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If you met Rupert Campbell=Black - you WOULD punch him on the nose and call him a wanker

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MamaGrr · 02/02/2007 12:29

...so why did I quiver over him as a teen, reading JC?

WHY?

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themildmanneredjanitor · 02/02/2007 13:23

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themoon66 · 02/02/2007 13:33

Book was very amusing I thought. Perfect beach holiday stuff.

DeputyMacDawg · 02/02/2007 13:39

Always preferred Billy, myself

Cloudhopper · 02/02/2007 17:35

God, anyone but Rannaldini. [disgusted emoticon].

No - usually the bit players. Or Viking from the music one - must be the Irish accent or something.

MamaGrr · 02/02/2007 17:35

Oh yes Viking

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tenbygirl · 04/02/2007 15:47

No, I'd sleep with him

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 19:31

Oh here it is! Goodness no, I wouldn't call Rupert a wanker, I think he is swoonsome, no punching would be involved at all! Although I'd be like Maud in Rivals, too old for him.

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 19:36

He's a fantastic romantic hero imo: drop dead gorgeously handsome; easily bored, witty and irreverent; rich and extremely successful at what he does, which is play POLO and run a yard. He has a helicopter, is a good friend to Billy (well, when not shagging his wife, ahem), Declan and the headmaster in Wicked, what's he called, can't remember. He's generous and sulky and witty and he really loves Taggie and is actually faithful to her once he's met and fallen in love with her.

Although he was horrible to his first wife Helen and to his first son, the piano player, can't remember his name either, oh was it Marcus?

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 19:45

so FUNNY switching on Mumsnet and seeing this name...
yes his son the pianist was Marcus

I always liked Viking too, and all the argentinian polo players. but when I first read Riders (FAR too young) I liked Billy too.
Enid Lloyd Foxe DOES sound good

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 19:48

Helen was a drip though. never felt very sympathetic towards her

have very disturbing indepth knowledge of JC novels. including all the ones of excerpts of shorter pieces, those Octavia, Bella, Prudence etc. novels etc. I think she's tremendous

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 19:50

Me too MrsJC, I remember a line from Prudence, said to the heroine as some cad peeled off her clothes, it was somethnig like "hmm, you're not exactly Prudent by nature are you?" or something. And all the covers featured Jilly in misty make up! There were things like homes for unmarried mothers mentioned in those earlier novels too!

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 19:50

Helen was a drip, absolutely, I didn't have much sympathy either.

tribpot · 04/02/2007 19:54

RCB isn't a polo player, just to be pedantic. Apparently he could have gone to 10 if he had tried (natch) but decided to focus on other things.

He is an arse. But I think of him as a vastly more attractive version of Clarkson, to be honest, in which case you would be so busy laughing at his political incorrectness that you would fail to be appropriately, Mumsnettily annoyed and shag him anyway.

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 19:59

I LOVE Prudence
It's one of my favourite books - a real comfort read. I have all of those with the funny Jilly covers.

LucyJones · 04/02/2007 20:00

I would rather have Luke in Polo

tribpot · 04/02/2007 20:01

Patrick O'Hara for me

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 20:02

OK, so he wasn't a polo player, true, but he runs a yard and he was a showjumper then. I stand corrected. I don't think he's REMOTELY like Clarkson (yuk!yuk!) and I don't think you'd be laughing, I think you'd be (or I would be, anyway!) swooning and falling into bed with him very fast because he's so handsome and flirtatious (yeah right, that I'd be his type, in my dreams ) and charistmatic.

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 20:03

Wasn't it Declan O'Hara? Who loved Keats and wore flourescent socks to stop his family pinching them.

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 20:03

must totally agree with Tribpot on the more attractive Clarkson simile - that's it exactly

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 20:04

Patrick was the son

LucyJones · 04/02/2007 20:04

Patrick was Declan's son...
I wouldn't want RCB in his early days, but definitely once he fell in love with Taggie - much more attractive then

MrsJohnCusack · 04/02/2007 20:06

luke in polo v.sexy too. Rather too good for Perdita I think...

WWWCampbellBlack · 04/02/2007 20:07

Oh, odd, I don't remember Patrick O'Hara at all! But did quite like the sound of Declan, who was erudite, clever, sexy AND kind.

LucyJones · 04/02/2007 20:09

Patrick ends up with the mistress of Tony somone in Rivals.

tribpot · 04/02/2007 20:15

MrsJC, we also share a common love for Mr John Cusack we are soul sisters indeed.

Declan's passion was Yeats, not Keats (honestly ladies, let's refresh our poetic memories). And Patrick was his scrumptious 21-year old son (I was younger when I read the book!) who ended up with Cameron Cook, the wildly glamorous director of programmes at Corinium telly. Honestly, I do think in the recent books Jilly has failed to produce a similarly fabulous cast of characters.

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