one for ChatGPT. A bit cutesy but ok

Gemini's version... I asked for them to be talking but didn't specify what they were saying. I'm still not sure what Colin's saying!

The Bluestocking - where women are women, and small furry animals are gerbils, quokkas,  capybaras, or a red panda called Rosy
ifIwerenotanandroid · 03/04/2025 18:20

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The Bluestocking - where women are women, and small furry animals are gerbils, quokkas,  capybaras, or a red panda called Rosy
ErrolTheDragon · 03/04/2025 18:24

Magpiecomplex · 03/04/2025 18:16

Gemini's version... I asked for them to be talking but didn't specify what they were saying. I'm still not sure what Colin's saying!

Tbf when he was still allowed a voice in these threads, he pretty much stuck to barks and whines.

that reminds me of a Gary Larsen cartoon - a professor who’d spent years developing a dog translation device, only to find they were all shouting ‘Hey! hey!’.Grin

Chersfrozenface · 03/04/2025 18:26

According to Very British Problems, Tunnocks teacakes can be found in at least one supermarket in South Korea.

Magpiecomplex · 03/04/2025 18:34

Chersfrozenface · 03/04/2025 18:26

According to Very British Problems, Tunnocks teacakes can be found in at least one supermarket in South Korea.

That's reassuring to hear, thanks Cher.

MarieDeGournay · 03/04/2025 18:50

I think Colin is probably saying, somewhat nervously:
'No Errol, it's not 'sausage' as in barbecue!'

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FuzzyPuffling · 03/04/2025 19:06

Chersfrozenface · 03/04/2025 18:26

According to Very British Problems, Tunnocks teacakes can be found in at least one supermarket in South Korea.

Oooh I'm on VBP too ( on Facebook) and saw this post and thought of you all! Glad I'm not the only one Cher.

FuzzyPuffling · 03/04/2025 19:08

Teacakes EXPLODE??? How messy.

Swashbuckled · 03/04/2025 19:34

I am very tired from my day at work. I don’t usually drink in the week anymore, but have poured a gin. I’m looking at the rookery outside the window; they are coming and going.

I feel too tired to have anything to say, so will just sit here.

Although, did you make that delicious yompiness yourself, @Boiledbeetle ?

Swashbuckled · 03/04/2025 19:39

Just pondering…..

I’m certain I saw a hare when I was at the coast last weekend. It was in the sand dunes. At first I thought it must be mistaken as muntjacs are more common there. But then I saw hare ears. It’s the second hare I’ve seen. I hope they’re lucky.

The Bluestocking - where women are women, and small furry animals are gerbils, quokkas,  capybaras, or a red panda called Rosy
SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 03/04/2025 19:57

I saw the exploding Tunnock’s teacakes story on FB - you have to admire the spirit of scientific investigation it demonstrates.

Igneococcus · 03/04/2025 20:07

TIMES NEWSPAPERS LTD
Dr Oliver Bird, a medical officer instructor at the RAF Centre of Aerospace Medicine, said he saw no reason why they could not be taken on flights. “I think the best advice is that the snacks are kept frozen and in their foil wrappings until pilots are ready to consume them,” he said.

I might have to investigate just how delicious frozen teacakes are (intrepid scientist that I am)

EdithStourton · 03/04/2025 20:32

Swashbuckled · 03/04/2025 19:39

Just pondering…..

I’m certain I saw a hare when I was at the coast last weekend. It was in the sand dunes. At first I thought it must be mistaken as muntjacs are more common there. But then I saw hare ears. It’s the second hare I’ve seen. I hope they’re lucky.

The big giveaway with hares is their stupidly long legs, never mind ears. And they're much bigger than rabbits. We get quite a lot around here, and they're such beautiful animals.

ErrolTheDragon · 03/04/2025 21:04

EdithStourton · 03/04/2025 20:32

The big giveaway with hares is their stupidly long legs, never mind ears. And they're much bigger than rabbits. We get quite a lot around here, and they're such beautiful animals.

We see a few hares around here. Not many rabbits nowadays though.

EdithStourton · 03/04/2025 21:18

Rabbits are making a comeback in these parts.
I expect the foxes to follow - they've been thin on the ground of late.

Swashbuckled · 03/04/2025 21:57

EdithStourton · 03/04/2025 20:32

The big giveaway with hares is their stupidly long legs, never mind ears. And they're much bigger than rabbits. We get quite a lot around here, and they're such beautiful animals.

Yes, I find them unsettlingly large.
And quite magical.

