Notice the way she only represents her own opinion, yet can confidently speak for most transwomen in practice. That’s quite a lot of transwoman she’s followed around then isn’t it? No wonder she’s got no time to read the Equality Act or actually do any proper MPing.
So Layla, you know all the transwomen in the UK, and most of them are lovely. How about the other transwomen, the ones that you obviously know aren’t lovely? If I find myself in a changing room with them, or sleeping in a dorm how will I know whether I should remove myself? Being as you know all the transwomen in the UK, and which are nice and which aren’t, maybe you could provide a list of the ones who aren’t so nice, you know, like the boards they used to have up in pubs with photos of all the local trouble makers? Of course that would only work if everyone could see them, which I can’t. Shit!
Also how do I know which gender segregated space is for me? Will there be a list of qualifying attributes on the door? What if I’m wearing pink but I also like football? Or if my team loses tonight and I go off football for a bit but I’m still wearing pink but have short hair but I’m wearing sparkly earrings? This sounds quite complicated. I don’t want to have to do a check list when I’m bursting for a piss and my moon cup is leaking. Also my mum hates football but I don’t mind sharing with her, but the boy who tried to rape me when I was 12 hates football but likes rugby, but also likes cooking, and the bloke who was grooming me when I was 15 had long hair and no interest in football whatsoever. I really really wouldn’t like to share with them. If only there was a clear and obvious way to separate people without resorting to colour preferences, hobbies and magic essences. A simple way that kept all the groomy rapey penis having types away from the cunty types who the groomy rapey types like to groom and rape, because that sounds like a really clever idea, and I’m sure that all the lovely transwomen that Layla knows would be fine with that, because you know, they’re all so lovely and understanding and all that. Hmmmm...
Also Layla, while we’re at it, can we have a definition of woman that has a defined meaning. I mean I think woman means adult human female, where as I’ve observed a fair number of people who think woman means wearing a dress and high heals, and there’s more than a few people who I’ve also observed who seem to think that woman means bingo, my penis is free and it can do whatever it likes. Those meanings are quite different so it would be helpful if we could narrow it down a bit.
So Layla, if you could please answer my questions in full, then send them to: Badstyley’s arse, Mumsnet, and don’t forget to SWALK.