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Aston University + gerbil merch thread

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GrimbutGerbil · 05/05/2024 17:36

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GrimbutGerbil · 06/06/2024 16:59

Excellent work on the book, @Boiledbeetle. And the picture at the end of chapter one is uncannily like my life. It's a shame I can't link to the real book, it's quite feminist. But that would give everything away and then the gerbils would have to go into hiding.

So. There are vest tops, with cats on, which go up to size 16. The tea towel is fixed.

Sorry about the delay - I am at the stage of being signed off work with stress but not being able to take the time off work because no one else can herd the gerbils, so the last two weeks have been a bit less than fun. Wine tonight though. And I might read them some of your book instead of mine, would be interesting.

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Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:15

From corpus 2 thread

JustineMumsnet · Today 16:59
Hello everyone,

Thanks again for your patience. We promised to update you here when we had more information…
Besides agreeing to delete the sandbox, with regard to the smaller Mumsnet dataset for the PHD research, Aston has agreed not to identify Mumsnet by name in the final publication or use the Mumsnet logo. They are also adamant that this data set has been anonymised.

We’d suggest that if you still have any concerns about personal information that Aston may hold, to please contact their Data Protection Officer: www.aston.ac.uk/about/statutes-ordinances-regulations/publication-scheme/data-protection.

And of course if you have any concerns about particular posts on Mumsnet that may contain personally identifiable information, feel free to email us at [email protected], and we’d be happy to assist.

We’ll continue to keep you informed of any further developments.
Thanks Justine

SpockUppet · 06/06/2024 17:17

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 16:52

You mean insane don't you! It's OK you can be honest here at the asylum!

Well I suppose Wonderland (of the Alice-in variety) was quite joyous too in many ways. This thread is very Wonderlandy.

Oh... alright, it's completely batshit, I was being polite! But still loving it.

GCLabRat · 06/06/2024 17:19

GrimbutGerbil · 06/06/2024 16:59

Excellent work on the book, @Boiledbeetle. And the picture at the end of chapter one is uncannily like my life. It's a shame I can't link to the real book, it's quite feminist. But that would give everything away and then the gerbils would have to go into hiding.

So. There are vest tops, with cats on, which go up to size 16. The tea towel is fixed.

Sorry about the delay - I am at the stage of being signed off work with stress but not being able to take the time off work because no one else can herd the gerbils, so the last two weeks have been a bit less than fun. Wine tonight though. And I might read them some of your book instead of mine, would be interesting.

Thiz rattie iz sendin me rattie luv too yoo, hopez tha strezzful tymes finnish soon ❤ Fankoo fur tha harrd wurk yoo an jerbuls hav putt inn on dis!

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:23

GrimbutGerbil · 06/06/2024 16:59

Excellent work on the book, @Boiledbeetle. And the picture at the end of chapter one is uncannily like my life. It's a shame I can't link to the real book, it's quite feminist. But that would give everything away and then the gerbils would have to go into hiding.

So. There are vest tops, with cats on, which go up to size 16. The tea towel is fixed.

Sorry about the delay - I am at the stage of being signed off work with stress but not being able to take the time off work because no one else can herd the gerbils, so the last two weeks have been a bit less than fun. Wine tonight though. And I might read them some of your book instead of mine, would be interesting.

I've totally hacked into your gerbil cctv feeds!

Hope the actual real life book is doing well. I may just go and buy random new feminist books on the off chance I buy the right one!

Hopefully now real book is done and dusted things will quiet down in your head somewhat!

Maybe the gerbils could feed you grapes and play the harp whilst you read to them tonight?

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MarieDeGournay · 06/06/2024 17:33

I don't want to worry the gerbils too much, but I have this nagging thought: shouldn't there be a hyphen in 'Foucault Addled Grievance Gerbil'? Shouldn't it be 'Foucault-Addled..'?

Otherwise it's a statement that Foucault [subject] addled [verb] the grievance gerbil [object] ( I wouldn't put it past him, but that's not the point), rather than an adjectival description of the origin of the gerbil's state of addle-ment, isn't it?

Given that the gerbils are in all other cases so pedantically punctilious about spelling and punctuation....😂

I admit I may be over-protective of the hyphen, which is an endangered species, partly because of online keyboards. I submit coworker as an example, orked cows are everywhere😡

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:40

MarieDeGournay · 06/06/2024 17:33

I don't want to worry the gerbils too much, but I have this nagging thought: shouldn't there be a hyphen in 'Foucault Addled Grievance Gerbil'? Shouldn't it be 'Foucault-Addled..'?