JanesLittleGirl · 03/04/2025 22:41

ifIwerenotanandroid · 03/04/2025 16:31

Go to bing.com & choose Images & Create. Might have to log in/register. Then just type in what you want to see in the image & possibly a style e.g. surrealism or paper collage. It gives you 15 goes but you can carry on after that.

So I went to bing.com and bing thought that I should download copilot so I did. Copilot very kindly offered me the opportunity to create an image. So I asked Copilot to create an image of a Land Rover Series II LWB. It was close but there are a few obvious mistakes:

Can you see the errors?

The Bluestocking - where women are women, and small furry animals are gerbils, quokkas,  capybaras, or a red panda called Rosy
Boiledbeetle · 03/04/2025 23:59

Don't know about in planes, but you don't want to put a Tunnock's tea cake in a vacuum!

https://youtube.com/shorts/B8P9Ens8TdI?si=-o4QAG27rWltGPqt

Boiledbeetle · 04/04/2025 00:00

Swashbuckled · 03/04/2025 19:34

I am very tired from my day at work. I don’t usually drink in the week anymore, but have poured a gin. I’m looking at the rookery outside the window; they are coming and going.

I feel too tired to have anything to say, so will just sit here.

Although, did you make that delicious yompiness yourself, @Boiledbeetle ?

I did And I've eaten way too much of it since the photos! I'm starting to feel very full!

MarieDeGournay · 04/04/2025 00:12

JanesLittleGirl · 03/04/2025 22:41

So I went to bing.com and bing thought that I should download copilot so I did. Copilot very kindly offered me the opportunity to create an image. So I asked Copilot to create an image of a Land Rover Series II LWB. It was close but there are a few obvious mistakes:

Can you see the errors?

It seems like only yesterday the Bluestocking was all about daffodils and primroses and charms of goldfinches.
Now it's Vulcan bombers and Land Rover Series II LWBs - what happened?😦

The answer is no, Jane, I can't spot the errors on the image of the Land Rover Series II LWB. I feel so inadequate, I'm sure everybody else here can just reel them off.....😄

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MarieDeGournay · 04/04/2025 00:33

Swash, while you were seeing real magical hares, I was reading about William Cowper's pet hare, in his long long long poem 'The Task' [which is the source of 'the cup that cheers but does not inebriate'] - it's over 100 pages!

On page 40 he mentions his pet hare:

..one at least is safe. One shelter'd hare
Has never heard the sanguinary yell
Of cruel man, exulting in her woes.
Innocent partner of my peaceful home,
Whom ten long years' experience of my care
Has made at last familiar; she has lost
Much of her vigilant instinctive dread,
Not needful here, beneath a roof like mine.
Yes--thou may'st eat thy bread, and lick the hand
That feeds thee; thou may'st frolic on the floor
At evening, and at night retire secure
To thy straw couch, and slumber unalarm'd;
For I have gain'd thy confidence, have pledg'd
All that is human in me to protect
Thine unsuspecting gratitude and love.
If I survive thee I will dig thy grave;
And, when I place thee in it, sighing, say,
I knew at least one hare that had a friend.
William Cowper

He also wrote an Epitaph for a Hare
Epitaph on a Hare | The Poetry Foundation
but it must have been a different hare, this one is male, and unlike the one above, was more inclined to bite then hand that fed it than lick it!

I hope you are feeling rested after your tiring day. Enjoy your quiet corner of the Bluestocking, I'll send you over a glass of finest wine, and leave you be WineSmile

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 04/04/2025 00:39

JanesLittleGirl · 03/04/2025 22:41

So I went to bing.com and bing thought that I should download copilot so I did. Copilot very kindly offered me the opportunity to create an image. So I asked Copilot to create an image of a Land Rover Series II LWB. It was close but there are a few obvious mistakes:

Can you see the errors?

Headlights, indicators, number plate?

ErrolTheDragon · 04/04/2025 07:50

Thank you for the poetry, Marie, that’s a lovely start to the day.

I once encountered a hare at Bronze Age circle - a quiet spot, with an entrance aligned east towards a dip between hills where presumably the sun rises. It’s one of those places where you can feel connected to the past and present, humanity and nature. (And more prosaically, the squat concrete posts marking where the timbers were are a jolly good place to sit ant eat ones sandwich.)

Magpiecomplex · 04/04/2025 07:54

ifIwerenotanandroid · 04/04/2025 00:39

Headlights, indicators, number plate?

And the wing mirror appears to be none too securely attached...

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