Anti-trans vandals are plastering vile ‘women don’t have penises’ stickers around London

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www.pinknews.co.uk/2018/08/09/anti-trans-women-penises-stickers-london-stonewall/

Love it Cesira

I think these are more effective actually. Well done Daisy in New Orleans

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whichbone is a crime and which one isn't

I love this typo.

You realise that all I can see is your Pavarotti, flowers tossed onto a stage, holding many bouquets of flowers, or wearing a tiara of flowers?

VIIIIIIIIINCEEEEEEEERÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒÒ

i'm not entirely sure that ALLEGEDLY ! taking the piss out of Pavarotti by making a ALLEGEDLY ! penis version of him isn't illegal here.

I may need asylum.

That floral penis must be why I have such severe allergies.
I knew there had to be a reason the Chelsea Flower Show repulsed me so much.

This gets better and better -flowery penis =lady peen

I'm having an odd day - I come on MN and I see the phrase 'Floral penis' and I connect it with myself. To be clear, I've never had a penis.

Because I am a woman.

I am supposed to be working! Floral hasn't got a penis, Pavarotti is the latest victim of posthumous transing... what's coming next? I can't look away!

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I write this from jail. My cellie is in for putting up a “humans are mammals” sticker. Big Val across the hall was caught in possession of a “People have opposable thumbs” decal, which finished off a family of five. Me? I’m here because of the pink penis caper. Hundreds died.

Life is tough here in biological facts sticker jail. They’re weaning me off stickers with small bits of sellotape, one inch per day. One day I may be part of society again. At night though I still hear the screams of my victims, and my hands itch for novelty adhesives.

More satire, please! The dimwit extremists can't deal with humour at all.

LangCleg - are we neither womaning nor hating correctly? Surely, we can learn tho'... Practice makes perfect and we have so much surveillance and many helpful guidelines to assist us. Under his eye

The Pavarotti has a certain enchantment about it - I think CesiraandEnrnico has a Christmas novelty book of stickers sorted (remember the 'Willy' ones of the 80s or 90s?).

Thank you for the Philippa Black tweet - a couple of further clicks brought me to this gem in response to a rather remarkable assertion: Women who know the difference between male and female are domestic terrorists

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The flowery penis sticker genuinely messes with my brain like an Esher picture.

I keep mentally scrambling around trying to make mental sense of this riddle..... because it makes no sense. ... so I am led to think 'why?... why do people want to mess with my brain?'..

It doesn't make me feel any sympathy for the gaslighting delusional weirdos.

Thank you for the Philippa Black tweet - a couple of further clicks brought me to this gem in response to a rather remarkable assertion: Women who know the difference between male and female are domestic terrorists

See this makes me really fucking angry.
I am from a border town in Ireland and my friend’s brother was killed in the Manchester bombing last year, I’ve had more than my fair share of experience with actual terrorism. How fucking dare they associate a sticker stating a fact with the pain, torment and bloodshed seen on these islands?

I'm about to go to work, but my bus journey is going to be filled with general ponderings on how the female penis can distinguish itself apart from flowers.
I'm thinking the whole eyebrows think has distracted us from eyelashes. Surely every lady peen must flutter girlishly?

Curse my socialization, but I'm sensing a big old mod message telling us it's all becoming a bit of pile on soon.

In other news, the Vic Derbyshire show this morning had a brief article at the end about how the Rohinga women are in danger in the refugee camps due to being frightened to go out alone, like to the toilets.

They should all probably identify as Enbys, and they'll be fine, I'm sure.

'm about to go to work, but my bus journey is going to be filled with general ponderings on how the female penis can distinguish itself apart from flowers

Glitter

Its gonna itch like fuck but sooooo worth it

image HateCrimePhillipa

ToeToToe
That was inspiring.

Flowery penis thing makes perfect sense.

Flowers are pretty and smell nice and are therefore feminine, all women love flowers, and anything with flowers on is female by natural law.

The only time flowers are not lovely feminine womanly items is when there is money to be made ie gardening in which case they are very very firmly male and the women should listen prettily to the likes of alan titchmarsh and monty don to try to understand where they are going wrong and try their very best to be better (but never as good obv).

are we neither womaning nor hating correctly?

I don't think we're doing anything correctly, are we?! And long may it continue!

Interesting comment on the Phillipa Black tweet about smuggling phones into prisons. If ever there was a role for a "front hole"...

They seek her here, they seek her there
That damned elusive Stickergirl

Glitter

Its gonna itch like fuck but sooooo worth it

Glitter you say....

Just thinking of all the dramatisations of the Scopes Trial aka Darwin Monkey Trial.

I expect a TV drama about the biological facts rebellion and the subsequent trials, collaboratively penned, by the end of August.

EYELASHES for Flora

#Stickerwoman covered by Spiked

www.spiked-online.com/newsite/article/women-dont-have-penises/21722#.W3qnMYqxWhA

aaaah the little bearded flowery penis 🤣. Now who does that remind me of?

Leeds Live

www.leeds-live.co.uk/news/leeds-news/people-urged-tear-down-penis-15049799

I could kiss Angels Freedom Of Leeds. Their help is invaluable