Male kangaroos has 3 penises

[MrsMurphyIWish]

They don’t. But I was reading Adam Kay’s “Kay’s Anatomy” with my 8 year old son and we got onto reproduction and female kangaroos have 3 vaginas. My son asked, “so do male kangaroos have 3 penises?”. They don’t. They have one what splits - we researched it.

I’m just wondering what kangaroos would identify as if they have 3 vaginas and 2 penises?

If you find this sort of nonsense funny, watch Green Porno - the Isabella Rosellini shorts:

Utterly hilarious and brilliant. Like this one about a ducks many chambered vagina.
What a woman she is 😂

Genitals are so ugly.

maybe we should be like birds and rub glands?

defo no confusion of gender then.

Oh. I thought it was to stop their hand from slipping off the end.

Nearly pissed myself!

Or they can have a Jill jab to bring them out of season.
Male ferrets also come into season, turn yellow, and need to be kept separated.

Adam Kay is such a grim little man :(
This is a song he wrote, please bear in mind as a obstetrician he is responsible for women at the most vulnerable time in their lives.
Adam Kay & Suman Biswas - Northern Birds lyrics This is a national service announcement for all menIf you go to BoltonIf you go to ManchesterOr creweNewcastle, or ScarboroughYork, or Scunthorp, Bradford, Barnsley tooOr GrimsbyListen up to what we have to sayNorthern birds are lazy ugly whores who smell of burgersSo don't have too much to drinkOr you might fuck oneAnd end up getting aidsThere's nothing funTo be found off the M1Northern birds are lower classSlags who take it up the arseThey're in the sackAfter one cider and blackBut they're fucking awful ridesand your dick won't touch the sidesDa-da-da-da-da-daDa-da-da-daNorthern BirdsDa-da-da-da-daIf you really have toGo up north then follow our adviceFight away the womenOr you'll find yourself with Pubic liceAnd herpesYour much better staying in the SouthNorthern BirdsAre desperate ugly hippos dressed in BurberryWith a peanut for a brainAnd an accent that makes you want to dieNow you've been warnedThey're all physically deformedNorthern birdsAre all obeseAnd they're riddled with diseaseTry to escapeNorthern sex is worse than rapeStay down south and mark my wordsStear well clear of northern birdsNorthern birdsNorthern birds

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Ha!

I saw birds mating when I was a child, (on a tree branch right outside the window of my room), and noticed the absence of any penis.

It made me think then of what might happen if humans used, say, wind pollination for pregnancies. Flashers would be extremely dangerous (hiding behind the corner of a building, opening the raincoat and bam!) But I thought it was preferably to having bees crawling all over your genital area.

I agree. I’m a teacher and I actually think the book is patronising (putting aside my biases about him aside). My son (ASD) found it hilarious though so I pursued with it. I’ve also bought Dr Ranj’s book and having a skim, I think that’s a better book. It took to the end of the book to get to the fascinating fact about kangaroos!

Where I work we have so many pigeons, despite the pigeon spikes. Against our work room window we see the pigeons in all their glory.

@unclebuck I used to love Amateur Transplants and had a couple of their CDs. I listened to one about 3 years ago. They are now in a landfill somewhere.

As do humans,if they are feeding a newborn and a toddler for example.

Really?

How do boobs know who's suckling?

What if you swap over?

Ducks have a spiral penis. Like one of those turkey twizzlers that Jamie Oliver hates so much. Sometimes the drakes get too wound up and they get stuck out, it's not a great situation.

IIRC (and I'm not going to google) pigs produce vast quantities of semen, but it contains a lot of not very good sperm.

And someone I know used to work on a stud farm. She once had to take a vial of ejaculate from a stallion to a different stud, and to keep it warm she stuffed it down her cleavage.

I thought that it was frozen in liquid nitrogen.

Not when wanted for a mare in season 30 miles down the road...

🤣🤣🤣

Very common in marsupials - quokkas are notorious for it. I think monotremes do the same.

Quolls will eat small wallabies and tasmanian devils can tackle a small kangaroo, so thylacenes would almost certainly have eaten at least an occasional kangaroo.

I have nothing of any use to add to this thread! But god it's fascinating.

As you were carry on!

Okies. FIL is a beef farmer. Liquid nitrogen is a big thing in his world.

I highly recommend this TED talk...

https://www.ted.com/talks/carinbondarrthebirdssandtheebeesareejustthee_beginning

Just reread this thread and it reminded me of something.

I went to a nearby wildfowl reserve and they were having a wild animal day. They'd brought in a bunch of small animals for the kids to look at. One was a little wallaby in an enclosure. I was chatting to his keeper, when he (the wallaby) extended his penis and started beating it against the ground. To break the sudden embarrassed silence I said, 'so...it's a boy then'.

Perhaps you had to be there.

A female kangeroo being chased by a predator will strategically take her Joey out of her pouch and throw it to the predator to save herself. Teaching kids about nature is such a bonding experience 😂

Kangaroos can throw?

The pouch is quite muscular, I think it's more like an ejector seat.

Oh we truly didn't 😱😂