Private Eye Cartoon

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Made me laugh, thought I'd share

I'm not really sure who Madeleine Burns is but her video made me lol. I also think I might fancy her a bit which as a hetero woman is confusing ..

Conversations with toddlers in toilets! OMG

DD "Mummy you've pooed your pants"
Me "No love, that is blood, I have started my period"
DD "Does it hurt, can I see, should I kiss it better"
Me "No sweetheart, it's fine"
DD "What are you doing with that pencil Mummy, don't put it in there"
Me "It's not a pencil............... here, look why don't you fold this toilet paper up, yes like that, yes, fold more"

Eventually emerge to smiles, giggles and sympathetic kindly looks from the queue.

I'm not really sure who Madeleine Burns is but her video made me lol. I also think I might fancy her a bit which as a hetero woman is confusing ..grin
Magdalen and I think a lot of women are crushing on her

Oops! Sorry Magdelen!