I am guy and would like to have a conversation with feminists, I do not hate :)

[ComeatmeBRO]

please only join if you are not going to use abusive language as i am not here to abuse or receive abuse.

Oh, ^that* thread.

Amazing.

#youaintnofeministBRO

Here's a tip, OP. Don't arrive on a board and with your first breath start telling the membership what they are allowed to say.

FanjofortheMammaries

Also 'I am guy' is making me snort. Are you wearing a mammoth-skin and carrying a club, Barney Rubble-style?

I was quite hoping to be entertained by this little visitor, but he's either been banned already or been scared off.

Ok, I'm up for a chat.

Can you recommend a good place to get a new kitchen? We were thinking IKEA, they tend to do well in Which reports. I've heard mixed things about Wren and I don't think much of B&Q. Anyone else?

A conversation. About what guy?

I think this might help us understand the OP better

Tattie we got ours from Homebase, very pleased with it, DH loves it as he does the cooking in our house

This isn't a very interesting conversation, Guy.

It's a bit one sided tbh.

A little less conversation....

Well you say it's windy, usual, but I'm thinking more blustery.

We got our kitchen from homebase too. Dd1 loves it cos we can now fit in a dishwasher and the dishes are her job. Dh likes it too for doing the cooking.

Thanks for the Homebase recommendations. We hadn't even thought of there- will check it out.

Cuntweasel with a flick-knife would beat a wank-badger with a cudgel.

Cunt weasel is smaller, but quicker, more cunning, and what it lacks in strength it makes up for in teeth.

Wank-badger is also easily distracted by its constant state of arousel.

We have an IKEA kitchen, and the drawers are different sizes to most other makes, so some appliances don't fit all that well. Just something to watch out for.

Now look, you've all frightened him off!

Also, fruit scones should be eaten with butter, and plain with jam and cream. I put jam then cream, but if you gave it to me the other way round, I'd still eat it.

I really wish I wasn't the same gender as you.

I like good cheese scones - but not ones that taste burny - like they're all raw flour. It's hard to explain, but I was really put off Safeways scones following a burny, claggy cheese one from there.

Do you think we frightened him?