Eloquent and concise! I was welling up by the end of it:
"If together we turn our full attention to this grave threat to enlightenment values, if together we break through the wall of silence and fear on this issue, to reject the taboos and speech codes to which we are all suddenly subject, then together, we may find ourselves better able to fight whatever unexpected, viral threat the Internet has in store for us next. Thank you."
I hope the party was fun too, @Glinner - you deserve a break from the constant battle and have paid such a high price for supporting women's rights and protecting children.
If you find that anyone filmed that speech, do come back and let us know.
ps. the "I thought it was obvious" refrain reminded me of this song by Au Pairs:
"It's Obvious"
Chorus
You’re equal
But different
You’re equal
But different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
You’re equal but different
It’s obvious (it's obvious)
It’s obvious (it's obvious)
It’s obvious (it's obvious)
So obvious (so obvious)
It’s obvious (it's obvious)
So obvious (so obvious)
It’s obvious (it's obvious)
So obvious (so obvious)