You know, I don't think you really are an alpha male at all. An alpha male would have swept in here, done a Flashheart style "WOOF" while snogging us senseless (as our left foot rose inexplicably into the air the way it does to indicate overwhelming female passion in films...) A real alpha male would not have poked his head cautiously round the door and asked if it was okay to post. I'm disappointed, OP, very disappointed. You've let us down, you've let feminism down and worst of all you've let yourself down.