Right then Twilight freaks, I'm blaming you for this, I have seen so many thread titles concerning this teenlit nonsense

[Georgimama]

That just for the sake of research, I went and bought Twi-bloody-light.

That was on Tuesday.

I read it, on Tuesday.

I work full time.

On Wednesday I bought New Moon.

Yup. Read that too.

Today I bought Tw-bloody-light on DVD. I have just watched it.

I now have a pointless crush on a child who was born in 1986, for Christ's sake. And have a definite inner feeling of mooniness which a tiny corner of my brain feel about 15.

Thanks for that!

I'm too old to fancy either of them. They both look like younger, fitter versions of my nephews, so I can't possibly find them attractive.

I can understand younger mums feeling the urge, but anyone over 30? Seriously...take a cold shower and have a rethink. And don't mention it at all if you need a CRB check for your employment.

For the love of all that's unholy, get some perspective on this!!!!

;) and (get a grip emoticon)

I have come over to the dark side. I've read the first 2 books and have almost finished the 3rd now but pesky parenting duties keep interrupting. I haven't seen the films yet but I don't really fancy Rpattz (as the yoofs call him). I am only 5 years older than him though so if I do develop a crush I won't feel too bad.

I was addicted but now I'm cured!! I do listen to Twilight;the score more times than is decent though but the music from the film is so beautiful I can't help it. Does anyone else find that the actress who plays Bella in the films is a load of crap and nothing like the Bella in the books? She ruins it all for me I'm afraid.