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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

I bloody love women

90 replies

Sexnotgender · 28/09/2021 15:19

Despite the absolute carnival of shite being thrown at us we are amazing.

That we can laugh even through this nonsense is fantastic.

Keep on keeping on. We will win and we will celebrate ❤️

I bloody love women
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ArabellaScott · 28/09/2021 15:20
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Artichokeleaves · 28/09/2021 15:21

I do very much enjoy that instead of screaming threats of violence and hate in response to this awful provocation, women just immediately and acutely remove the michael. Grin

RedDogsBeg · 28/09/2021 15:23
Grin

I'm struggling with all the dinosaurs that seem to be accompanying the women's rights, they take up a hell of a lot of space and you can't get them into boxes in order to stack them neatly.

ArabellaScott · 28/09/2021 15:44

If you thought cats were hard to herd, try feminist dinosaurs.

Helleofabore · 28/09/2021 16:22

Hang on!!!

What's Julie done with the wives she has promised women? And the piles of money from the Heritage Foundation?

ArabellaScott · 28/09/2021 16:26

Dinosaurs ate em.

BraveBananaBadge · 28/09/2021 16:31

I hit like on that Tweet without a moment's thought. I tweet using my real name. Sincerely doubt anyone will notice or raise it with me, but I really don't care anymore if they do #radicalised Grin

Artichokeleaves · 28/09/2021 17:00

I'm still waiting for the Reagan funded nuns. Possibly they parachute in as needed, like ninjas.

At this point, it really couldn't get any more silly.

PronounssheRa · 28/09/2021 17:12

@Helleofabore

Hang on!!!

What's Julie done with the wives she has promised women? And the piles of money from the Heritage Foundation?

kept them all to herself, hoarder that she is.

There will be cupboards full of wife's and cash chez bindel.

Glenthebattleostrich · 28/09/2021 17:14

@Helleofabore

Hang on!!!

What's Julie done with the wives she has promised women? And the piles of money from the Heritage Foundation?

Probably cant get to them because of all the rights she has hoarded. We all have that cupboard with stuff at the back we can't quite reach and so aren't sure what's there.
Beamur · 28/09/2021 17:17

@ArabellaScott

If you thought cats were hard to herd, try feminist dinosaurs.
Grin
334bu · 28/09/2021 17:28

I wonder what the collective name for us " hoarding dinosaurs" would be? A Scrooge perhaps?

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 28/09/2021 17:29

@ArabellaScott

If you thought cats were hard to herd, try feminist dinosaurs.
Especially when we've been mis-specied as dinosaurs when we should have been the material reality of dragons (so to speak).
ArabellaScott · 28/09/2021 17:34

You can tell its a cult because of the dragons.

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 28/09/2021 17:45

@ArabellaScott

You can tell its a cult because of the dragons.
Word, but given the connection of snakes and dragons and the assertive nature of both, I'm good with being vipers and dragons who are protecting our rights.

Just who is going to film our origin story in which it's revealed that we're misunderstood and unjustly maligned and portrayed?

EsmaCannonball · 28/09/2021 17:48

I'm really sorry but I opened the door to my box room and the right of a single woman to take out a mortgage and the right of a woman to act in a stage play without being regarded as a prostitute both managed to escape. (She's old that last one but, by god, she can move fast.) I'm hanging round the local train station to see if I can spot them, and I've alerted all the ports and airports. Sorry to anyone who was planning to buy a house and, you know, Dame Judi, Imelda and everyone. Hang in there, we'll get them back.

ArabellaScott · 28/09/2021 17:52

Ooh, I just found the right of a woman to continue teaching after marriage - it was stuffed down the back of the sofa! Naughty me!

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 28/09/2021 17:52

I would dearly like a rights version of Who let the dogs out right now. (About to retire to my fainting couch, rights reserved, between meetings. Am too tired to go and fetch the soup to sustain me.)

Sophoclesthefox · 28/09/2021 17:53

Grin esma

I hoarded loads of women’s rights from the nineties, but they’re not legal currency any more. Still historically interesting, though!

RottenRowGal · 28/09/2021 17:57

@EsmaCannonball

I'm really sorry but I opened the door to my box room and the right of a single woman to take out a mortgage and the right of a woman to act in a stage play without being regarded as a prostitute both managed to escape. (She's old that last one but, by god, she can move fast.) I'm hanging round the local train station to see if I can spot them, and I've alerted all the ports and airports. Sorry to anyone who was planning to buy a house and, you know, Dame Judi, Imelda and everyone. Hang in there, we'll get them back.
Grin
EmbarrassingAdmissions · 28/09/2021 18:01

We'll end up like the remains of the people on wards who are mocked by the children undergoing death-conditioning in Brave New World - in fact, a fair amount of this sounds more familiar and relevant to the general travel of contemporary events than I'd recalled.

www.penguin.co.uk/articles/2017/margaret-atwood-introduces-a-brand-new-world.html

JoodyBlue · 28/09/2021 19:43

My favourite discovery of a hoarded right was the right for women to be served in pubs which has been hoarded since 1982. If we give that one back, I wonder if the rights clamourers will be quite as keen on opting into the no-fun-fest. Maybe they will just choose to disguise themselves as men on a night out.

EmbarrassingAdmissions · 28/09/2021 19:49

My favourite discovery of a hoarded right was the right for women to be served in pubs which has been hoarded since 1982. If we give that one back,

To be fair, it seems as if that one is already being recalled from some women in Scotland, iirc. the venues Doctors and Crossed [X] come to mind.

Odense · 28/09/2021 19:52

Oh. Balls. I’ve got the right to apply for a credit card shoved down the back of the shoe cupboard. I’ll get a broom and hook it out.

Soz

JoodyBlue · 28/09/2021 19:54

Sad @EmbarrassingAdmissions - yes I had forgotten that. Chilling really. Even the most ridiculous scenarios that appear satirical have echos in life these days. Glinner makes the point that he can't write comedy now in this environment because the extreme is daily life. Madness. Still keep the levity, we need some of it. Perhaps those wonderful women might disguise themselves in suits and moustaches and try again.