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Daily Mail invents a new physical flaw for women to worry about in what is possibly the most POINTLESS article ever. I challenge you to find a worse article.

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Greythorne · 25/05/2011 06:58

www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-1390592/As-Cheryl-Cole-reveals-fellow-sufferer-bemoans-curse-cankles.html

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Greythorne · 25/05/2011 06:59

here

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Goblinchild · 25/05/2011 07:06

And the article was written by a woman. Sad Why create imaginary defects instead of looking at a variety of forms as all good?

SmellsLikeTeenStrop · 25/05/2011 08:13

I've stared and stared at Cheryl Cole's feet but I don't see what the problem is. What are 'normal and attractive' ankles supposed to look like?

SmellsLikeTeenStrop · 25/05/2011 08:14

Fake ETA - a while ago I read something by somebody who was belly aching over the unattractiveness of where her arm meets her torso. Seriously.

Bumfuzzle · 25/05/2011 08:18

Oh bloody hell.

WHEN is society going to stop making the only important thing about a woman how she looks?

this woman's ankles. What bloody dress princess catherine was wearing to meet the president, how slim she looked...

What was Obama wearing? Did HE have cankles? Was his suit a flattering colour? Did his trousers make his cock look big?

FFS!!!!!!!! AAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH

SixtyFootDoll · 25/05/2011 08:20

I don't think Cheryl should lose any sleep over this article

bamboobutton · 25/05/2011 08:22

same as SLTS, i've stared and stared and stared a bit more and still can't see what is supposed to wrong with her ankles.

AyeRobot · 25/05/2011 08:24

I don't think the DM invented cankles. Do a search on MN and you'll see that there is loads of advice on how to dress to minimise them.

What a load of shite.

GrimmaTheNome · 25/05/2011 08:25

'fellow-sufferers'? Confused

Pictures of perfectly normal feet and ankles. I think whoever wrote this has a problem, and its at the other end of her body.

AnnieLobeseder · 25/05/2011 08:27

I am speechless.

allhailtheaubergine · 25/05/2011 08:30

"...I gasped aloud in sympathy"

FFS.

RubberDuck · 25/05/2011 08:30

WTF?! I've just stared at that picture for ages and can't see a damn thing wrong with her ankles. What on earth were we supposed to be looking at?!

Borisneedsahaircut · 25/05/2011 08:31

OFFS Honestly! This stuff makes me mad, I just feel terrible for the poor people who have REAL problems which can make their lives so miserable. It really does make me so sick.

RubberDuck · 25/05/2011 08:34

Actually, I feel miserable about my right ankle at the moment, but nowt to do with "cankles" - I've done something odd to it while exercising and it's really sore when I put weight on it! And even that will be temporary (I very much hope!)

TrillianAstra · 25/05/2011 08:34

If you want to talk about the Daily Mail without boosting their figures (becase the advertisers will give them more money if they have more pageviews) try istyosty.com/. It lets you link to the Mail so people can see what you are talking about, but you don't boost their numbers.

TrillianAstra · 25/05/2011 08:35

The word "cankles" isn't new by the way.

dittany · 25/05/2011 08:37

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Al0uiseG · 25/05/2011 08:38

Erm, don't read the DM at all.

GrimmaTheNome · 25/05/2011 08:38

becase the advertisers will give them more money if they have more pageviews
silly advertisers. Who on earth glances at ads when they're fuming over a DM 'story'

SmellsLikeTeenStrop · 25/05/2011 08:44

I'm aware that cankles have been around a while but it's new to me that underweight women are now being accused of having them. Previously I've only ever heard the word used to describe the lower legs of those who are morbidly obese.

TrillianAstra · 25/05/2011 08:57

Advertisers tend to assume that every pageview is an I like this pageview.

MooncupGoddess · 25/05/2011 09:37

'Forget her previous woes (being cuckolded by a philandering former husband or flattened by a dose of malaria), this was worse ? much worse. And as a cankles sufferer, I should know.' Grin

Wasn't there a Victorian obsession with a 'nicely turned ankle'? I guess because that was the furthest up anyone was allowed to see so it had an erotic charge. As a Victorian novel-reading child I spent some time staring at my ankles trying to decide if they were nicely turned. (The answer is no, not at all, but it hasn't bothered me from that moment to this.)

Prolesworth · 25/05/2011 09:41

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whomovedmychocolate · 25/05/2011 09:46

I'm still unsure of what a cankle is. But I can't see anything wrong with any of those ankles myself. Confused

Typical Daily Mail crap if you ask me.

MmeLindor. · 25/05/2011 09:46

What a useless article.

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