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Feminism: Sex and gender discussions

Cuckoos in a red nest

174 replies

Yspadadden · 25/02/2019 08:22

Have you ever watched a little bird who's been duped by a cuckoo? She won't notice that her eggs have been pushed out and smashed. She won't notice that 'her' baby is towering over her whilst she exhausts herself feeding it. If you try to relieve her of that cuckoo, she'll fight for it as though it were her own.

That's nature. Cuckoos have not (as far as I know) taken over the world and driven sparrows and tits to extinction - but in hard times, they sure as heck don't help, and I see a sci-fi plot developing. What if you realised an aggressive alien group making Progress (note capital 'P') by strategically planting cuckoos in all the places little birds are threatened?

You'll have to box clever to deal with it - remember, if you attack the cuckoos, the little birds will turn on you and injure themselves the worse and anyway, a baby cuckoo has not done anything wrong. It really is not your enemy. something else is.

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Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 09:35

Not the level of emoji use

The level that didnt recognise the sarcasm...

VickyEadie · 27/02/2019 15:52

I really do have no idea exactly what the OP was driving at. As this is FWR, is it about women's rights in the Labour party? Who does the OP think the cuckoo is? Is it the new women's officer, is it Mr Izzard, is it Corbyn? I genuinely can't work it out.

LangCleg · 27/02/2019 15:57

Personally, I'm going with Schrödinger's cuckoo.

FloralBuntingIsObnoxious · 27/02/2019 16:09
FemalePersonator · 27/02/2019 16:24

**

In stork contrast to my willingness to participate!

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 17:57

stork contrast

Hahahahahahahahahaaahhahahaaaaaa

Grin
FemalePersonator · 27/02/2019 18:36

Your tern now to make a bad pun, rufus.

hipsterfun · 27/02/2019 19:08

Is the OP for real, or am I gull-ible?

ErrolTheDragon · 27/02/2019 19:10

If her ornithological analogy had been about bearded tits I’d have instantly known what it was about.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 19:12

I only make good puns

Its a curse Sad

< trots off to google puns>

FloralBuntingIsObnoxious · 27/02/2019 20:26

A excellent bird pun comes into the thread, ten people are killed instantly.

Pun in, ten dead.

hipsterfun · 27/02/2019 20:28

End figurative violence!

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 20:37

Im still trying to think of something funny

I may be some time...

sackrifice · 27/02/2019 21:25

Im still trying to think of something funny

Just duck out with no egrets.

It's all got a bit hawkward.

NeurotrashWarrior · 27/02/2019 21:26

It's just a big booby.

sackrifice · 27/02/2019 21:31

It could even be ill eagle

NeurotrashWarrior · 27/02/2019 21:35

I owled at this:

42 "TONY BLAIR" it cries before the universe folds in on itself again*

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 21:36

Youre just showing off now sack Grin

NeurotrashWarrior · 27/02/2019 21:37

We need that chick from ill-eagle-y blonde.

Rufusthebewilderedreindeer · 27/02/2019 21:39

Toucan play at that game Angry

Weezol · 27/02/2019 21:41

Heron FWR we do love a punguin.

sackrifice · 27/02/2019 22:06

Youre just showing off now sack

Oi Rufus. Nice tits.

Sorry.

ErrolTheDragon · 27/02/2019 22:13

I can probably manage a little stint at this...

FloralBuntingIsObnoxious · 27/02/2019 22:42

This thread belongs on MN, really. We are a nest of vipers, after all.

hipsterfun · 27/02/2019 22:45

Owling with laughter here!