More trouble for sturgeon and co ahead

[Hoardasurass]

Was going to post this on the other thread but it'd full so new 1
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/nicola-sturgeon-warned-not-delete-30204692?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WESTMINSTERS OPPPRESION IS THE TAX ON CHOCLOATE RESEMBLING COATINGS

SEE ALSO THE DISGUSTING PREJUDICE AGAINST SWEDISH SNOWBALLS WTH ALONGER SHELF LIFE

ALSO SWISS ROLLS

Is your accent slipping?

AYE SORRY ITS THE HEAT

If Nicola ends up in prison, I only hope she gets to share her cell with a male.

After all, we know she thinks that’s ok for women prisoners.

I don't know quite what to say to this. Kit Kats are GLORIOUS!

I think @Boiledbeetle just declared war on Japan!

IcakethereforeIam · Yesterday 09:11

She identifies as 'innocent', pronouns not/guilty.

Damn! That's EXACTLY what I thought!

sorry to Kit Kat lovers I never meant to offend

Backs away slowly whilst bowing deeply (i'm already on the naughty step, sort of), please don't report me to HQ.

look i'm eating a Kit Kat in solidarity.

mmmmmmmmmmmm

(blghhh)

Yes I'm cross pollinating threads.

Bite me!

THINGS LEFT UNSAID

So wee Nicola was placed under arrest,
(there are so many things I’d like to say
about that monumental day,
but contempt laws and all of that
means I’m not really able to chat,
so for now I’ll just keep my mouth shut
and all of my thoughts I’ll have to cut
from this poem) - it’s probably for the best!

THE VERDICT

When will we see poor Nicola
Handcuffed and in the dock.
Will she be in a trouser suit,
Or will she wear a frock.
Will she be found not guilty,
Or guilty, or not proven?
Will she ever finally admit
You can easily sex a human.
Will she be forced to share a cell
With someone born a man
As that is the law she fought for
Until the Westminster ban.

And this guy has a job in government
https://www.scottishdailyexpress.co.uk/news/politics/james-dornan-bombshell-police-scotland-30235446?utm_source=linkCopy&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=sharebar

KitKats are Nestle. Therefore verboten. You're off the hook!

I thought James Dornan was the 50 Shades of Grey man. He's let himself go a bit.

Apparently, Useless Humdinger had her sent a bouquet, for her terror in the cells.

I thought he was Scottie from Star Trek, I thought he'd died and been fired into space. I'm not trying to give anyone any ideas.

Meanwhile voters in Rutherglen and Hamilton West have a chance to sign a recall petition. That should be interesting.

FUCKSAKE I SAID BUCKET

Hyacinth?

Of whiskey?

Whisky surely.

The first thing that comes to mind is the " battle bus" motorhome. I'd imagine if it really was meant to be used for covid things then there will be messages around it.

ID NO SAY NO TAE AN E TAE BE HONEST

I know a man who knows a man. Apparently.

Fooking howling.

Brava.