I spoiled my paper last time and it hurt to do it, though I genuinely didn't feel I had an alternative. Since then, as events have unfolded at Westminster, I have been glad that I followed my gut and my heart and didn't vote for any of the liars, cheats, sneaks or tricksters that make up the shit government or the shit opposition.
I recently attended the local hustings as I really would like to vote proactively this time for someone I believe will represent me, my family and my community well. It's one of the most marginal seats in the country, so every vote really does count (though it was pretty obvious from the audience responses that Labour will take it.) As we all know, there is no good choice of party for GC women and the hustings made it clear there is also no good local candidate here. I can't vote FOR any of them so I'm in the shit position of having to vote AGAINST them. Again.
Spoiling my paper is an option I haven't ruled out, however there is an alternative, in my consitutency at least.
I give you THE MONSTER RAVING LOONY PARTY.
Some exerts from their manifesto:
Cost of Living…To help with the cost of Living and to raise money for the Treasury we will Convert Numbers 10 and 11 Downing Street into a Hair salon, Which we will call ‘Government CutZ’
Rwanda…We will send all MPs who misbehave to Rwanda.
Immigration..We will replace employees of the Border Force with GP receptionists. This will dramatically reduce the number of people getting in.
I mean, it's a fairly rubbish joke, but is it any more silly than the magic piece of paper that turns men into women? The belief in a rainbow spell that keeps women safe from predatory men in their spaces?
This is also from the front page of their website, from one of their candidates (Lily the Pink):
I don’t wish to steal anyone else’s votes, stop anyone voting if they have someone to vote for, or to stop anyone who wants to vote tactically doing so.
If you have lost faith, lost interest, don’t see the point, want to protest, need ‘a none of the above’ option then vote for Lily the Pink on the 4th of July
Last time I really hoped that the number of spoiled papers would warrant a mention at least on the news, but I suspect it's deliberately kept out of the headlines so it doesn't become a recognised choice. But if the ridiculous, cringey MRL party are actually attracting a chunk of votes surely that will be newsworthy, and send a clear message to Westminster? I've got to say, it's the only party I'm currently seriously considering. And that is a hideous position I never imagined being in.