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Which authors' success is a complete mystery to you?

503 replies

emkana · 13/01/2008 19:15

Tony Parsons

Jodi Picoult

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larahusky · 17/01/2008 17:14

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MaryAnnSingleton · 17/01/2008 17:34

wish she could have heard what my book group said about Arlington Park !!

spongecake · 17/01/2008 20:29

agree with most of this thread, very funny
mind you when i was young i thought joana trollope was total rubbish and all her female charactors were drips and pathetic. am older now and think its actually quite realistic. clearly have had fight knocked out of me
also
captain coreilli stuff
any miserable memoirs, who reads this stuff
danielle steel-
patricia cornwell-
zadie smith
endless chick lit that's all the same

anything with bad english
who wrote oscar and lucinda? that was so long winded- never read a book so obviously dragged out.

accordiongirl · 17/01/2008 21:49

I agree captain corelli was pants and down with child abuse-lit - it's miserabalist, nasty and enocourages everyone to think like a victim... was going to put about captain c before I got to the bottom of the page and saw someone else had put it!

Meowmix · 17/01/2008 21:54

Louis de Bereniererereres...you know Corelli's thingy doo dah. Cannot get past chapter 6 of that and I have tried.

shergar · 17/01/2008 21:59

I am so pleased to have found other people who can't stand Rachel Cusk's writing. Has anyone else dragged themselves through her book about the arrival of her first child, 'A Life's Work'? She felt incredibly sorry for herself the whole way through the pregnancy, birth and the years that followed, and India Knight wrote a fantastically cutting piece about it in one of her Sunday Times columns. It was the most self-obsessed nonsense I ever read.

Also can't abide Philip Pullman, Tolkien, Ursula Leguin's awful 'Wizard of Earthsea' books (forced to read at school), Thomas Hardy (ditto), or that horrible 'The Lovely Bones' book.

redadmiral · 17/01/2008 22:36

Here's someone else who can't stand Louis de Bernieres' writing:

www.guardian.co.uk/letters/story/0,,479151,00.html

Countingthegreyhairs · 17/01/2008 22:44

Arundhati Roy

Sakura · 18/01/2008 00:14

Aha, Arundhati Roy- I thought it was just me. I really wanted to like God of Small Things. I starts off really well, but I've picked it up so many times and at about the third chapter it seems so repetitive and I give up.
Can understand why she became popular thoughy- an unusual style.

LynetteScavo · 18/01/2008 00:17

Haven't real the whole thread, but in response to the OP, Enid Blyton.

A complete and utter mystery.

elkiedee · 18/01/2008 01:38

I found Wild Swans by Jung Chang very self pitying, a good read but I began to really dislike the author of the book. And there's another memoir by someone else re growing up in China, Falling Leaves, that's even worse.

I was very disappointed by Kerouac's On the Road, though I did love the work of several of his friends among the Beat writers.

I was glad to see lots of mentions of Tony Parsons, but I do quite like a lot of chicklit writers, and have particularly appreciated the number of them who've suddenly turned to writing about having babies for some reason.

Sakura · 18/01/2008 08:39

WIld SWans was one of the first pop lit books I had seen about the Chinese revolution, so maybe thats why the book was so popular? Maybe there was a window there in the market for a Chinese story.

lottiejenkins · 18/01/2008 08:50

I couldnt get into Wild Swans at all.................

ScarlettOHairy · 18/01/2008 10:01

Haven't read whole thread, but have to mention/agree with
Philippa Gregory - aaaaargh
Bridget Jones diary woman
Kathy Lette
90% of Stephan King - he has written a few good horror stories but a hell of a lot of shite.
Whoever mentioned Prozac Nation - aaaargh again

I'm sure there are loads more, but I have banished them from my bookshelves/mind.

Have managed to avoid all the Child called it etc etc books but
Have to say I loved Captain Correlli's mandarin

UnquietDad · 18/01/2008 10:03

Oh, God, Prozac Nation - the blurb was enough - and all other me-me-me drug-rehab books. Usually with wistful-looking picture of former addict on cover. Elizabeth Wurtzel needs a good slap.

ScarlettOHairy · 18/01/2008 10:23

At least Elizabeth Wurzel seems to have disappeared without trace (????? Or am I totally wrong?)

Have just been reading rest of thread and am very happy to learn that I am not the only person who can't make it through Wuthering Heights.

Em308 · 18/01/2008 10:27

I have never read so much rubbish as on this thread!!
You all seem to be missing the point with JK Rowling - her books are aimed at children! And any author who gives kids such a passion for reading is fantastic in my book ('scuse the pun!)
Also, if you hate Jodi Picoult so much, why did you read more than one of her books...?
Christopher Brookmyre - male chick lit? Nooo.
And Joanne Harris well ok, Holy Fools was CR*P, but Blackberry wine was wonderful - took me back to my own yorkshire childhood and France, two of my fav places!

catinthehat · 18/01/2008 10:32

Philip Pullman's Golden whatsits - dreary, overwritten, pompous tripe.
I feel better now.
Thanks whoever started this thread.

scoped · 18/01/2008 12:10

Tony Parsons definitely... and Martin Amis for that matter! Sooo tedius!

Countingthegreyhairs · 18/01/2008 13:02

I loved London Fields though.

Remember Marmaduke???

evelynrose · 18/01/2008 14:26

Josephine Cox. Read a few pages of one (the Loner) to get some tips on how to write a bestseller and was just amazed and appalled.

daydreambeliever · 18/01/2008 17:55

I am amazed that Jung Chang could be described as self pitying, to have witnessed her parents being put through such horrific ordeals, and to be forced to play along with so much cruel stuff herself, unable to even discuss her feelings about the society she was trapped in, and come through it all and write such a fascinating book, coming at it from 3 generations....I think she is incredible!! ElkieDude, I have to disagree!!

Arundhati Roy though, now I cannot stand her book 'The god of small things' . It always seems like the cheapest trick in the book (ahem)- ok, I'll write a story, then I'll rip all the chapters out and throw them in the air, muddle them around, put them back in the cover, and lo and behold, it will be such a puzzle of a book and so modern and stylish. No, it will be annoying.

I remember telling a girl who I don't like, that I didnt like that book. She just looked at me, head cocked to one side and said pityingly, 'Well its very clever isnt it', and changed the subject. I liked then book even less after that.

Phillipa Gregory- I love most of her books, adore them. But I read an absolute stinker by her lately, 'the wise woman', I think its quite old. Honestly its pure unintentional comedy. You couldnt make it up, but she did. Has anyone else read it? The bit where the enchanted candle voodoo dolls chase the psychopathic avaricious heroine across the moors. Great!

Kodiak · 19/01/2008 11:49

Good thread.

Can I add Doris Lessing?

Have tried and tried with TGN but have never got through it.

Paul Auster is pretentious but Music of Chance is worth a read.

J K Rowling is really not a good writer. Yes, she can keep a plot going but just because she's writing for children doesn't mean that she should be able to get away with soulless language and cliched characters. Robert Cormier is what I call a proper children's writer.

redadmiral · 19/01/2008 15:15

Good, more tips...

I was going to suggest Doris Lessing as over-rated.

Anyone here like Alan Warner's books? I thought the first two were amazing, and would stand by that, even though I've found the last few very hard going

PS, I too like Joanne Trollope, and one from a magazine cover 'The second wife'? Much better written than I expected. I also enjoyed 'How does she do it' and 'The nanny diaries' while we're talking lowbrow...

redadmiral · 19/01/2008 15:16

Or 'I don't know how she does it'? Something about juggling work and children anyway.

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