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RealFeminist · 13/06/2023 16:38

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WESTMINSTERS OPPPRESION IS THE TAX ON CHOCLOATE RESEMBLING COATINGS

RealFeminist · 13/06/2023 16:40

SEE ALSO THE DISGUSTING PREJUDICE AGAINST SWEDISH SNOWBALLS WTH ALONGER SHELF LIFE

RealFeminist · 13/06/2023 17:15

ALSO SWISS ROLLS

JanesLittleGirl · 13/06/2023 17:19

RealFeminist · 13/06/2023 16:38

ANOTHER EXAMPLE OF WESTMINSTERS OPPPRESION IS THE TAX ON CHOCLOATE RESEMBLING COATINGS

Is your accent slipping?

RealFeminist · 13/06/2023 17:37

AYE SORRY ITS THE HEAT

EmpressaurusOfCats · 13/06/2023 18:00

If Nicola ends up in prison, I only hope she gets to share her cell with a male.

After all, we know she thinks that’s ok for women prisoners.

Waitwhat23 · 13/06/2023 18:00

Boiledbeetle · 13/06/2023 11:11

KitKats are just an abomination!

I don't know quite what to say to this. Kit Kats are GLORIOUS!

IcakethereforeIam · 13/06/2023 18:08

I think @Boiledbeetle just declared war on Japan!

SinnerBoy · 13/06/2023 18:17

IcakethereforeIam · Yesterday 09:11

She identifies as 'innocent', pronouns not/guilty.

Damn! That's EXACTLY what I thought!

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 13:06

sorry to Kit Kat lovers I never meant to offend

Backs away slowly whilst bowing deeply (i'm already on the naughty step, sort of), please don't report me to HQ.

look i'm eating a Kit Kat in solidarity.

mmmmmmmmmmmm


(blghhh)

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 13:10

Yes I'm cross pollinating threads.

Bite me!


THINGS LEFT UNSAID

So wee Nicola was placed under arrest,
(there are so many things I’d like to say
about that monumental day,
but contempt laws and all of that
means I’m not really able to chat,
so for now I’ll just keep my mouth shut
and all of my thoughts I’ll have to cut
from this poem) - it’s probably for the best!


THE VERDICT

When will we see poor Nicola
Handcuffed and in the dock.
Will she be in a trouser suit,
Or will she wear a frock.
Will she be found not guilty,
Or guilty, or not proven?
Will she ever finally admit
You can easily sex a human.
Will she be forced to share a cell
With someone born a man
As that is the law she fought for
Until the Westminster ban.

ArabellaScott · 14/06/2023 19:41

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 13:06

sorry to Kit Kat lovers I never meant to offend

Backs away slowly whilst bowing deeply (i'm already on the naughty step, sort of), please don't report me to HQ.

look i'm eating a Kit Kat in solidarity.

mmmmmmmmmmmm


(blghhh)

KitKats are Nestle. Therefore verboten. You're off the hook!

GulesMeansRed · 14/06/2023 19:44

I thought James Dornan was the 50 Shades of Grey man. He's let himself go a bit.

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 19:50

Apparently, Useless Humdinger had her sent a bouquet, for her terror in the cells.

IcakethereforeIam · 14/06/2023 19:58

I thought he was Scottie from Star Trek, I thought he'd died and been fired into space. I'm not trying to give anyone any ideas.

anyolddinosaur · 14/06/2023 20:20

Meanwhile voters in Rutherglen and Hamilton West have a chance to sign a recall petition. That should be interesting.

RealFeminist · 14/06/2023 20:57

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 19:50

Apparently, Useless Humdinger had her sent a bouquet, for her terror in the cells.

FUCKSAKE I SAID BUCKET

SinnerBoy · 14/06/2023 21:36

Hyacinth?

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 14/06/2023 21:38

RealFeminist · 14/06/2023 20:57

FUCKSAKE I SAID BUCKET

Of whiskey?

JanesLittleGirl · 14/06/2023 21:48

SirSamVimesCityWatch · 14/06/2023 21:38

Of whiskey?

Whisky surely.

Ourladycheesusedatum · 14/06/2023 21:53

determinedtomakethiswork · 11/06/2023 22:54

I don't understand this. What do they think the WhatsApp messages will say?

The first thing that comes to mind is the " battle bus" motorhome. I'd imagine if it really was meant to be used for covid things then there will be messages around it.

RealFeminist · 14/06/2023 21:56

ID NO SAY NO TAE AN E TAE BE HONEST

Boiledbeetle · 14/06/2023 21:57

RealFeminist · 14/06/2023 21:56

ID NO SAY NO TAE AN E TAE BE HONEST

I know a man who knows a man. Apparently.

Ourladycheesusedatum · 14/06/2023 22:01

GulesMeansRed · 14/06/2023 19:44

I thought James Dornan was the 50 Shades of Grey man. He's let himself go a bit.

Fooking howling.


Brava.

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