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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Soda bread

79 replies

DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 16:50

Where did that thread go. I was about to share my secret recipe for sofa bread.

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SinnerBoy · 09/01/2023 00:21

*BlessedKali · Yesterday 20:57

However I am wondering when I will need to start calling my sourdough mother, the sourdough birthing parent?

Sourdx and doualx, obvs!

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 09/01/2023 01:10

I apologise for bringing down the tone of the other thread with my observations about soda bread. I can also ruin warm chocolate fudge cake for you all if you’d like me to.

The deleted thread was an absolute masterclass and I’m so annoyed it’s been zapped. It was a perfect example of the genre. Still, I’m sure they’ll be back. (They being the collective group of bots, I’m not misgendering anyone).

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 09/01/2023 01:11

Loving sourdough birthing parent. Will also have to rename my apple cider vinegar with “the birth giver”

IcakethereforeIam · 09/01/2023 01:11

Yeasty menGrin

WiseUpJanetWeiss · 09/01/2023 09:49

*You can name change on the app. Go to the three little lines at the top right and click on My Mumsnet. In there is where to change name. You do need to be logged in to be able to do it

@WiseUpJanetWeiss and I love your username*

Thanks! It was a spur of the moment change years ago but it seems kind of fitting. Frank knew he was a man.

MiladeeBeserko · 09/01/2023 10:32

DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 22:26

Nonsense.

Taking the heel off the hot bread fresh out of the oven and melting butter on it is the food of god's

I agree that it's the food of the Gods hot and buttered but you either have to eat it all while it's hot or leave the whole loaf until it cools. Cutting does ruin it.

This was a long argued point with my mother when we were young, but with lots of siblings, we usually won and ate it all straight from the oven. My mum started making several at once to overcome the issue!

ArabellaScott · 09/01/2023 10:49

SteveHarringtonsChestHair · 09/01/2023 01:10

I apologise for bringing down the tone of the other thread with my observations about soda bread. I can also ruin warm chocolate fudge cake for you all if you’d like me to.

The deleted thread was an absolute masterclass and I’m so annoyed it’s been zapped. It was a perfect example of the genre. Still, I’m sure they’ll be back. (They being the collective group of bots, I’m not misgendering anyone).

It lives on on archive.today, I believe.

BernardBlacksMolluscs · 09/01/2023 12:59

Literally just marking my place to keep hold of the soda bread recipe

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 09/01/2023 13:10

DanseAvecLesLoups · 08/01/2023 18:12

Well here it is:

250g of strong wholemeal flour
250g of strong white flour
100g of oats
40g of butter
560ml buttermilk
Pinch of salt
2 X teaspoon of baking soda

Mix the dry ingredients together, rub the butter into the mix, gently fold the buttermilk into the set mix. Fashion a round loaf, cross it with a sharp knife. Bang in a preheated oven at 180 degrees for 45-50 mins. Eat hot from the oven with trans butter (margarine) or President butter.

Bit late to the party here, but I love a good recipe.

When you say oats, what kind? Rolled oats or oatmeal, and if oatmeal, fine, medium or coarse? TIA.

DanseAvecLesLoups · 09/01/2023 22:17

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 09/01/2023 13:10

Bit late to the party here, but I love a good recipe.

When you say oats, what kind? Rolled oats or oatmeal, and if oatmeal, fine, medium or coarse? TIA.

Rolled oats I use these bad boys.

Soda bread
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Nellodee · 09/01/2023 22:23

Trans sour dough doesn’t need birthing parents. It uses self raising flour.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 09/01/2023 22:25

Thank you, Danse, I doubt I can get hold of those in London but I'll give your recipe a try some time soon, I hope.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 09/01/2023 22:26

... and now I see you can get them in Sainsbury's. OK, will look out for them.

BlessedKali · 09/01/2023 22:50

Nellodee · 09/01/2023 22:23

Trans sour dough doesn’t need birthing parents. It uses self raising flour.

