Best response to Smile luv, it might never happen!

[aliasjoey]

I posted in Feminism because this is nearly always said by a man to a woman. I don't know if it's that some men think women are just there for them to look at, therefore have to be smiley and pretty?

Or maybe it's me, I just have a Bitchy Resting Face.

I just wish I had the perfect reply.

I wonder if shouting 'leave me alone you creep' super loud would disconcert them at all.

I just tell them to mind their own business. Seems to shut them up

Lol at The Man telling the women how it is.

Give them 'the bird'. Without even looking at them

I know that this is a zombie thread but I'm very glad I did a search on this mother-fucking phrase before I started an AIBU.

Some cunt just made me cry by saying this to me today because I have had a really shit few months, capped by an especially shit week plus a migraine, and I'm saying this he basically told me I looked like shit as well.

Then I read:

Dance minion, so that your antics please me

And all is well.

Thanks MN

Beat em with their own weapons, I've had great reactions to saying "suck my dick" :)

I now go for a raised eyebrow and "When was the last time you said that to a man?", then walking away.