And my getting 2008 and 2012 mixed up excuses the nonsense that has been posted about the article?
Are you this belligerent in real life, Dido? Because it must get pretty wearing to maintain that level of hostility towards people who have a different opinion from you.
Anyway: the Liddle article. This is what he wrote:
"I never found out because the one thing stopping me from being a teacher was that I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids. It seemed to me virtually impossible not to, and I was convinced that I’d be right in there, on day one. We’re talking secondary school level here, by the way — and even then I don’t think I’d have dabbled much below year ten, as it is now called. I just thought we ought to clear that up early on."
Your argument, as I understand it, is that people who read the words "I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids" as meaning "I could not remotely conceive of not trying to shag the kids" are egregiously misrepresenting Liddle's intention. What fools they are to imagine that he means what he says! Obviously Liddle is portraying himself as some comic character who can't control his sexual urges towards young girls, and therefore we're not to take him literally. Because comic characters who have sexual urges towards young girls are absolutely hilarious, aren't they?
You see, I don't know if Liddle really couldn't stop himself having sex with underage teenage girls, or whether he just thinks it's funny to pretend that he couldn't. Whichever it is, he still comes across as an utterly shitty individual.