Another from the "it's a 99p and that was 98p too much" genre.
Thank you for making me properly LOL this morning, SOL!
31. The Mum Shop by Ceci Jenkinson
Fun story that I read to/with the DCs. 11 year old Oli Biggles is fed up with his mum because he can’t eat pepperoni pizza all the time and she won’t let him watch Real Blood Bath Murders on TV. In a moment of pique, he threatens to take her to the Mum Shop and exchange her for a more liberal mum … and is surprised when she calmly agrees, and it turns out that there really is a Mum Shop in their town! Needless to say, the replacement mums that Oli gets are nowhere near as good as his real mum, especially Mother 44, who turns out to be an embittered science teacher drives a tank and leads the Black Cane Brigade, the main aims of which are to get rid of “modern nonsense” by banning TV, making children eat milk puddings and caning them regularly. Can Oli and his friend Skipjack foil the Black Cane Brigade and get Oli’s real mum back? (Yes.)
31. Spring by Ali Smith
Not much to add to Viking’s brilliant review above – I think she’s said most of what I wanted to say! If you do have all of them already, SOL, I’d start with Autumn and go through in order – one of the joys of the series is spotting all the thematic connections between the books (Dickens, Shakespeare’s late romances, female artists, sinister aspects of surveillance capitalism, Brexit, etc) and discovering the connections between the characters as well. One of the main characters in Autumn is Daniel Gluck, and I think you’d get more out of the subsequent books if you’d already read his story first.
I thought this was the best book so far in the quartet, despite the fact that Smith really lets her anger rip and some of the political commentary is hardly subtle. She’s so good at drawing out the ways in which modern life is weird and unsettling and absurd and alienating, satirising sensationalist TV adaptations, marketing emails, web 1.0 entrepreneurs and faceless Capita-style corporations but with a light touch.
I was surprisingly gripped by the first third or so, which deals with Richard and Paddy’s relationship, and loved Paddy’s insights into Katherine Mansfield. The story flagged a bit with the introduction of Florence, a precocious and otherworldly child who ends up taking Richard and detainee custody officer Brit (no, really) on a kind of magical realist road trip to Scotland. I do see that Florence is meant to be the kind of unreal (or possibly hyperreal) figure symbolising “goodness” that you get in late Shakespeare (like Hermione in The Winter’s Tale) – and this is explicitly acknowledged in Spring: "The girl is like someone or something out of a legend or a story, the kind of story that on the one hand isn't really about real life but on the other is the only way you ever really understand anything about real life." But I found her conversation with Brit on the train a bit tiresome – it was only when the action started again and Florence was able to go around possibly working miracles once more that it really worked for me. (Incidentally, this is an even more “talky” book than the previous two – so many words, in so many different voices!)
I’ve read a few reviews that complain that the book is disjointed – a collage of ideas that don’t really coalesce. I can see what they mean, but for me the parts were glued together thematically (and she does eventually bring the two main narrative strands together to make a single plot). I enjoyed trying to spot the connections and resonances with the other two books, and with the outside world. Florence’s hypnotic powers hint at the way that tech companies keep us in thrall to their products (and also possibly at Greta Thunberg). The wanderings of Pericles are mirrored by the theme of global migration. This book seemed to have a more obvious connection to its season than its predecessors, with its themes of children, innocence, new beginnings and sacrifice.
I know that Ali Smith is a bit marmite, and it’s clear that this is a very artificial book (in the sense that it’s full of artifice – it’s intricately structured, and full of wordplay and bizarre supernatural happenings. I think you just have to go with the flow and read it as symbolic rather than literal. Towards the end, Richard mentions a Tacita Dean film about a hot air balloon: "alchemy and transformation become matters of good spirit, something dismissible and ridiculous - and magic, if you'll let it be." That’s how I feel about this project
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