Otherwise it's a statement that Foucault [subject] addled [verb] the grievance gerbil [object] ( I wouldn't put it past him, but that's not the point), rather than an adjectival description of the origin of the gerbil's state of addle-ment, isn't it?

Given that the gerbils are in all other cases so pedantically punctilious about spelling and punctuation....😂

I admit I may be over-protective of the hyphen, which is an endangered species, partly because of online keyboards. I submit coworker as an example, orked cows are everywhere😡

Shush now!

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Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:40

😁

Winnading · 06/06/2024 17:48

GrimbutGerbil · 06/06/2024 16:59

Excellent work on the book, @Boiledbeetle. And the picture at the end of chapter one is uncannily like my life. It's a shame I can't link to the real book, it's quite feminist. But that would give everything away and then the gerbils would have to go into hiding.

So. There are vest tops, with cats on, which go up to size 16. The tea towel is fixed.

Sorry about the delay - I am at the stage of being signed off work with stress but not being able to take the time off work because no one else can herd the gerbils, so the last two weeks have been a bit less than fun. Wine tonight though. And I might read them some of your book instead of mine, would be interesting.

Bought two tanks and a t, thanking you.

Looking forward to the Christmas editions.

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:55

Winnading · 06/06/2024 17:48

Bought two tanks and a t, thanking you.

Looking forward to the Christmas editions.

I thought I can squeeze my tits into a 16 to sleep in!

Both out of stock in size 16!

Sigh!

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 18:12

If the gerbils could publish Beetle's book next please, that would be spiffing.

Also, I really want to read your book, partly to show my support to you cause you (and the gerbils) have been fantastic. What if we had a "fantastic feminist fiction (and non fiction but that doesn't work for alliteration)" thread where people could nominate books then you can name change and nominate your book but without saying it's yours? Or someone else will probably have a much better idea!

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 18:13

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 17:55

I thought I can squeeze my tits into a 16 to sleep in!

Both out of stock in size 16!

Sigh!

Edited

Who knew beetles had boobs? That'll be a fun one for co pilot 😁

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 18:24

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 18:13

Who knew beetles had boobs? That'll be a fun one for co pilot 😁

I would like to think I look like the first image.

Alas the second image is way too accurate for my liking (boobs need to be bigger, but co pilot seems to have a prudish side when you don't want it to)

Aston University + gerbil merch thread
Aston University + gerbil merch thread
Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 18:29

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 18:12

If the gerbils could publish Beetle's book next please, that would be spiffing.

Also, I really want to read your book, partly to show my support to you cause you (and the gerbils) have been fantastic. What if we had a "fantastic feminist fiction (and non fiction but that doesn't work for alliteration)" thread where people could nominate books then you can name change and nominate your book but without saying it's yours? Or someone else will probably have a much better idea!

Well, technically I could publish beetles book as I'm the one with the Amazon let me sell you some books written by angry women page!

I did briefly wonder as i drifted off to sleep last night what the printing costs for a gerbil story with illustrations book would cost to publish via Amazon's self publishing.

I may have to have a browse of their pricing structure when i can't fall asleep tonight!

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 19:03

Once i said it i had to go look.

(size chosen at its the size of my current two books so I know what that looks like)

So a regular trim 6x9 inch size premium colour ink paperback up to 40 pages is set at lowest price £4.42 (printing then posting and packaging) profit 0p

Over 40 pages and I have to start working out costs per page.

So for example a 70 page 6x9 inch premium colour interior paperback with white paper can't sell for under £6.67. At that price the profit = 0p

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 20:01

I'd buy at least one copy. It could sit happily with my other "by Beetle" books.

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 20:58

RumNotRun · 06/06/2024 20:01

I'd buy at least one copy. It could sit happily with my other "by Beetle" books.

I may entertain the idea (It's got to be easier than poems surely?!?).

I'll have a play around at some point, probably when I'm next pretending all the things i never got sorted last year (cos... Poems!!) aren't sitting in piles silently judging me!

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 21:19

Chapter 4 then I must go and change the cat litter tray!

Chapter Four: The Great Gerbilnet Heist

The first rays of dawn had not yet kissed the skyline of Gerbil City when the workers of Grimbut's t-shirt factory shuffled in for the morning shift. The air was usually filled with the scent of fresh ink and the soft chatter of gerbils eager to start the day's work. Today, however, a different atmosphere enveloped the factory floor.

At the center of the room stood Grimbut, the usually composed entrepreneur, fur bristled and eyes ablaze. In her paws, she clutched a Tunnocks Wafer Cream, which she devoured with an intensity that matched her fury. The gerbils gathered around, their curiosity piqued and concern etched on their tiny faces.

