Dear The Guardian,
'Member back when you were anticapitalist? Now you're actually paying money in the middle of a mad recession for this whole dope to generate weird bigoted clickbait that seems.... less outraged (as is the tradition) than just dull, tired, unoriginal, behind-the-Times (literally!) and not really trying. Worse, this particular piece treats BOTH women and trans people as acceptable collateral damage.
What's actually even in here that's of any substance, provides and useful or new or even accurate information, provokes critical and constructive thought? Let's see ...
...a venue with gender-neutral toilets, but by the time her team arrived, handmade paper signs saying “men” and “ladies” had been stuck on the doors – underlining the point that, with her in charge, no one would ever have to suffer the indignity of the unisex toilet again... How is this Badenoch's responsibility? It's little hand-written slips of paper like my granddad would make (he doesn't like computers). Not even dastardly stickers! Anyone could have placed them there. (Also, if Zoe had proper respect for TRAs, she wouldn't be conflating gender and sex.)
Mordaunt referenced Thatcher’s “every prime minister needs a Willie” remark, giving it a new twist: “A woman like me doesn’t have one.” Look, here's Thatcher! You like Thatcher! Thatcher was a woman, and so am I!! Mordaunt may be guilty of something here, but it's hardly trans-baiting. Stop dragging innocent people in to generate outrage clicks whilst... checks notes ... hypocritically berating others for... um... the "cynical unkindness of using a minority group ... as a talking point".
Liz Truss wowed an audience of Leeds Tories by telling them “a woman is a woman”... and? Nothing specifically to do with Trans people. Stop othering everybody, Zoe!! ...while Rishi Sunak pledged in the Mail on Sunday that he would reverse the “recent trends to erase women via the use of clumsy, gender-neutral language”. Is Zoe equating misogyny with trans people now? Or blaming trans people for it? Why? (Oh, wait: $$$$$$$$$$$$$).
Even if we park (and I’m loth to) the sheer, cynical unkindness of using a minority group’s right to exist as a talking point in a popularity contest... You certainly ARE "loth" to stop using a minority group irrelevantly for your own gain, Zoe, as you've been doing it for almost a page now!
How could any person of serious intent be concentrating on “clumsy, gender-neutral language”? How could they not be?
Trans issues, which had been posed as two separate questions (participation in sport and rights more generally), came in at 26th and 27th, in a list of 28. But we're not talking about trans issues here, are we, Zoe? At least, the leadership candidates aren't. Based on your selected examples, they're mainly talking about equality and women's rights. YOU'RE talking about trans people. Ignorantly.
It’s just a tawdry play to divide the left, so that instead of building a coherent critique of this shambles of a government, instead of laying out a platform on which they are united, Labour MPs are signing open letters to each other about drivel. If the Conservatives are shambolically bad, why is that not GOOD for Labour? And while we're on the subject, what's the purpose of YOUR "tawdry ploy"? (Oh, never mind, here it is: to make a buck for me - fuck everybody else).
Even the pic on the article is confused: "Bad news for Badenoch: gender-neutral toilets" with a pic of someone opening a door with symbols of a 1950s-era stylised stick figure in a dress next to another in Star Trek pyjamas. That's anything BUT "gender-neutral".
I'd hire an editor and a fact-checker, The Guardian - bin Zoe's column to pay for it; I'll be happy to look at Shutterstock cat pictures instead and your readers would benefit and well.
Best,
Serena