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Aston University + gerbil merch thread

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GrimbutGerbil · 05/05/2024 17:36

By request. The shop is here

https://grimut-gerbils.teemill.com/

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lcakethereforeIam · 04/07/2024 23:00

🤣

Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2024 00:07

Chapter 10: Polling Day

The sun had barely risen when Glenda the gerbil, the Party of Gerbils candidate, sprang out of her cozy nest. She was already dressed in her finest campaign tunic, ready to face the day. The alarm clock buzzed insistently, urging her onward.

After a hearty breakfast of sunflower seeds and dandelion greens, Glenda gathered her campaign gerbils – a motley crew of dedicated volunteers. Together, they scurried off for the all-important photo op: Glenda posting her ballot in the ballot box. The cameras clicked, capturing the moment for posterity. Glenda’s tiny paw hovered over the slot, a symbol of democracy in action.

With the photo op behind them, Glenda and her team hit the campaign trail. They zigzagged through the meadow, visiting every burrow in sight. Glenda’s stump speech was concise but impassioned: “Vote for me, and together we’ll build a better burrow!”

The burrow doors swung open, revealing curious gerbils peeking out. Glenda’s campaign gerbils handed out leaflets, urging their fellow rodents to cast their votes. Some gerbils were skeptical, others enthusiastic. Glenda listened to their concerns, promising better tunnels, tastier acorns, and improved wheel-running infrastructure.

As the sun dipped below the horizon, Glenda and her team returned to the Grimbut t-shirt factory. The air was thick with anticipation. A “picky tea” buffet awaited them – carrot sticks, cheese nibbles, and chamomile tea. Gerbils chattered nervously, tails twitching.

The factory had an old television set propped up on a stack of t-shirts. Glenda perched on the edge of a crate, her eyes glued to the flickering screen. The news anchor’s voice echoed through the room, announcing early results from neighboring meadows. Glenda’s whiskers quivered.

“It’s too close,” whispered one campaign gerbil.
“Stay positive,” Glenda replied. “We’ve given it our all.”

And so, the gerbils settled down, their tiny hearts racing. The night stretched on, shadows dancing across the factory floor. Glenda’s tail curled around her, a comforting gesture. The television buzzed with anticipation, each update bringing hope or disappointment.

And so the gerbils waited...

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 00:52

Nooooooooooooo! You can't leave it there! I need to know.

OK, I'll go to bed & wait until tomorrow. Just like with the real thing - or is this the real thing?

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Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2024 01:00

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 00:52

Nooooooooooooo! You can't leave it there! I need to know.

OK, I'll go to bed & wait until tomorrow. Just like with the real thing - or is this the real thing?

Imaginary ending...

By 10 p.m., the polls had closed. The room fell silent as the final results flashed on the screen. Glenda’s eyes widened. The Party of Gerbils had won by a slim margin! Cheers erupted, and gerbils hugged one another. Glenda’s victory speech was short but heartfelt: “Thank you, my fellow rodents. Let’s make our burrow great again!”

And so, Glenda the gerbil became the newest leader of the meadow. The long night of waiting had ended, replaced by a new dawn of possibilities.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 01:29

That's beautiful.

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Boiledbeetle · 05/07/2024 15:47

ONE STEP FORWARDS TWO STEPS BACK.

Oh shit! Oh poo! Oh bollocks! Oh fuck!
us GC witches are right out of luck.
There are men in our spaces (and only some of them tuck).
God the next five years could truly suck!

We can't give up! We have to fight!
No ifs! No buts! No maybe I might!
We know what's wrong and what is right.
Those men in our spaces is our plight.

We can't let this drop. We can't allow
those that nature did endow
a cock and balls our rights to plough.
We will fight on. That is our vow.

So those who can must protest and shout.
We tell them plainly what this is about.
We write and we speak to those with clout.
We will prevail - be of no doubt.

But for now, once more, we've just begun.
We can't let our gains all be undone.
There'll come a time when this fight is done.
When our battle is finished and woman have won.

But until that time when we drink and feast,
when we celebrate, when we've slain the beast.
When we don't feel like we have been fleeced
Us GC witches, well... us WOMEN WON'T WHEESHT!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 18:18

@Boiledbeetle applause

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ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 18:20

Some for @DeanElderberry

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MarieDeGournay · 05/07/2024 19:35

ifIwerenotanandroid · 05/07/2024 18:20

Some for @DeanElderberry

Brava, Boiled the Bard👏

and, thank you, ifIwerenotanandroid! a selection of GC Xenas!
Be still my beating heart!Wink

GrimbutGerbil · 09/07/2024 21:09

I have lost the plot in every which way.

