I've had men at work, and bizarrely het women on here, argue that the female body is objectively nicest to look at
I don't know what you find so bizarre about that. I suppose you (general you) can argue till the cows come home that everything we find "objectively" beautiful is just a social construct and there is no valid reason why we find kittens prettier than the naked mole rat (cat haters and those who are only interested in "inner beauty aside)
I personally think there are far more women in the world who range from pretty to beautiful to stunning than there are men.
I'm heterosexual and objectively I find most men physically unattractive apart from the very few I'm attracted to. On the other hand, every workplace, social gathering etc. will have women (whom I'm not in the least bit interested in sexually) I think are good looking.
Do you not see that the point is that there isn't a picture of Hugh F-W, but a model in a swimsuit? I doubt that if it was an article about a young, slim woman swimming they would have a picture of a middle aged man instead
Not sure who the "you" is who doesn't get that point. I get that point. The other point is, whether you like it or not, the click through rate from a picture of an average middle aged man will be lower.