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[alphaMale22]

is it ok to post here?

[FreshwaterSelkie]

this feminist nit monster can only raise her right eyebrow! glad you're making progress though

[paddypants13]

Buffy! I'm more a feminist cookie monster to be honest.

[ArcheryAnnie]

If you can lift both eyebrows independently, Buffy, then you can waggle them in a very fetching manner, just as I am doing at my desk right now.

< waggles eyebrows >

It doesn't make you look deranged at all, I promise.

[paddypants13]

I can raise my eyebrows and do a lip curl but I cannot spell the word not it seems.

Oh well, you win some you loose some.

[paddypants13]

I can also raise both eyebrows separately and do and excellent lip curl.

Op, we're feminists nit monsters, post away...

[MatildaOfTuscany]

Whoop whoop whoop! Go Buffy. Shakes pompoms...

[PovertyPain]

**

I hope you did that in a delicate manner, into a lace hanky.

has vision of Buffy, making loud honking sounds while blowing. Faints clean away

[Xenophile]

Pffft Gin, you might be a 'manly man', but that pales into insignificance when stood beside an actual, factual ALPHA Male.

I wonder if he'll go and hunt a tasty mammoth while we ladies sit about digging up roots, collecting berries and taking the piss out of the Neanderthals in cave 4?

[ChocChocPorridge]

I trained myself when I was about 11 - I spent hours in front of the hall way mirror attempting to first isolate the muscles, then strengthening them. I can now do either on demand.

I haven't sussed my dad's awesome angry face though, where he kind of puts eyebrows up at the outer edges, whilst simultaneously frowning in the middle - it's very intimidating (even when done because I've asked him to show me)

[FreshwaterSelkie]

buffy, I held one eyebrow in place and made the other one do endless push-ups. I think I might also have sellotaped the non dominant one in place while I practiced but it is shrouded in the mists of time

[MatildaOfTuscany]

I think Xenophile's DH has got the situation sussed. MNHQ have done the equivalent of when I rescue the mouse, release it in the garden and hope TuscanCat won't notice it's gone.

[ginandbearit]

Hahaha thank you to whoever started this thread , I've longed for the opportunity to use 'Manly man ' , 'ladies' and 'girls' on fwr for ages .. sigh

[ginandbearit]

Hello ladies, a manly man here to tell you how to raise an eyebrow in that oh so saucy way you minxes . Place finger on eyebrow , push it up and down a few times while focusing on the muscles involved,
then practice . Worked for me when I was thirteen . Hope that helped girls.

[FreshwaterSelkie]

I taught myself to raise an eyebrow while shirking doing my prep at school about a thousand years ago. It might have been the most useful 90 minutes of my life

anyway. someone was about to explain something fascinating. I'm all ears! tell us, oh alpha one.

[OlennasWimple]

Past his bedtime?

[WheelofPan]

So not even Stella can tease alpha out of his/her cave it seems?

[OlennasWimple]

Not as cool as Stella Gibson in The Fall...