Hahahaha. .... Well, better than being so plain flour you have to come out with bi (carbonate of soda) just to raise yourself up a little

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 10/01/2023 10:00

If you want a soda bread that is still nice the next day, I can recommend the all-oats Flahavan's porridge bread. Makes excellent toast, and after a day can be sliced really thin - sublime with smoked salmon.

Bring down the patriarchy one sandwich at a time.

For those exiled from Ireland, other brands of oats work very well too.

www.flahavans.ie/recipe/mary-flahavans-porridge-bread/

Mary Flahavan’s Porridge Bread

Makes 1 loaf Takes 60 minutes

INGREDIENTS:

1 large tub (500ml) of natural yogurt
1 beaten egg
1 tbsp. treacle (optional)
300g (12oz) Flahavan’s Progress Oatlets (or Flahavan’s Gluten Free Oats)
2 tsp bread soda
2 tbsp. mixed seeds (optional)
½ tsp salt (optional)
METHOD:

Place the yoghurt, beaten egg and treacle in a bowl and stir well.
Mix the oats, bread soda, seeds and salt in a separate bowl, add to the yogurt mixture and stir thoroughly.
Place in a greased or parchment lined 2lb loaf tin, sprinkle with oats and bake at 180°C / 350°F / Gas mark 4 for 30 minutes.
Lower temperature to 150°C / 300°F / Gas mark 2 and cook for a further 30 minutes.

Mary’s Tip:
A sweeter version of this bread can be made by adding some dried fruits or you can use chopped sundried tomatoes and basil for a savoury version.
To prevent the treacle from sticking to the spoon, coat it with oil before use.

CeratopsofthePharoahs · 11/01/2023 08:53

Gluten free bread is non bindery unless you add xantham gum, it just falls apart.

I love soda bread, but everyone else in my family hates it, the swines.

SelfPortraitWithHagstone · 11/01/2023 13:54

Ooh, that sounds nice. And well done to everyone who stayed the course in the old thread, I read to about page 10 on the archived version and then lost the will to go on...

BTW, please tell me that "Progress Oatlets" are woke versions of perfectly good ordinary oatlets...?

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 11/01/2023 14:34

I suspect Progress Oatlets were progressing for a century or so before anyone was 'woke'.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 11/01/2023 15:52

Ocado do Flahavan's Oats too, so I've ordered some. I think of oats as a particularly Scottish thing, but are they also an Irish speciality?

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 11/01/2023 16:04

Anywhere north and west and cool and damp I think.

IcakethereforeIam · 11/01/2023 18:08

Just seen that weetabix is trending on twitter. I thought '!?', but some MP's being stupid again.

StillWeRise · 11/01/2023 22:42

intriguing, what is bread soda please?
for cheapskates, Aldi do a lookalike version of these oats

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 11/01/2023 23:01

I'm assuming bicarbonate of soda or baking soda, which I think are the same thing as each other.

DeanVolecapeAKAelderberry · 12/01/2023 06:46

Yes, baking soda/bicarb - NOT baking powder, because the yogurt provides the acid needed for the rise. A staple available in every foodstore in Ireland.

I use the baking soda/yogurt combo when I make scones and they're perfectly edible, if unlikely to win beauty prizes, and very quick and simple.

ChewtonRoad · 12/01/2023 08:07

Are there YRBRAs (yeast raised bread rights activists) who want to take down those of us who try soda bread? I do feel put upon by them.

I weighed the ingredients, made sure the bicarb was active, had a tub of good buttermilk, and persevered even though the dough was very lazy slack.

Into the oven at 180 where it looked sullen and didn't do much for ten minutes, then decided to start to brown. It never did rise as it should have but smelled wheat-y during baking. It tastes all right with salted butter, but I wouldn't share with anyone since it looks like nothing on earth.

Would it have been better to start the baking at 200 rather than 180?