Cote, you're going to need some kind of keyboard macro, you really do do sterling work (not being sarcastic. We all know that sometimes, broken record, factual responses are the only solution that keeps us sane)
Also need to add the one about humans being bipedal not reducing them to their legs, or prosribing that losing a leg stops you being human.
If only it wasn't educationally needed, you could use one of Betrand's key/value lists instead of typing it every time.