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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Cuckoos in a red nest

174 replies

Yspadadden · 25/02/2019 08:22

Have you ever watched a little bird who's been duped by a cuckoo? She won't notice that her eggs have been pushed out and smashed. She won't notice that 'her' baby is towering over her whilst she exhausts herself feeding it. If you try to relieve her of that cuckoo, she'll fight for it as though it were her own.

That's nature. Cuckoos have not (as far as I know) taken over the world and driven sparrows and tits to extinction - but in hard times, they sure as heck don't help, and I see a sci-fi plot developing. What if you realised an aggressive alien group making Progress (note capital 'P') by strategically planting cuckoos in all the places little birds are threatened?

You'll have to box clever to deal with it - remember, if you attack the cuckoos, the little birds will turn on you and injure themselves the worse and anyway, a baby cuckoo has not done anything wrong. It really is not your enemy. something else is.

OP posts:
ErrolTheDragon · 28/02/2019 08:53

It's a cardinal sin not to stick to the subject of the OP. No mocking bird puns allowed.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 28/02/2019 08:55

If you don't stay on subject you'll have egrets

Cuckoos in a red nest
sackrifice · 28/02/2019 08:56

I might actually hate sack

Go cold turkey, it's the best way. Grin

Im literally just winging it.

ErrolTheDragon · 28/02/2019 09:01

Maybe the OP will reflect that without a fully fledged idea, we're liable to lark around, and may clutch at puns for some cheep humour.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 28/02/2019 09:08

the standard of discourse on MN has certainly declined. they let any old Chiffchaff in now

I don't see why we should hang out the Bunting for a frankly confusing OP

they came across as a bit of a Goose

Cuckoos in a red nest
Justhadathought · 28/02/2019 09:14

I once saw a cormorant.

We regularly see cormorants here in Liverpool. If you look at a cormorant drying its wings - outstretched at full tilt - you will recognise some of the origins of the famous Liver Bird.

Tanith · 28/02/2019 09:23

It’s not a pile-on - nice bit of gaslighting there! No-one’s attacking the Op, there’s nothing to attack!

Cryptic couple of messages; “Well, if you don’t know, I’m not going to tell you!”
Quite a few women know that scenario rather well and no longer engage.

No wonder they start talking about birds!

NeurotrashWarrior · 28/02/2019 09:30

I guess an analogy needs to be comprehensible

It was porchageese as far as I was concerned.

It's not a cardinal sin to mock metaphors that fly in the face of sanity,

Weezol · 28/02/2019 12:41

Choughing hell, are we still going? Is it my tern to do a pun?

FemalePersonator · 28/02/2019 17:51

Choughing hell, are we still going?

Wren in Rome...

hipsterfun · 28/02/2019 23:59

Sweet jay-sus, yes we are!

ErrolTheDragon · 01/03/2019 00:14

I hope the op doesn't think we're a fowl brood of bustards.Sad

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 01/03/2019 07:54

I'm finding everyone's unwillingness to take the OP seriously thoroughly unpheasant

FemalePersonator · 01/03/2019 07:55

Nah. We're just a buncha chicks hanging out, chatting.

SophoclesTheFox · 01/03/2019 08:14

A few ruffled feathers in this thread! Let’s not fowl out about it though.

FemalePersonator · 01/03/2019 11:33

Egg-celent idea.

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly · 01/03/2019 15:13

yes, we really shouldn't grouse about differences of opinion

FemalePersonator · 01/03/2019 15:32

I've run out of puns so am just winging it, now.

TundraDweller · 01/03/2019 15:40

BernardBlacksWineIcelolly

I particularly like what you did here:

thoroughly unpheasant

sackrifice · 01/03/2019 23:07

I can't be plovered so I've ducked out.

Whoot ha thought we would swan and and out so swiftly?

This thread is dead as a dodo.

ErrolTheDragon · 01/03/2019 23:43

It's not dead, it's resting. Pining for the fjords.

FemalePersonator · 02/03/2019 07:17

I can't believe that in a thread about women no one has mentioned boobies!

I'm the first!

Puffin out my chest with pride

Iused2BanOptimist · 02/03/2019 09:40

The UN seems to be trying to send a message about not discriminating when deciding if you fancy a shag. I love seeing shags sunning themselves on the rocks.

NeurotrashWarrior · 02/03/2019 09:45

I did. I googled there's several sorts

Regarding the clarity of the original post, Pigeon English would have made more sense.

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