I need advice

[jammydodgerer]

on dealing with all the GERFs on twitter

What's a GERF please? I'm afraid I'm not on Twitter, but the acronym baffled me. Ta!

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gerf

Grandparent excluding radical feminist?

That link said farting blood!!

What’s a GERF?

Gunna Explain Real Facts?
Gorgeously Eggheaded Radical Feminists?

The German Egyptian Research Fund

Thats an actual thing...seems weirdly specific

Op, you should offer them tea with honey.

Haha, pleased to see I'm not the only one confused!

Just sitting down to a nice cuppa myself HerFemaleness. However, just the old Yorkshire variety with milk. Not got much milk left come to think of it. Must get out to get some. I don't really do the honey in tea thing, not that I would insult English Breakfast tea with honey of course.

I'm having a lovely coffee with local honey. It is really good for my hayfever. No sniffles yet, even though there is a field full of oil seed rape flowers across the road from my house.

Chin chin.

Grey Elephants Rustling in Foliage?

Maybe it should be JERF. Jammiedodger Eating Ravenous Female.

Gross, Egregiously Repulsive Fart?

Die gerf scum

It'd be funny to see a jammy dodger eating a ravenous female.

There should be a hyphen in there, I suppose.

A jammie came after me once...still got the crumbs to prove it.

So, are they all the same person or is it like mice where you see one and there are another 50 hiding in the sideboards? Cast you votes here!

ewww, mice are incontinent and shit all over the place.

On the plus side, your cheese is safe with our new friends. If you happen to have any goats otoh...

I read that a lot, that mice are incontinent. And rats. Is that really true?

Having five or six babies at a time must really fuck with their pelvic floor I guess.

So anyway, continuing from the last under bridge dweller thread - what goes on crackers? I say it's clearly cheese.

(Also Lapsang Souchong is best cold day tea. Fight me!)

Nah, it's male mice too, they just don't have a sphincter. We had one get into our house before we went on holiday once, the little bugger excreted throughout the whole house.

Entirely depends on the crackers.

Sometimes you can't beat a nice, light cracker with a strong cheddar and a spicy chutney, other times what you need is a cream cracker smothered in salted butter.

I still haven't found the perfect cracker for brie

Brie wants crusty baguette really.