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MarieDeGournay · 09/07/2024 23:38

would a cuppa help?Brew
a piece of cake?Cake
a star to follow till you find the plot again?Star

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/07/2024 23:56

GrimbutGerbil · 09/07/2024 21:09

I have lost the plot in every which way.

There's a plot??

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:31

ifIwerenotanandroid · 09/07/2024 23:56

There's a plot??

News to me!

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:32

MarieDeGournay · 09/07/2024 23:38

would a cuppa help?Brew
a piece of cake?Cake
a star to follow till you find the plot again?Star

blue sky GIF

Which one?

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:33

Totally random but...

Bear

Is this a pom bear?

AlisonDonut · 10/07/2024 04:46

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:33

Totally random but...

Bear

Is this a pom bear?

Yes

Didn't it come from a MNetter who went to someone's house for nibbles and there was a plate of them on offer as if that was a thing?

dunBle · 10/07/2024 07:44

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:33

Totally random but...

Bear

Is this a pom bear?

Read that as porn bear first time round.

AstonCanKissMyArse · 10/07/2024 09:00

I have just realised what is bugging me about the otherwise excellent AI gerbil pics... they have mouse tails!

Gerbils have distinctive furry tails, unlike mice, which have ikky bald ones (I speak as an ex accidental gerbil breeder).

How can we train it up? Ask it for gerbils with furry tails?

I dread to think what horror that instruction will churn out 😆

MarieDeGournay · 10/07/2024 10:08

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 00:32

Which one?

Now that's not very helpful, Boiled, and you wrecked my Hallmark-inspirational vibe, which was well meant. Twee, I grant you, but well meant.Smile
But if you insist: the one nearest the top righthand corner; it looks like a rugged individualist.

At least you didn't come back with the Joni Mitchell lines
'I am as constant as a northern star' and I said
'Constantly in the darkness? Where's that at?
If you want me I'll be in the bar'

👋to GrimbutGerbil ·

Boiledbeetle · 10/07/2024 17:41

From the site stuff thread a Justine update

JustineMumsnet · Today 16:40

Hello all, I realise we're overdue an update on the situation with Aston.
We instructed our solicitors to send a pre-action letter (which we’ve been advised not to share here for various quite sensible legal reasons) - in brief we’ve informed Aston of our plans to issue legal proceedings due to unacceptable breaches of our terms of use and infringement of database copyrights.

We’ve also asked that Aston immediately cease use of all the 2019 and 2024 Mumsnet Data, refrain from publishing any materials based on the datasets, and prevent any third parties from doing so either. If the response is unsatisfactory, then we will likely take further action.

As always, we’ll keep you posted on any developments and we’d very much appreciate your cooperation in refraining from too much speculation and keeping any posts well within our Talk guidelines.

Thanks!

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/07/2024 17:49

AstonCanKissMyArse · 10/07/2024 09:00

I have just realised what is bugging me about the otherwise excellent AI gerbil pics... they have mouse tails!

Gerbils have distinctive furry tails, unlike mice, which have ikky bald ones (I speak as an ex accidental gerbil breeder).

How can we train it up? Ask it for gerbils with furry tails?

I dread to think what horror that instruction will churn out 😆

Better?

Aston University + gerbil merch thread
Aston University + gerbil merch thread
ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/07/2024 17:52

AlisonDonut · 10/07/2024 04:46

Yes

Didn't it come from a MNetter who went to someone's house for nibbles and there was a plate of them on offer as if that was a thing?

I think OP & her DH went to a posh couple's place for dinner & had tinned soup. They felt they should invite them back & asked for advice on what to serve that was equally cheap & weird. Her DH came in with a plate of PB's & said, "Pom bear, anyone?".Bear

That's how I remember it, anyway.

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/07/2024 18:04

I found a link to it but the thread seems to have vanished!😢

DeanElderberry · 10/07/2024 18:31

I have never encountered them in RL and had to google - was surprised, for some reason I'd expected something sweet like a jelly baby.

I had car trouble last week and a friend's son came to help get it started - on rushing out the door to greet him I found a vole sitting on the doorstep. Disconcertingly like an artwork gerbil, I had a very odd MN / RL intersection moment.

In fact, it was smaller than a gerbil and with a tiny stubby little tail, like a minute, delightful, teddy bear. But I wasn't deceived, I know they eat my bulbs and are ungrateful and bitey towards anyone foolish enough to try to rescue them from cats.

AstonCanKissMyArse · 11/07/2024 09:40

ifIwerenotanandroid · 10/07/2024 17:49

Better?

Brilliant! Much more gerbiley.

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