Powerful International Lesbian Syndicate - they are everywhere!!!

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Not being a Lesbian, I was unaware until very recently of the Powerful International Lesbian Syndicate behind the mysterious TERF Cult of Ju-Li Bin-Del - but once you see it, they are everywhere!

First there was a tip-off in Pink News, then a heart-rending sob-story by former cult member, Canadian Meghan Murphy!

"TERF$: The female-obsessed cult that took me to the pub and also fed me dinner"

www.feministcurrent.com/2020/05/17/terf-the-female-obsessed-cult-that-took-me-to-the-pub-and-also-fed-me-dinner/

It all seemed too outlandish to be true - until Ju-Li Bin-Del herself gave a rare interview to rival publication Penis News! With a surprise twist in the tail as Murphy does a U-Turn!

Bindel admits to being queen pin of gender critical cult and head of 'mail-order bride agency' for "international lezzer market"

• Accusations of "not being a proper lesbian" prompt resignation

• 'Research' was front for "trafficking of women for marriage"

• Steps down as lesbian cult leader. Meghan Murphy now in power

archive.is/yFTmG

I must say I am enjoying all this on twitter. But then I read Viz as a student.

Where do I get my club badge and t-shirt by the way?

I imagine only after you've collected enough recruitment tokens to get your toaster oven.

I have about a million Yeokens - does that count?

Hold on a minute, I've had coffee with Leanne (pictured in OP). So am I a member of the cult? Shouldn't I get a badge or something?

Were you held captive by Leanne and forced fed the coffee in the cult ?

Shedbuilder I think that makes you a hag hag?

One for lesbians:
wildwomynworkshop.com/store/t-shirts/lesbian-conspiracy-feminist-t-shirt-for-lesbians-only/?

And one for allies
wildwomynworkshop.com/store/t-shirts/lesbian-conspiracy-feminist-t-shirt-for-straight-allies/?

I’m rather dissatisfied as it happens. I’ve collected all my recruitment tokens with receipts, sent them off to Hq but I’ve still not received my mail order lesbian bride. Who do I contact about this?

Not that I can remember, Littlebrowndog. I remember meeting up with her and others in a cafe, having a coffee and a chat and then leaving and coming home. But perhaps there was something in the coffee that made me forget signing my life over to the cult. It was a branch of Cafe Nero. That's obviously their hang-out. Flock there, GC women, and see what happens...

My last recruitment tokens are a bit old as I went into semi retirement when I got married. Are they still valid, do you think? The last thing a member of the international lesbian syndicate bought me wasn't even dinner, it was a mocha and a biscotti...

(Apparently some of the more excitable TRAs are babbling about hit men now? I think they may have been watching too many films during lockdown. I loved the John Wick films too but just so you know, they're fiction, Keanu isn't actually a hit man, and I'm pretty sure Ian McShane doesn't really run a hotel in New York.)

I'm pretty sure Ian McShane doesn't really run a hotel in New York.)

He's busy with his antiques trading in Suffolk.

I'm pretty sure Ian McShane doesn't really run a hotel in New York.)

He's busy with his antiques trading in Suffolk.

He does break the fourth wall a lot, though. As does Fleabag. Who flirted with a lesbian. The conspiracy is deep. I suspect they communicate via the TV, directly to camera. I'm fairly sure I was recruited early on by Xena and Gabrielle.

Hang on - is my sister in the Cabal? Is she a Grand wizard or something? That would actually explain an awful lot...

I'm in a total huff, btw, I thought I was in the cult but now it turns out I've been shunned. I have spent a lot of time getting my badges, but it turns out I've no wife, no laminated membership card and not even any biscuits, let alone fancy Italian ones.

It's a con, everyone! Rubbishest cult I've ever been in. Off to chap the Moonies, instead.

(side note, Also, I LOVE Sirkka Liisa Kontigen's work, what an honour to have a portrait by her!)/recommence huff.

If you have to ask then yes. It's been under our noses this whole time! I still think they only busted El Chapo so Julie could take over Sinaloa. The conspiracy runs deep, friends, and there's your US right wing connection.

Did you learn the pledge though? also the special handshake and the secret language of which flower to wear in your buttonhole on which day?

Amateur...

See, Julie running Sinaloa would also explain the hitman stuff they've now started banging on about (but not to the police, curiously enough). It all makes sense!

If the hitman is less attractive than Keanu the non-lesbian auxiliary arm will be asking for a refund.

There's an existing thread about this here! www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3912202-feminist-movement-is-a-cult-that-grooms-controls-and-abuses-according-to-a-lesbian-who-managed-to-escape-Amy-Dyess

And in fact a revived thread from some months ago www.mumsnet.com/Talk/womens_rights/3676816-In-support-of-Amy-Dyess

Yes, but those threads are rather more specifically about Dyess, and I'm not happy to participate in that anymore. Very happy to chuckle about daft TRA fantasies about The League of Extraordinary Lesbians.

I don't know about any pledges. [mutters, kicks floor]

Practising a right petted lip, though.

Stumbled, I don't want to post on those threads now. I think several posters realised that it would be a kindness to move on from discussions about that individual.

Right. I'm saving up yeokens, then - can we also use those Naked Wine tokens for like £5,000 of free catpiss? I'm sure I could get a hitman for one of them. A crate of hitmen, probs.

Are we meant to have capes? I think I still have one a black velvet one back from when I was Very Very Goth, though it may be at my dad's house. Ruling the world by being naff at them!

Ocado vouchers?

I have a waterproof cape. And a fake nose.

Yeah, I think the general conclusion was that as Amy is being taken advantage of by some very unpleasant people the best thing to do would be to shift discussion back to those people and their comically absurd attempts to turn back the tide with conspiracy theories.

I'm probably good enough with makeup to disguise someone if I had to (and could be bothered).