Male kangaroos has 3 penises

[MrsMurphyIWish]

They don’t. But I was reading Adam Kay’s “Kay’s Anatomy” with my 8 year old son and we got onto reproduction and female kangaroos have 3 vaginas. My son asked, “so do male kangaroos have 3 penises?”. They don’t. They have one what splits - we researched it.

I’m just wondering what kangaroos would identify as if they have 3 vaginas and 2 penises?

Mother Nature is fascinating.
And ruthless.
And has a wicked sense of humour.

Waves to those on Twitter

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https://twitter.com/setoacnna/status/1694009090824155277?s=19

Skippy was a female kangaroo otherwise she wouldn't have a pouch. Puts a new spin on Skippy the Bush kangaroo.

Adam Kay is such a grim little man :(
This is a song he wrote, please bear in mind as a obstetrician he is responsible for women at the most vulnerable time in their lives.

Adam Kay & Suman Biswas - Northern Birds lyrics This is a national service announcement for all menIf you go to BoltonIf you go to ManchesterOr creweNewcastle, or ScarboroughYork, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley tooOr GrimsbyListen up to what we have to sayNorthern birds are lazy ugly whores who smell of burgersSo don't have too much to drinkOr you might fuck oneAnd end up getting aidsThere's nothing funTo be found off the M1Northern birds are lower classSlags who take it up the arseThey're in the sackAfter one cider and blackBut they're fucking awful ridesand your dick won't touch the sidesDa-da-da-da-da-daDa-da-da-daNorthern BirdsDa-da-da-da-daIf you really have toGo up north then follow our adviceFight away the womenOr you'll find yourself with Pubic liceAnd herpesYour much better staying in the SouthNorthern BirdsAre desperate ugly hippos dressed in BurberryWith a peanut for a brainAnd an accent that makes you want to dieNow you've been warnedThey're all physically deformedNorthern birdsAre all obeseAnd they're riddled with diseaseTry to escapeNorthern sex is worse than rapeStay down south and mark my wordsStear well clear of northern birdsNorthern birdsNorthern birds

He's completely vile.

Snakes and some other reptiles have hemipenises and also hemiclitores.

I learnt this on Radio 4, which I am sure my mother listened to because it was respectable...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hemipenis

I think it’s dragonflies that do this…

anyway, the females pretend to be dead when the male tries to mate her. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.

The smiley faced animal also throws its offspring at predators
I can't think of it's name. It is something like the boiling kitchen tap?
It's driving me crazy, I'll have to google

Got it

Just typed this all out…and gotta type it again

So ducks…well most people know males have a corkscrew penis but females are amazing too. She has two channels in her vagina. When a male is raping her (cos they do seem to gang rape her at times), if she doesn’t like that male, she will send him down a dead end. He toddles off after thinking he’s successful, when in fact she’s just waiting for one she likes. That one will be allowed to fertilise her eggs.

Kangaroos once mature always have 3 joeys. One out of the pouch, one in the pouch, and then she’s pregnant which she will choose to release once the current pouch joey has left.

It’s always amazing watching this tiny jelly bean sized baby crawl its way up to the pouch. Some people believe they are born there. They really aren’t. They are born out of the vagina like every mammal, and then this tiny, blind, deaf, naked jellybean has to crawl it’s way up to the pouch, find it’s way in, and then attach itself to the nipple where it stays attached until weaned

Ok now it’s proof that twitter is obsessed with trans issues since they are one asking why we are talking about this…when it has nothing to do with trans!

“Boiling kitchen tap”

Also, crocodiles have permanent erections!! So many blue balls for the poor croc

I will stop posting eventually

Two more!!!

there’s a species of marsupials that look like a mouse called a Antechinus. During breeding season, the male will stop eating, sleeping and drinking and will literally have sex with any female until they die. 12 hours of continuous sex and then dead…

Also, flatworms will fence each other with their sex organs before mating. They are hermaphrodites and they will both grow a dagger like organ and fence. The winner stabs the loser and the loser will become pregnant.

AND!!!! Sheep have the highest rate of homosexuality in the animal kingdom (after humans of course)

😄 I couldn't think of the name of that either!

Have Tom cats been done with their barbed, spikey penis?
No wonder the females screech

I think you’re thinking of a Qooker or something similar spelling