I need advice

[jammydodgerer]

on dealing with all the GERFs on twitter

That's because the correct vehicle for brie delivery is a baguette.

Gobshite Excluding Radical Feminist

Right?! But then why do people insist on including brie on a cheeseboard? You're doomed to pair the brie with unsatisfactory crackers and walk away disappointed in yourself.

Also Lapsang Souchong is best cold day tea. Fight me!

Never! I like it with cinnamon toast.

On a cheeseboard? Probably would be ok on celery, if you like celery.

I will defend my right to eat Brie with crackers to the death! The death I say!

Also, a good cheese board needs a mature cheddar, non of this mild bollocks.

We tried lapsang once, I disliked it and DH came out in awful hives.

The best tea for a cold day is Chai.

Best tea for a cold day is a teacake...fact

Glorious Exhortations of Revolutionary Fervor.

@AncientLights, I'm a yorkshire tea fan myself.

Honey in tea can be nice when also combined with whiskey and lemon. Bollocks to lem sip, give me a hot toddy.

Some people use brandy, I'm not sure about that.

Dyou know what I haven't had since c.1998? A baguette with brie and bacon. And no cranberry, thank you.

Food of the (late 90s) gods, that was.

goady extremely really fuckers?

I think it stands for Goats Eating Really Fast

Gondor Escaping Reclusive Frodo

Grouchy Elves Run Fast.

Greatest Ever Realistic Feminists?

I tried Lapsang tea once, I didn't much care for it.

Gonads Emit Real Fear?

I am partial to a cup of pu ehr tea myself. Very cleansing.

Gender Eschewing Realistic Feminists?

I used to have a little goat called Brillo who loved cheese. His absolute favourite was ricotta, he'd simply wolf it down. He was a Goat Eating Ricotta Fast. Or, GERF if you prefer.

I absolutely LOVE Mumsnet

Gherkin Eating Rambunctious Fetishists...?

Has anyone said Goats Eat Really Fast?

Haven't read the whole thread assumed it'd be deleted quick as it's the day time.

Is this a guessing game? Could the "G" stand for Gnome?

Gutless Exclusionists of Reality and Free-speech.

I've got it! Goth Exclusionary Rainbow Flag

Oh no, further down my Twitter search it says Gay-Exclusionary Radical Feminism.

There was a golf photo showing up too.

I don't got it!

Golf Eradicating Retro Friends