Lesbians only do it for the menz

[DorothyLNaySayers]

What fresh hell is this? www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/19/homosexual-behaviour-in-women-only-developed-because-of-men-new-controversial-scientific-study-claims/

Women are only lesbians because men dig it.

Yeah, that must be it. We're entirely doing it for men.

Lets face it, if it wasn't for men we'd all be sitting in bed in fleecy PJ's eating biscuits with the electric blanket on.

Fleecy pyjamas ✅
Biscuits in bed ✅
I don’t own an electric blanket 😢

Would they publish something saying that homosexual behaviour only developed in gay men because it made women fancy them?

Also if I wanted to do a survey about lesbians I'm not sure 1,509 heterosexual participants would be my automatic starting point.

They really want to chip away at the validity of lesbianism, don't they?

www.pinknews.co.uk/2017/05/19/homosexual-behaviour-in-women-only-developed-because-of-men-new-controversial-scientific-study-claims/

Pink news is just completely focused on men and their needs anyway. Totally misogynistic.

What the actual fuck?

Do lesbians with penises do it for men or is it just the vagina kind?

So women fuck women just to turn men on? Seriously?
So what’s the reasoning for homosexual men?

Do they know women are real?

Sorry, they researched women being lesbians and DIDN'T ASK ANY LESBIANS? Did I get that right?

In other news, men think the world revolves around them.

They dont

Whoops that was to,th3 upstart not you terry

If you had wanted to destroy an organisation for gay rights, the worst thing you could have done was attack them. You would have triggered another million people marching through London, as when they tried to introduce Clause 28. The easiest way to do it was always by infiltration. Its the only explanation that makes any sense.

Also if I wanted to do a survey about lesbians I'm not sure1,509 heterosexual participantswould be my automatic starting point.

😂😂 This made me laugh out loud.

Seriously though, ugh . Yet another case where men struggle to understand how female sexuality and desire exists if it doesn't benefit men.

They really cant cope with the idea that men arent involved in something can they?

Do they think gay men evolved because women are turned on by the thought of two men together ?

No?

Then homosexuality has jack shit to do with how the members of opposite sex think.

Ffs I may he straight but even I'm disgusted at this

Leave lesbians alone.

That article really is a load of cock. (Pun fully intended).

Do they think gay men evolved because women are turned on by the thought of two men together ?

A quick browse through Archive of Our Own (fanfiction site) would confirm that a lot of women are turned on by the thought of two men together. Maybe we should survey 1509 heterosexual women to see if we can get a handle on why gay men exist.

bears would you like a hot water bottle?

I knew the reason gay men exist and have existed through history is because modern women publish slash fanfiction on the internet!

Why are men allowed to do "research" like this? They just studied het men and male fantasy porn, wanked and wrote a report about it.
Also wouldn't that be bisexuality because lesbians don't want men at all

Anyway I see the article is from last year, Penis News have been going on with their anti-lesbian and anti-women stuff for quite a while now haven't they.

I knew the reason gay men exist and have existed through history is because modern women publish slash fanfiction on the internet!

I think I've overdone the Dr Who binge with the small boy, because I'm now envisaging some sort of temporal paradox where 21st C women writing slash retrospectively turns men gay, thus destroying the human race before the internet is invented, at which point no-one's there to write the slash fiction, so...

Time for bed I think. Or a stiff gin.

I think this is the most you'll get out of me from reading this article also WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?

I'm off to bed in my fleecy pjs with some biscuits.
Nope can't.
Someone really did take ALL the biscuits.

Can't even be arsed clicking the link, but was their sample population every bloke whose experience of lesbians was having a wank whilst watching Tipping the Velvet?