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Which authors' success is a complete mystery to you?

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emkana · 13/01/2008 19:15

Tony Parsons

Jodi Picoult

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BeerTricksPotter · 17/03/2011 22:10

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anonymosity · 17/03/2011 22:33

So relieved to see I agree with pretty much all the names that turned up.

Maggie O'Farrell
JK Rowling
Rachel Cusk
Tony Parons
Da Vinci books
Marian Keyes

and all those tripey dreadful seleb books. yikes.

But you know, to each his own and if they can prop up the publishing business which means I get to read the books I do like, then so be it.

PureBloodMuggle · 17/03/2011 22:49

Not enough people have mentioned Cecilia Ahern I'm basing this on the fact that I have read none of her books (not even flipped through one)

They were described to me as 'books for people who don't read books'

Hmm

I (obviously to those that also) disagree with JK Rowling though

TakeItOnTheChins · 17/03/2011 22:55

Anything called "Please Mummy Don't Make Me Eat That Broccoli" or "Please Auntie Don't Knit Me Any More Tank Tops" or similar.

Loathesome and unnecessary.

Isn't there a school of thought that Dave ("A Man Called Cash Cow") Pelzer made the whole thing up?

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Rhian82 · 17/03/2011 23:00

Ian McEwan

Anyone who's written a novel where the whole plot would be non-existent if a married couple just talked to each other (Rebecca, I'm looking at you)

anonymosity · 18/03/2011 22:43

I saw one in the library called "The particular sadness of lemon cake" and just wanted to kill myself on the spot. I mean, WTF?

themymble · 18/03/2011 22:57

I have only read "when will there be good news?" by Kate Atkinson, but I thought it was TERRIBLE.

scottishmummy · 18/03/2011 23:10

ian mcewan over described pretentious turgid parp
jodi picoult schmaltzy eye watering moral tales rot
chick lit shopping shit says it all

cumfy · 18/03/2011 23:25

Arundhati Roy

WMDinthekitchen · 19/03/2011 04:41

Elizabeth Gilbert

BigDavesGusset · 19/03/2011 05:43

The Bridges of Madison County by Robert James Waller, just terrible. At least it's short.
I don't get AA Gill either, I hated Sap Rising and can't bear his restaurant reviews either.

herladyship · 19/03/2011 10:00

Shock at Terry pratchett being on list, he is genius!

Can't stick Philip pullman, 'his dark materials' is a contender for the worst book I have ever read.

BaggedandTagged · 19/03/2011 10:50

I went to a talk by a UK literary agent last week- the subject was "How to get published and make money."

He made a couple of interesting points. Most importantly, only about 30% of adults in the Uk read books ever and only about 5% are "regular readers"; those who read more than 2 books per month.

There are of course, surprise successes in the literary fiction category, albeit these are mainly in the "accessible literary" category- jonathan Coe, Ian McEwan, Nick Hornby, etc but what really sells is fairly formulaic, genre fiction- crime and romances, because this is what the 25% of adults who aren't regular readers, but do read sometimes, buy. The critical factor apparently is that good must always prevail- no-one wants Cormac McCarthy bringing them down on holiday Grin, the pace must be compelling and you must create one character with whom the reader will side and root for (no flawed protagonists please!)

That explains why chick lit (shagging and shopping) and Martina Cole (stabbing and shagging), jeffrey Archer etc are so popular.

However, his other point is that it's too easy to get on your literary high horse and forget what fiction really is- story telling- and what many of these fairly low brow writers do really well, even if they don't employ words of more than 3 syllables, is tell stories. They are pace Gods, and that's what most people really want.

quirrelquarrel · 28/03/2011 18:19

:O

Alexander McCall Smith! One of my favourite authors!

Agree with Arlington Park, and I absolutely hated the Accidental by Ali Smith. Half a page of poncy meaningless prose to replace what, a five word phrase? Gah. All the way through.
Tony Parsons and Nick Hornby's later stuff.

Adriana Tagliani, I think she's called. Don't like her characters nor her writing.

quirrelquarrel · 28/03/2011 18:23
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itsalarf · 28/03/2011 22:38

Have come to this thread late. Have to agree with James Pattinson. Beyond awful. Also Barbara Taylor Bradford. It's not even good rubbish. I can't bear authors with loads of wandering description though. It has to be a compelling story or what is the point? I read to be entertained, if it is fiction, so if it bores me I stop reading. Agree that Wuthering Heights is nonsense though.

Terpsichore · 29/03/2011 11:37

Katie Fforde's books makes my teeth itch, although I feel weirdly compelled to read them. Her heroines all do wafty middle-class things like painting antique furniture, restoring gardens or crewing narrowboats, and are usually thick to the point of stupefaction. It's not that she's a massively bad writer - I've certainly read worse - but her plots and characters are so unbearably irritating and twee.

anonymosity, LOL at 'The particular sadness of lemon cake', btw

Butterbur · 29/03/2011 12:22

Stephenie Meyer. The most boring pile of drivel I've ever read. I only managed Twilight and couldn't waste any more of my life on the rest. Dull characters, zero action: "We sat in the biology class, and his sleeve accidently touched mine. He turned away angrily..." That would be an action packed chapter.

I can't believe how many times Tolkien has come up. You bunch of philistines. He is the absolute master of world creation; created a villain of over-arching fearsomeness, and the ultimate good-versus-evil plot. It's my all time favourite book, and will definitely accompany me onto my desert island.

redandgreen · 29/03/2011 12:33

Someone in my book group has inflicted 'the particular sadness of lemon cake' on us. It really is as bad as it sounds. Sympathy for me pls.

lalalonglegs · 29/03/2011 13:47

Has anyone mentioned Isabelle Allende yet? God, her books are dross.

Drizzela · 29/03/2011 13:50

Any trashy romance novels... who the hell reads that shite? I know one person that does and she is utterly vacous so there's my answer Grin

Abcinthia · 29/03/2011 13:52

Ian McEwan. I had to read 2 of his books for Literature and they bored me so much. Which is a shame, the plots were interesting but he just waffled, waffled, waffled, waffled and then waffled some more about nothing.

aStarWithHerOwnWays · 29/03/2011 13:53

Victoria Hislop. Just really, really awful writing. I read The Island like this Shock at the fact it had ever been published.

ronshar · 29/03/2011 13:55

Jacqualine Wilson (sp)

I like her books at all. Stopped DD reading them when I actually realised how horrid they were.