Gaaaah!!! Every time my fingers are poised to start typing, someone steals my thunder with a new offering.
Harold Robbins!!! Was once 'dedormed' (how Mallory Towers is that??) for being caught reading one of his tomes in the bog with another girl at boarding school.
I have a not so secret weakness for 'true crime'. Shiny black paperbacks with titles like 'She must have known' and 'The girl who was bound and kept prisoner under the bed of a po' white trash couple from Louisiana for 37 years.'
Also those 'victim' autobiographies ('The Kid' and so on.Haven't yet weakened and bought one by Dave bloody Peltzer or whatever he's called but it is surely only a matter of time.)