Grimbut swallowed the last morsel of her wafer and addressed her bewildered employees. "Gerbilnet has been breached," she announced, her voice a mix of anger and disbelief. "Overnight, someone has scraped more than 40 million of our posts—our private thoughts, our personal struggles, our very souls laid bare over the last eight years."

A murmur rippled through the crowd. Gerbilnet was their sanctuary, a digital haven where they shared their deepest fears and greatest joys. It was a place of support and camaraderie, where every gerbil was an individual, not just another rodent in the shadow of rats.

"The culprits call themselves the 'Aston University Post Scrapers,'" Grimbut continued, her tone darkening. "They've taken our stories, our confessions, our pleas for recognition, and now they're scrutinizing them under their academic lens."

The revelation hit the gerbils like a bolt. Their sanctuary had been violated, their identities analyzed and dissected by strangers. The factory, once a hub of laughter and creativity, was now shrouded in a pall of vulnerability.

But gerbils are resilient creatures, and as the shock subsided, a fiery determination took its place. They would not be cowed by this invasion of privacy. They would stand together, united in their diversity and strength.

Grimbut, seeing the resolve in her workers' eyes, knew what had to be done. "We will not let this define us," she declared. "We are more than data points for study. We are gerbils of substance, of heart, of dignity. Let this be a call to action, not just for us, but for all gerbils. We will fight for our rights, for our stories, for our truth."

And with that, the gerbils set to work, not just on t-shirts, but on a campaign to reclaim their narrative. They would show the world that every gerbil has a story worth telling, a life worth living, and a spirit that cannot be broken by any scraper or study.

The Great Gerbilnet Heist would not be the end of their tale, but the beginning of a new chapter in their fight for recognition and respect.

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Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 21:26

Christ what is this thread doing to the co pilot algorithms for me!!

It's going to think i have a gerbil fetish.

Or that i am actually a gerbil and not a beetle!

JanesLittleGirl · 06/06/2024 22:34

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 21:26

Christ what is this thread doing to the co pilot algorithms for me!!

It's going to think i have a gerbil fetish.

Or that i am actually a gerbil and not a beetle!

Or possibly a beebil.

lcakethereforeIam · 06/06/2024 22:43

A gertil? Gottle o' gear!

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 22:51

A beeble girtil. I'm not sure I want to even attempt the AI!

Boiledbeetle · 06/06/2024 22:52

One more chapter before bed

Chapter Five: Glenda's Triumph

The factory was a hive of activity, with gerbils scurrying to and fro, their paws tapping away at keyboards as they sent out freedom of information requests to Aston University. Grimbut oversaw the operation, her eyes scanning the room, ensuring every tweet and alert was sent to warn the gerbil community of the data breach.

Amidst this flurry of strategic planning, a new face appeared at the factory doors. Her name was Glenda, a gerbil with a story that had already made ripples across Gerbil City. Grimbut welcomed her with a nod, recognizing the resilience in Glenda's eyes.

Glenda had been through the wringer. She had worked for a gerbil support service, believing in its mission to help gerbils in need. But when she discovered the organization's head was not a gerbil but a rat in disguise, her world turned upside down. She faced a moral dilemma, torn between her duty to the service users and the deceit she was asked to perpetuate.

When Glenda sought guidance from management, the response was a demand to "reframe her understanding" of gerbil identity. The confrontation escalated, and Glenda found herself ousted from her position, her integrity intact but her employment in tatters.

Without Ben's Support Wren to represent her, Glenda turned to Naomi, a dinosaur known for her legal prowess and her towering presence in the courtroom. Naomi took on Glenda's case with a ferocity that matched her prehistoric lineage.

The tribunal was a spectacle, with arguments flying like meteors across the courtroom. In the end, justice prevailed. The judge ruled in Glenda's favor, declaring her dismissal unjust and awarding her a compensation of 500 Tunnocks Caramel logs.

With her head held high and her paws full of caramel treats, Glenda joined Grimbut's team. Her experience had taught her the value of truth and the power of standing up for what's right. Grimbut knew that Glenda's spirit and tenacity were exactly what the factory needed in these trying times.

As the gerbils rallied around their new comrade, they felt a renewed sense of purpose. Together, they would face the challenges ahead, their bonds strengthened by shared adversity and a common goal. The Aston University Post Scrapers had struck a blow, but the gerbils of Grimbut's factory were far from defeated.

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lcakethereforeIam · 06/06/2024 22:55

I hope Naomi gets to eat the rat (not a euphemism).

lcakethereforeIam · 06/06/2024 23:00
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