That "Once In A House On Fire" woman Andrea Ashworth appeared on a late-night book show about 10 years ago and out-Nigella'd Nigella (surely you remember that the Voluptuous One used to be a "literary" journalist before she started licking whipped cream off her fingers with lascivious glances). I know it's awful of me but I just kept thinking "no way did that woman grow up on a Manchester housing estate".
(At a book do last year I met this author and she is soooooo very-very. She claimed to have grown up in Birmingham. I said she didn't have a trace of a Brummie accent - she's pure Sloane Square - and she beamed and thanked me!)