Coworker taking feminism back 100 years

[shushgirl]

A coworker of mine is using her body to get where she wants and has qualms about it. She has quickly received two promotions and I fear they have been gained by inappropriate means. She wears these tight pants where you can see the outline of her labia. I don't know how to address this or knock some sense into her without coming off as jealous or threatened. It's like, cover your tits and use your brain even if it means struggling like the rest of us. Just because you have a fancy vergina doesn't mean you can use it to get ahead of the rest of us who prefer to keep our legs closed.

Oh the irony of that OP!

She must have some cracking labia. My flaps never got me anywhere.

You shouldn't keep your legs closed for too long OP, you might get a UTI

There's a small town in Greece called Vergina. Not sure if it's fancy though.

Labia? Gotta love mn over a bank holiday!

That is a fantastic op

Bizarrely reminds me of a young man I used to work with who always wore incredibly snug trousers. I don't know if they ever got him anywhere though. I suppose while his package and arse were on good display, I don't remember thinking any of it particularly "fancy". That may have held him back, in the end.

bair that would have been funny anyway but it's doubly so because you used the word flaps. I'm mature

OP - take a hint from your Username!

that never gets a woman where she wants. Unless what she wants is to be ridiculed and passed over for promotion or sacked in the next round of redundancies.

This is what bitter men think though. That women just have to shag an ugly bloke twenty years their senior and they get a great job.

A hoof does not get you promoted.

I got my vice chairmanship as a direct result of my velvety vulva

And from now on I will refer to my Verrrrrrgina makes it sound all sports car like

Haaaaaaa catfish love it

Sigh...I wish I had this mythical labiacal power that men speak of...that I would just walk down the street and men would fall over at my feet, offering me jobs, money and want to feed me grapes.

When I walk down the street nothing happens and sometimes I even get splashed by a car. I fear my flaps are just average.

True!

No man has ever offered me anything! No privilege has ever been given to me by a man because I'm female. I've fought harder to get less.

So....it wasn't my camel hair coat my boss liked

I use my body to get what I want all the time. Just made a cup of tea with it. Might go to the shops in a bit.

Labia though, I've long thought they're fucking useless.

Oh DAMN I've just twigged that it's a fancy vergina. Probably more useful than mine.

Is it from M&S?

Anyone else now singing....

Best Verginia, mountain muffa, promote me home, country roads.....

No?

Just me then

But seriously OP I'm sure Labia is very good at her job and that's why she got promoted.

Don't get in a flap about it .... (sorry couldn't help myself)

I'm wondering about the pants - are they pants as in trousers, or pants as in knickers. If the latter I can see why she raises a few eyebrows.

My labia just made me a Shaska. So nerrrr.

You'd make a more convincing 'girl' if you could spell the word for ladybits correctly, OP.

I use VERgina because it belongs to HER and by calling it that it gives us power over our own body.

She walks around the office in just her pants and has a camel toe? Wow, that wouldn't have got you a promotion in my office. Possibly a nice chat with HR and a concerned head tilt as to where your trousers had gone. Followed by a swift compromise agreement.

But not a promotion.

I'm also finding the anatomy hard. Her pants are so tight that she needs to also cover her tits. That sounds one hell of a wedgie.